Shark Tank thread! I have $10,000 to invest in your business. Tell me what the idea is and if I like it I will make you an offer. No shit ideas please.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:43:59 2015 No.696777 [Reply] [Original]

Shark Tank thread!

I have $10,000 to invest in your business. Tell me what the idea is and if I like it I will make you an offer.

No shit ideas please.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:45:37 2015 No.696784 Are you accredited?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:46:45 2015 No.696788 >>696784 Accredi-what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:49:06 2015 No.696793 >>696788 hahah shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:50:34 2015 No.696797 >>696788 I'm guessing that's a "no".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:51:21 2015 No.696799 Steal your ideas general

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:53:36 2015 No.696803 >>696799 >my ideas are worth more than the steam from hot piss

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 19:54:42 2015 No.696805 >>696803 This. They say "ideas are a dime a dozen" for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:03:49 2015 No.696820 Food cart that serves French fries with a protein (ground beef, chicken or pulled pork) and cheese and whatever you want We give you like five guys amount of fries then beef it up and cheese it out

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:19:00 2015 No.696838 >>696820 How will you spend this 10 grand? I offer you 10 grand for 40% of your business

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:21:26 2015 No.696841 >>696838 ...buy a food truck and get the legal shit out of the way. Then buy fries, a lot of fries. My girlfriend also wants to do fried cheese with it so buy some cheese too. Pretty much legal stuff, truck, food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:22:08 2015 No.696844 File: 14 KB, 410x552, as.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696777 Squirt-able Peanut butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:23:06 2015 No.696846 >>696844 Omg straight in my mouth. No more mindless spreading and scraping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:24:35 2015 No.696847 >>696820 You are describing Poutine my good friend. Here in Canadia we have restaurants that sell 100 different varieties of the stuff. That's what you should be aiming for. Here's an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6we5accA_aY&

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:32:24 2015 No.696853 >>696847 I know that it inspired me to bring the deliciousness to American south. I thought gravy was on it though? Then I was thinking like chipotle style customization for the fries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:34:17 2015 No.696858 >>696853 Yeah there's gravy on it. It's delicious. Might as well just do that. If you're the first "poutinerie" in your town you'll make big bucks. Be open 24 hours, drunk people love poutine.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:40:12 2015 No.696861

>>696858
Well we're big on sausage gravy on biscuits here. They soak it up some and its just amazing so people would be overjoyed to have a meal like that for Lunch or dinner. The cheese, people go grazy (gravy crazy).
Do yall think I should open it downtown or more towards the college?
I'm getting kind of serious about this. I'd love to run my own shit and were fat asses here

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:42:13 2015 No.696864 >>696844 How will you spend the 10 grand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:44:37 2015 No.696868 Come on guys, need ideas that aren't gravy related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 20:45:48 2015 No.696869 >>696868 Fuck you dude! Yes I ate gravy today. yes I went grazy.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:01:56 2015 No.696888

>>696777

I'll use your 10 grand to set up a fictitious foreign legal entity so I can open up a brokerage account at a US trading firm using a foreign bank account, so that I can swing trade my 100k in cash that I'm forbidden from trading because I work for a market maker with an investment banking division.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:05:47 2015 No.696890 >>696803 >be the bear of wall street >sell me this piss

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:11:59 2015 No.696906

>>696777
How about a hot gravy dispenser that you can sell you places that are famous for their poutine.

This way, folks order the fries and have the gravy machine "unlocked" at their table for a specific amount of time. Time in which they can enjoy constantly hot gravy and never soggy fries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:12:01 2015 No.696907 >>696864 Get a team to design a dispenser. Patent the design and get the legal shit out of the way. Sell the dispenser to peanut butter companies.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:12:41 2015 No.696908
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Here's my pitch

Streaming system for occulus rift and other headsets. Multiple cameras will be set up right beside each other, so they integrate into total FOV. Anywhere in the world, you can place one of these camera rigs, and anyone with a headset and the software can stream to your camera and see where you are, what you're doing, etc.

