/biz/ - Business & Finance

[SPILFSIN No.695223]

>Buy March 27 FB put options.

>Wait until the end of the week.

>Take profit

Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.695243]

>>695223
>circles
>lines
>candles
>patterns
Yes, this is surely the right way to pick winning stock picks. Or conduct a seance. Same thing, really.

[Anonymous No.695247]

>>695223
Hold on, two times in a row means that there will definitely be a third one? Do you even stats?

[SPILFSIN No.695256]

>>695243
>>695247
Stay poor we don't like you anyway.

[Anonymous No.695266]

>>695256
>Whhhhhaaaaaaaah!! Someone doesn't agree with me!!! They must be poor!!! And that means they can't have valid opinions!!!!! Whaaaaaaaaah!

[Anonymous No.695268]

>>695223
>no strike price mentioned
If you're going to fake it til you make, at least try to sound educated on the topic.

[SPILFSIN No.695274]

>>695268
>Everyone's strike price should be the same
GTFO

[Anonymous No.695277]

>>695268

Obv it's 83 minimum.

[SPILFSIN No.695278]

>>695266
>Thinking technicals don't work

[Anonymous No.695283]

>>695278
LMFAO. /biz/ may believe in MLM scams and cryptocurrency hype, but even we aren't dumb enough to fall for TA.

[SPILFSIN No.695288]

>>695283
>Oh no my stock is plummetting why????????????????

[SPILFSIN No.695290]

>>695283
>Daytrading is not almost 100% technical analysis.

[Anonymous No.695296]

>>695290

>not day trading fundamentals

[SPILFSIN No.695299]

>>695283
Why do volume bars, macd, RSI exist?
It's all fundamental right? Who in the fuck would use those?

[SPILFSIN No.695301]

>>695296
>Believing that removing the word patient would crash stocks like Cramer said.

B-but everything was down why did it rebound the exact second of the announcement?

[Anonymous No.695302]

>>695290
>>Daytrading is not almost 100% technical analysis.
Oh fuck, stop. My sides. You're LITERALLY killing me.

[Anonymous No.695309]

>>695301

Because the money supply would essentially stay the same meaning that the equity markets wouldn't have cash flowing from it, rather than to it, as would happen if rates were raised.

[SPILFSIN No.695311]

>>695302
>Using literally incorrectly.

>Fundamental analysis matters in a 1 hour timeframe.

[SPILFSIN No.695325]

Not saying I don't look at the fundamentals. Do you believe 30x forward earnings is fundamentally sound? (facebook)

[Anonymous No.695326]

>>695311
>Using literally incorrectly
No, I'm being serious. You are literally killing me. You're posts are so pants-on-head retarded that I can't stop laughing, and I'm getting light-headed from the lack of oxygen. I'm one more post from having to call 911. Please show some mercy.

[Anonymous No.695341]

>>695326
>>695298

samefag

[SPILFSIN No.695349]

>>695326
Is this retarded?

Why do the bars touch the lines perfectly?

Technicals don't work right?

[Anonymous No.695351]

>>695341
>being this mad about being BTFO in his other thread
let it go dude, just step away from the computer. I wasn't posting in the other thread, but was keeping tabs on it all day. You are pathetic.

[Anonymous No.695354]

>>695349
oh wow youre worse than the jew memers

[Anonymous No.695355]

>>695349
ok, now try drawing lines for the next few days.

Anyone can draw lines on previous price action you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.695356]

>>695351

>keeping tabs on it all day
>you are pathetic

Damn, you got me, samefag.

[Anonymous No.695360]

>>695355
>>695249

Lines in the future, m8.

[Anonymous No.695361]

Technical analyses works because people use it

[SPILFSIN No.695363]

>>695355
Ok You got me right now I cannot draw any future lines because I don't see any right now but rest assured I have before and many others do and that's why you lose money going against the trend.

