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Holy fuck guys, I am fucking shaking. I think I just got owned by Chad and by my ex girlfriend(WHORE).

Is there anything I can do? So basically I caught her cheating on me with another guy about 3 days ago and told her to move out. I loved her loads and still do so I taught her quite a bit about crypto etc. She knew everything basically.. including my binance credentials.

I caught her cheating on me with another guy and we got into a huge argument afterwards.. I told her to move out in a week. Today I got home from my parents place and all of my belongings(pretty much) are gone including my macbook pro(which had the authy app on it neccessary to log into binance).

SHE WITHDREW ALL OF MY FUCKING INVESTMENTS and I have a strong reason to believe the motherfucking asshole helped her. I just lost literally almost all of my fucking money due to this stupid piece of shit whore.

Can I take any legal action? I am willing to go to the cops. I am so fucking pised off you guys have no clue. I got all of this from nothing, I started with less than $300 years ago and now this fucking whore took all of my money. Literally most of it, except the things I bought with my investment earnings like a car and home.

I want to fucking cry holy shit.


Pic related. What should I do? Do I contact binance?

>> No.6969814

You're SOL bud.

You did learn a valuable lesson though.

>> No.6969817

>>6969782

Woh, so this is the power of crytpto. Should’ve stuck with stocks/bank account faggot

>> No.6969820

>>6969782
nope u fucked

>> No.6969822
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6969822

your fake internet money wasn't worth anything anyways

>> No.6969827

>>6969782
why did you tell someone your private keys you idiot? if a girl can just rob you and then move in with Chad what reason does she have to stay with you? the only thing you offer is money.

>> No.6969828

These LARPs would be funnier if they were actually written in a way that's believable instead of "i'm shaking" and "i'm so fucking pissed off guys".

It's no fun if you don't make them believable.

>> No.6969829

absolute state of coiners

>> No.6969831

>>6969782
you are a fucking idiot, you are fucked. why would you ever let your gf know about your crypto.

>> No.6969836

Nice LARP.

If true, you're an idiot.

>> No.6969841

>>6969782
>Reddit spacing
>Told gf how to access your crypto
>Cheated on with a Chad

Checks out.

>> No.6969842

>>6969782
you would need to record that she got it, or some other form of proof. You need a lawyer just giving it to the state to deal with it for aka open a cause for 300 and they might send a letter

>> No.6969847

>can I rapport stealing?

uh yes

>> No.6969862

>She knew everything basically.. including my binance credentials.

Serves you well faggot. Never trust a roastie with cash. Manhood 101

>> No.6969863

>>6969782
>giving your thot access to your fucking crypto
>having it 19btc on an exchange

you fucked up

>> No.6969865

>>6969782
Literally call the police. She stole legal assets. She's fucked. File charges TODAY.

>> No.6969873

>>6969782

Is this some kind of cuck fetish posting?

Fuck off

>> No.6969878

>>6969782
how fucking stupid are you actually OP

>> No.6969894

Haha op is a faggot cuck

>> No.6969901

god, larpers these days
so lazy

>> No.6969903

Yeah good luck with that. They cashed out and the outdated&slow juridisticion system wont help you.

Either suck it up or kill her.

>> No.6969911

>>6969782
>he didn't have 2FA

you deserved it

>> No.6969922

Weird gay larp

>> No.6969925

>>6969782
Absolutely go to the police with as much paper trail as possible. Contact Binance for IP addresses at times when money was withdrawn. This is not a small sum of money and there are other belongings missing, so the police will definetly investigate the theft and the culprits will get arrested.

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6969928

>>6969782
nikghha what?

>> No.6969929

>>6969782

post more info or i wont refund because you're larping

>> No.6969930

>>6969782

2FA should've been on your phone. If this is real though, you should demand the money back, and if they don't give it to you just kill them. They are bad people and do not deserve to lvie

>> No.6969939

>>6969782

hahahah you are a fucking idiot omg

>> No.6969947

>>6969782

normie problems, this is what happens to men who fall for the vaginal Jew kek

>> No.6969969

You need to hire a couple of guy and go kidnap Chad and the ex. Torture them until they turn over the crypto. If you do nothing you will spend the rest of your life as a man with no balls

>> No.6969974

>>6969930
I would have fucking had it on my phone if binance wasn't a piece of shit website. I had the "authy" extension for my browser on the laptop which she knew all about because she watched me trade quite a bit. She could log onto my binance at any time if she had my laptop.