This would let anyone wake up to the sun rising on the alpine mountains, or fall asleep seeing the sun set over the pacific ocean, listening to the waves splash on the shore.
Oh and I'm gonna need more than 10k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:14:53 2015 No.696912 >>696907 find some Chinese company to make my dispenser.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:15:14 2015 No.696913
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>>696861
The All-American Deep Fry. "DEEP FRY ANYTHING, Fries, Anchovies, Sardines, Confections, Burgers, and whatever YOU WANT".
Appeal to the inherent unhealth of the masses, in a package that says '"At least you don/'t have a Deep Fryer at home!"'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:17:23 2015 No.696918 File: 907 KB, 3000x3000, Wario.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What about a chain of convenience stores with touch screens that let you get food made to order?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:20:53 2015 No.696921 >>696918 Is it bad that I can't tell if this is a troll or not?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:21:07 2015 No.696922 >>696918 That sounds more like a restaurant

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:29:05 2015 No.696930 >>696921 What?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:32:36 2015 No.696936
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some ideas i got
>a food similar to ramen that lasts longer, tastes better, has more nutritional value, appeals to the health/organic faggot crowd, and is somehow cheaper - that one ramen company is the only real ramen company in the US and it has an image of being poor people food, but if you make a "cool" ramen brand, sort of Americanized, you can easily dominate the US market
>gigantic blimp that has a giant bug zapper on it, fly it over a neighborhood at night, slaughter every single fucking faggot mosquito in the area. Call it something similar to the Hindenburg to give it that Nazi/holocaust branding image which is associated with a mass extermination
>a dildo that you insert your penis into, that vibrates or something, so it's like you have a gigantic vibrating cock, and you fuck your woman with it
>a movie/comic book series about an antihero/villain who can control shit/fecal matter with his mind, kind of like Magneto. He rips the developing shit out of enemies intestines, killing them. He can also rip it from pipes underground, destroying infrastructure. He can create little shit minions and shit goblins. He rides on a giant shit dragon that flies, similar to that giant snake/dragon robot villain from the Avengers movie, oh and the shit dragon breaks thru buildings and stuff. His sidekick/friend can be some guy who controls bugs how Aquaman controls fish. Try fighting crime with a shit goblin punching you in the face and a colony of fire ants crawling up your dickhole, Batman

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:33:16 2015 No.696937 >>696930 It's already a thing anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:35:33 2015 No.696939 >>696921 >public touchscreens there better be a fucking hand sanitizer next to each fucking one faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:38:11 2015 No.696941 >>696937 Where?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:41:43 2015 No.696948

>>696936
>a food similar to ramen that lasts longer, tastes better, has more nutritional value, appeals to the health/organic faggot crowd, and is somehow cheaper - that one ramen company is the only real ramen company in the US and it has an image of being poor people food, but if you make a "cool" ramen brand, sort of Americanized, you can easily dominate the US market
This is actually a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:47:27 2015 No.696955 >>696941 Wawa for example.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:48:16 2015 No.696958

A backpack with four arms coming out of it, each holding a fleshlight. I'll be able to suck five dicks at a time with the effort it takes to suck one and make it to a million dollars that much quicker.

I need the $10,000 to invest in lubricant, fleshlights, and R&D for the backpack and arms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:49:32 2015 No.696959 >>696936 I lost it at shit goblin

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:54:31 2015 No.696964 >>696948 mah nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 21:57:21 2015 No.696966 >>696948 Tastes better and has more nutritional value is probably doable (or has been done). Lasts longer and cheaper would be the problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:06:26 2015 No.696974 >>696966 That's true, but I doubt it would be a deal breaker.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:50:49 2015 No.697041

>>696966
Poorfags detected.

You don't get rich by ramen research. Why all the hassle? You buy that EXACTLY SAME ramen from that ONE manufacturer. Hire a design student to create a new packaging (lots of black and gold and shiny stuff) and sell it. But you don't sell it as ramen but rather as hyper exclusive asian health soup. Give it a silly name like sheep penis (in japanesekoreanwhatever letters). Nouveau riche will easily pay up to 26$ a pack because they don't even know what ramen is.

You should aim at affluents as your target group. Folks earning 200k-1mm a year fall for this stuff. They are stupid enough to "keep up with the Joneses" if you know what I mean.