[Anonymous No.695367]

>>695363
>rest assured
I rest unassured.

[Anonymous No.695369]

>>695367
ahaha

[SPILFSIN No.695377]

>>695369
BTW wait for a trend break before selling short term. Just saying so you don't say later "haha fuckin retard got it wrong."

[SPILFSIN No.695628]

Looking for either trend break with the predicted downside target currently unknown upside target

[Anonymous No.695664]

>>695278
Technicals work. I'm 21 and feeding my pops words to tell his broker. We haven't lost yet.

[Anonymous No.695685]

>>695664
>feeding my pops words

[SPILFSIN No.696234]

It is time.

[SPILFSIN No.696236]

Buy puts.

[Anonymous No.696384]

Two market analyst walk past a $100 bill. One of them asks the other, why didn't you pick it up?

"If it were real somebody else would have taken it."

Case closed.

[Anonymous No.696390]

>>696384
but what if they are the first to walk past it?

[Anonymous No.696394]

>>696390

Are you seriously trying to tell me OP get there first and nobody else is going to notice? Cus if they do, the stock price will fall where you expect it to peak.

[Anonymous No.696426]

>>696384
and then the astrophysicist turns around and picks it up

[Anonymous No.696502]

as soon as you think you see a pattern, the pattern disappears and fucks you in the ass. Just remember that

[SPILFSIN No.696556]

LOL JK guys I didn't even buy it there. Should have bought calls on the down trend break.

[Anonymous No.697506]

i bought 3 weekly puts @ $83 how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.697549]

>>697506
maybe not fucked

[Anonymous No.698063]

good call OP, those charts really worked out for you

[Anonymous No.699244]

Good call

[Anonymous No.699303]

>good call
>price is at 83
>OP's pic shows 83.8
>good call

He could've actually lost on this trade.

[Anonymous No.699320]

>>699303
If he's smart he will sell after tomorrow's sell off because Friday will go back up

[Anonymous No.699327]

>>699320

I'd like to see what price he got in for and what premium he's paying, considering the option expires this week.

[Anonymous No.699331]

>>699327

KEK SPIKED AFTER HOURS KEKEKEKEKEKK

85.25

that boy better hope he can get the fuck out of there as fast as he can

[Anonymous No.699688]

PUTS ARE IN THE MONEY NOW

EATMYDICK
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[Anonymous No.699719]

>>695223

I'm rusty as fuck but IIRC the last candle indicate it may decrease

I checked and if you bought puts a t the strike price they'd be in the money now.

[noko No.699774]

>>699688
almost everything went down today. Fb will increase tomorrow but on friday we will see

[Anonymous No.699787]

>>695302
>buying options with less than a week to expiry

So much autism.

>>695302

I can look at 2 charts, exact same setup, exact same pattern, similar move "today", one is up based on news, the other's a pump and dump and I can tell you, the pump will eventually burn out. The good news one will last a fair bit longer (depending on what it is, of course).

I mean, I can find you stocks that get pump/dumped several times a year, I can find you penny stocks that pay to get the same bullshit news recycled every year, I can show you dog shit that has a nice chart setup.

[Anonymous No.699790]

>daytrading

[Anonymous No.699793]

>>699787
Then why aren't you rich?
>So much autism

[Anonymous No.699902]

>>695367
plsease dont do that

[Anonymous No.699917]

>>699902
Do what? Point out the ridiculous claims of some retard who pretends that risky trading strategies are easy and that he effortlessly produces winning trades on command?

Son, I'll point out that kind of faggotry all day.

[Anonymous No.699921]

>>699917

>proof isn't in the pudding

you were flat out wrong son. B]

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=FB

[Anonymous No.699934]

>>699921
Kek. The retard who made a prop bet based on the "advice" of an anonymous poster (who didn't even follow his own recommendation) shows and head and pretends to be an investing wizard.

Kid, I can flip a coin too. But I don't go on the internet and brag about it.