I literally fucking lost everything.

I'll go to the cops.

>> No.6969977

>>6969925
this t.b.h.

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6969982

>>6969782
>told your bitch about cryptos

>> No.6969992

>>6969828
this

i want to believe but your shitty forced meme-style turns of phrase like "literally shaking" make it hard

>> No.6970006

>>6969782
Shitty larp kys

>> No.6970009

Guess you can invest in soycoin or cuckcoin and try to make back some of your losses

>> No.6970017

>>6969974

cops aint gonna do shit if u dont have real proof.
And proof isnt just saying 'she took monopoly money from my computer'. You're just wasting your own time

>> No.6970031

>>6969974
I have binance 2fa on my phone you dumbass, why can't you

not to worry OP, take your remaining money and go balls deep in wanchain and you can start to recover

>> No.6970056

>>6969782
why on gods earth did you let someone know your private keys and account info... not even the closest person to you should know.

>> No.6970063

>>6970017
I kinda understand that. I guess I'll just accept the loss, sell my car(should be able to get around 60 grand for it, it's an S class mercedes) and then invest that money.

Never trusting a female ever again in my whole life after something like this. I would love to fucking kill her.

A part of me doesn't want to let her get away with this money. It is more than she has ever earned in her whole life. I am not okay with letting her get away with that much.

>> No.6970078

>>6969782
>I taught her quite a bit about crypto etc. She knew everything basically.. including my binance credentials.
stupid

>> No.6970091

I bet it was Chads idea. I know a lot of Chads who are into btc and she probably told him “looool so my BF trades crypto and his laptop is right there” XD. Chad probably had the genius idea of going on your laptop and sending all your btc to his wallet.

Good job, even though this is fake

>> No.6970102

>>6970031
Because when I tried to use it, I was getting an error so I googled for a solution on reddit and this error could be bypassed by instead using the "authy" extension for chrome.. which is what I did.

>> No.6970108

>>6970063

confirmed troll. If any sane person lost that money they would at least beat the shit out of her wearing gloves and a ski mask after stalking in a random location

>> No.6970128

Chad always wins

>> No.6970136

>>6970108
And then go to prison and not have either money, the possibility to make more or freedom? Yeah...

>> No.6970166

>>6969911
This

>> No.6970168

>>6970063

> I'll just accept the loss

Im not saying be a lil bitch u faggot. Im saying you cant just walk to the cops and make them fix it for you

>> No.6970183

>>6969782
>>6969814
You aren't SOL, it's not like you were hacked, you know who it was. Absolutely contact the police. She can't steal from you just cause it's crypto. Then get a lawyer and bring a lawsuit against her just in case.

>> No.6970197

>>6969974
>Not locking your Authy extension

nice larping though

>> No.6970200

>>6969865
This

>> No.6970209

>>6969782
Not even going to read this LARP.

>> No.6970217

>>6970183
It sounds like a larp, but in the off chance you are just a clueless pussy, do the above

>> No.6970241

>>6970136

Know how many murders go unsolved every year?

>> No.6970249

Put on mask
Get gun
Go to her home
Get money back

What are you retarded or just a ridiculous pussy
At the LEAST send someone to do it for you

>> No.6970253

Kys larper too many adjectives keep it toned down next time this isn't some shitty creative writing class

>> No.6970449

>>6970063

Dude first of all you're a mega cuck and most definitely LARPing

However if this ever does happen to anyone you can absolutely prove it.

She STOLE your mother fucking laptop. Thats incriminating criminal evidence, then you can track the wallet seed and reverse google search it to find the owner (will show her name and when she bought it)

>> No.6970484

If this isn't a larp, there is only one thing you should do. Go to your local ghetto, ask a couple of big niggers if they wanna make a grand. Break in to Ex and Chads place, get the computer back, make niggers beat the shit out of Chad and Ex and make sure you still have your corecuck coin. Easy you faggot

>> No.6970510

>>6969782
kill her

>> No.6970543

>>6969782
What is police?

5/10 for making me reply

>> No.6970645

If youre not a fucking bitch:
put on the ski mask
strap up
get btc back