>tl;dr Keep it simple and get rich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 22:56:51 2015 No.697052 File: 248 KB, 594x411, 1422537857298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696777 Pitch: I fuck your mother in the asshole. 100% profit and rapid growth in my private sector. What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:07:17 2015 No.697072 >>697041 >Nouveau riche will easily pay up to 26$ a pack rich people don't buy ramen

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 23:14:54 2015 No.697094
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>>697041
>>697072
>Nouveau riche will easily pay up to 26$ a pack **because they don't even know what ramen is.**

1. Learn how to read
2. Learn how to read an entire sentence.
3. Let us know if stupid or trolling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:22:40 2015 No.697402 So far only food related ideas. This is what happens when Americans try to think.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:34:31 2015 No.697406

anon i got an idea for your money.
i got the key for mining bitcoin without pay the bills.
i know a lots of people, they got a rent contract whit the electric bill included.
i just got no money to buy a miner and gave them.
if i can build a MLM network, it will become a lots of money for us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:35:42 2015 No.697407 File: 1006 KB, 640x1136, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey OP. This is something I'm currently working on for fun. Portra ; An application to connect Amateur Models , and Amateur photographers.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:37:29 2015 No.697408
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Value Prop:

I'll keep this short. As of now, entering the world of modelling and photography can be expensive, and flat out intimidating.
Most amateur models have to deal with sleazy photographers asking for nude shots, and photographers cant find actual talent.
This is the solution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:37:36 2015 No.697409 >>697407 How much equity are you going to give me for my 10 grand. And what are you going to spend it on?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:40:11 2015 No.697410 >>697409 10% equity because of the potential for this to scale. Your 10k can easily turn into 100k+ in months time. Your investment will be spent on marketing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:40:56 2015 No.697412 >>697410 What's your marketing plan?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:43:21 2015 No.697413 >>697410 So your app will be worth $1000,000 in a few months time? How did you come to this conclusion? How are you monetising it?

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:43:58 2015 No.697414

>>697412
In short, we're going after college students.

I don't want to talk too much because this might actually be something we make, and our designer ( dude in the picture ) would be really pissed if he saw it on the internet tomorrow morning, lol.
I'm just the developer, so if you're interested you can ask technical questions

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:45:40 2015 No.697415 File: 18 KB, 226x225, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>697414 So you don't even own the company you're offering me equity in. I'm out.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:46:34 2015 No.697417

>>697413
Those aren't real numbers :)
But honestly this could very well be worth 1m in a few months.
We're monetizing this from a premium service model; selling our users on the practicality and usability of the application and then enticing them to pay a monthly fee for features that'll in turn make them money.
This thing has crazy potential because this is an open niche, and hasn't been a platform that opens the world of photography and modelling to those without a clear path into it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 06:48:16 2015 No.697419

>>697415
haha, nobody owns it. It's an idea.
And I'm the sole developer, who's to say I wouldn't be able to offer you some of my own equity once we decide the numbers?

But regardless, you weren't reaally giving someone on 4chan 10k..
And if you were, god bless your pockets my nigga.

Anonymous Tue Mar 24 07:39:58 2015 No.697433

>>697419
your current value of the business is $100,000.

You said nobody owns it. So where did you get this $100,000? Did you put $100,000 worth of work into it?

The idea itself is a bit too niche for my liking anyway and I'm sure there are similar websites that photographers use already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 08:29:38 2015 No.697466 A chinese imageboard where you can buy "gold passes" in order to bypass captchas and post funny memes.

99.8% Feedback Tue Mar 24 20:54:35 2015 No.698235
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>>696777

How did I not see this thread

Pitch:
>Pic related

Asking only 10k to advertise on /r9k /b /a /y prob /biz as well. Fuck it, the whole boards.

8k to some outsourced Chinese comp.
Profit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 21:40:46 2015 No.698302 >>698235 You need a prong on the right hand index finger and one on the left hand index finger so that the current flows through your chest and heart.

>>	99.8% Feedback Tue Mar 24 21:50:57 2015 No.698312 File: 1.99 MB, 400x174, 1408678527266.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>698302 Well someone just got hired, you can be the 1st to test it out as well my friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 21:59:01 2015 No.698320 >ITT: Give me business ideas to steal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 24 22:32:28 2015 No.698366 >>698320 >implying it's the idea that matters

>>	Fuck Everyone Wed Mar 25 00:15:58 2015 No.698481 File: 58 KB, 616x620, post-it-award.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>698366 Nothing will compare to the sheer amount of wisdom in that 6 word sentence fragment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 00:56:46 2015 No.698507 I want to create an app for cars using a smart touch panel with their own wifi. The app will connect people with other people around them and they will be able to stream share music and also share profiles like Facebook.