[Anonymous No.699951]

>>699934

WRONG
R
O
N
G

[Anonymous No.699960]

>>699951
Stunning reply. As expected from a professional coin flipper.

Rich yet?

[Anonymous No.699983]

>>699960

look mate i'm sorry i really am you know what you think you're right but sometimes you're just flat out wrong and you need to learn how to accept it, and move the fuck on buddy!! lol!! i know that you were trying to say what you think, and make a counterpoint and all that but in the end you know you were wrong and it's time to come clean from these charades. the fact is mister is that money TALKS and these fat wads? these fat sticky wads in my hands? they are speaking loud and clear buddy loud and clear and what they're saying is that you were wrong, dead out flat 100% out of the money wrong. now i'm a nice guy, believe me i can be generous at times and today I'm willing to make you an offer you won't forget. you say that you were super duper wrong right here and now today and I will send you half of my profits from today's trading. that's right this one in a lifetime offer will expire quickly, i'm no angel, but i'm willing to make dues due when they are due. so what's it going to be buddy? are you going to fess up? have you had enough bitter medicine yet? i don't think you have. i want you to gulp it down, real good. really think back on exactly how wrong you were and how in the future you'll think twice before offering advice on bigdick/biz/ as i like to call this place.

[Anonymous No.699988]

>>699983
>as if I'm going to read a wall of text from some poorfag
>also, being this butthurt

[Anonymous No.699996]

>>699988
wow

[Anonymous No.700013]

>>699988

nice dubs

now i'm willing to lend you a bit of an ear here because of those nice dubs you've got there at the end of your post pair of 8s! that's nice, that's real nice. 8's are probably one of my favorite dubs to get. they have that nice smooth contour to them that the other blockier numbers don't really have. personally i prefer 4's, because of the sharp slanting edges look nice to each other but hey, as one dubs fan to another what can i say, we love em all don't we. now i know that in this thread we've had our differences, especially concerning this whole FB put debacle and you being wrong this time, but you know what let's put all of that behind us how about. all it takes is one little utterance, just a few words and we'll be right on our merry way. after all! i'm the one holding the money is this situation! eh buddy! ^_^
i'll be monitoring this thread a bit more just in case you change your mind and are ready to see the light! you should really take a long hard look at the graph in the OP and examine it against this week's movements for FB and reconsider your position. It's ok! it was an amatuer mistake, we all make them! god knows I do! I just don't want this to get into your head and affect your trading from here on out you know? being wrong just once can really get to a guy's head, and i understand that the feelings of doubt, impotency and insecurity can be really crippling but i urge you to not let it get to you!!!! again, look at those fantastic dubs you got! those are nice, right? anyways, i'm about to take my gains to the bank, so i'm afraid I'll have to leave for about an hour or two, but i wish you all the best in the future, and want to give you one final piece of advice, and that is KEEP AT IT!!! don't give up! you have a long road of studying ahead of you, i know, but let me tell you it only gets better from here! good luck!

and congrats on the dubs!

[Anonymous No.700015]

>>700013
why so mad tho

[Anonymous No.700031]

>>700013
Poor, mad, and stupid is no way to go through life son.

[Anonymous No.700383]

FACEBOOK PUTS GO DEEPER INTO THE MONEY

[Anonymous No.700385]

>>700383
Take a pic of your gains

[Anonymous No.700387]

>>700385

my measly $200 of gains off a measly 4 puts? if u really want bro

[Anonymous No.700411]

>>700387
Nah don't trip I was just curious lol profit is profit broski

[Anonymous No.700613]

Squeaky bum time

[Anonymous No.700829]

>>700411

AYY I held onto the puts today and lost all the money i made. I'm -$7 ayyy

[Anonymous No.700848]

>>699921
>>699951
>>699983
>>700013
>>700383

then

>>700829

[Anonymous No.700850]

>>700848

damn nigga were you waiting here this whole time? B]

[Anonymous No.700857]

>>700850
I'll give you credit for admitting you fucked up. Most of you gamblers just disappear when your trades go south.