99.8% Feedback Wed Mar 25 03:10:40 2015 No.698598
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>>696777
Just realized Shark Tank is The Big Bang Theory for /biz

Or

>The Attack on Titan
>The Game of Thrones
>Show about that dude that makes meth or whatever
>etc...

Damn, and I think I torrented just about every eps.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 04:06:19 2015 No.698624 >>696861 I'm kind of surprised poutine hasn't caught on in the states

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 04:45:10 2015 No.698641 >>696918 >>696922 >>696930 >>696939 A&W in downtown Vancouver has public touch screens on which you can order. It works pretty well. And there's no hand sanitizer, but the kind of people who eat that shit don't seem to care.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 04:46:32 2015 No.698642 >>696941 see >>698641

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 04:47:54 2015 No.698644 >>698235 If I'm going to kill myself anyway, then what's to stop me from just stealing it or nigger rigging one at home?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 04:50:47 2015 No.698646 >>696958 I'm having trouble visualizing this. Do you have a mockup?

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 05:11:16 2015 No.698664

>Find sticks for free innawoods
>Carve them up
>Sell as walking sticks, wizard staves, magick wands, etc.

I don't even need the full 10k.

>$30 for decentish set of carving knives
>Maybe $50 or less for setting up website, paypal, etc.
>Use low/no fee credit and debit card for first year

So maybe like $100 for 25% of the company? It's pocket change but could blow up if it's marketed right and I can get the sticks into brick and mortar stores as well as the online one - touristy shops in wooded areas and Metaphysical stores might be interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:43:56 2015 No.699185 >>696918 quiktrip beat you to it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:47:48 2015 No.699191 >>696847 >>696853 Please stop yammering about poutine. Chili cheese fries aren't new or original to Canada.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 18:55:24 2015 No.699498 File: 37 KB, 480x360, le-coq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>696777 I would get people to buy clothes (maybe used) and shoes unique to their country and ship it to America to sell to rich fags

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 20:00:24 2015 No.699600 >>699498 Nice crepes blad

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 20:05:48 2015 No.699610

>>696803
>Be me
>Have ideas that have made me quite wealthy
>Too many ideas
>Too jewy to share my excess ideas

Whenever I hear 90% of other peoples ideas they almost always sound so stupid. Am I just a narcissist or is it really this hard for people to come up with a decent idea?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 20:06:56 2015 No.699614 >>696908 Too gimmicky, won't make any money.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 21:08:03 2015 No.699698 >>698507 Any opinions on this??

99.8% Feedback Wed Mar 25 21:44:07 2015 No.699760
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>>699698

I read it and ignored it for so many reasons;

>Copyright
>Infringement
>Litigations for all <3

He's trying to create a chat room/kik in which users will be able to create groups/random chats where they share each others music. Sounds like a failure full of spam/unsigned artists, EVEN if there weren't any lawsuits to follow for sharing music without the owner's permission.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:30:48 2015 No.699806 >>699760 Also the nail in the coffin is the obvious texting while driving laws.

>>	99.8% Feedback Wed Mar 25 22:35:05 2015 No.699808 File: 1.49 MB, 1065x902, 1422945845839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>699806 Holy shit, didn't even see that part. Honestly hope it was a troll...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:44:38 2015 No.699815 >>699698 cory doctorow described this in a book he wrote

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:45:39 2015 No.699818 >>699498 what about this idea?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:19:38 2015 No.699847 >>699610 For some reason whenever a friend comes up with some "genius idea" to make money it's always some stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:23:53 2015 No.699935 10k doesn't go far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:27:56 2015 No.699940 >>699935 10k can buy you one $10k hooker or 10k $1 hookers

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:18:14 2015 No.700056

These super neat bamboo structures that take water out of the atmosphere, and provide useable water for people. Their are a few prototypes made but we could start the mass production, saving people's lives and earning a Peace Prize. We could teach the African people the jobs to make it, thus boosting their economy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:50:37 2015 No.700803 >>699940 what would a 10k hooker even do

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:51:29 2015 No.700806 >>696777 Selling burgers in usa

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:27:28 2015 No.701026 >>700803 anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:31:39 2015 No.701030 >>698624 Americans put ketchup on their fries. Not gravy

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