BUT, as I said yesterday, you are still the retard who made a prop bet based on the "advice" of an anonymous poster (who didn't even follow his own recommendation) and then pretended to be an investing wizard.

Kids, don't do this.

[Anonymous No.700859]

>>700857

maybe! i really hope you didn't think i thought i was an investing wizard. it was pretty clearly shitposting. (one of my fav things)

but at the same time, i got the play the game for free, and i had fun doing it, so i wouldn't call myself a retard. especially since the $200 involved is literally nothing.

keep fighting the good fight there buddy! ^_^

[Anonymous No.700861]

>>700859
Only a retard would justify a bad trade by minimizing his losses as "literally nothing." You didn't play the game for free, and its not a game anyway.

Thanks for posting. You've undoubtedly done more to harm the argument of those who claim trading is a successful strategy than anything I could have said myself.

[Anonymous No.700866]

>>700861

i'm more interested in you as a person now. here's your chance to soapbox to a stranger. tell me:

how is betting $200 randomly (not that much money to me. maybe to you, i don't know) not a game?

what argument? is there a discussion about trading being a successful strategy? strategy towards what?

and lastly "harm"
that's an awfully dramatic word to use for what amounts to a retard shitpost that will fall off the board. maybe this "argument" isn't as serious as you think?

[Anonymous No.700870]

>>695223

Forgive my ignorance, but:

What are put options?

Why is this anon suggesting we get them for FB?

How does one acquire put options?

[Anonymous No.700885]

>>700870

alright mate. first, do you have a broker? i suggest optionshouse

a put option is a way to leverage your money. you buy 1 "contract"

that contract gives you the option to sell 100 shares at a certain price.

but what am i doing spoonfeeding you like a scrub?

go here you lazy fuck:
http://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/put.asp

and here, watch all of these 3 minute videos
:
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/derivative-securities


as for why this anon said buy puts? look at the graph m8. you can figure out his reasoning. even if it is bogus techinical analysis.
(although for the record, FB did follow his prediction. probs just luck)

how does one buy puts? i'm not going to tell you, because they are too dangerous 4 U. if you really want to know you can do it urself.

[Anonymous No.700901]

>>700861

>this is not a game

Do you understand what game theory is?

[Anonymous No.700903]

>>700901
>implying that's what the faggot meant
>implying you're not a faggot too

[Anonymous No.700927]

>>700903

what caused this anger in your life anon? this isn't a u mad post. I'm 100% serious. do you want to talk or like what

[Anonymous No.700946]

>>700927
>implying that spotting faggots says anything other than that I dislike the faggotry on the board
You are the cancer. Pls go.

[Anonymous No.700985]

>>700946

>you are the cancer
>plz le go

Okay, cancer. I'll leave you to your own cancer.

[Anonymous No.700987]

>>700946

tbh i think you're the resident shitposter that literally shitposts all day on this board

would be nice to have your posts from that IP shown by a janitor or something, so we can all laugh at how fucking miserable your life is

and the worst part isn't that you do it for free, but that you don't even get the privileges that come along with janitorship.

[Anonymous No.700997]

>>700987
>being this mad
Buh-bye.

[Anonymous No.701009]

>>700997

It was m'privilege, m'lady.

[Anonymous No.701070]

>>695223
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=FB#symbol=FB;range=5d

so fb is still in the 83 range, how much was the premium

[Anonymous No.701456]

Okay fag its March 27th lets see how this goes

[Anonymous No.701464]

Thanks OP. Blew all my savings.

[Anonymous No.701767]

>>695223
Epic fail you loser

[Anonymous No.701771]

OP
You are going broke m8
enjoy being poor

[Anonymous No.701780]

Totally broke now. Used up all my children's college funds. Hope you're proud OP.