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6914282 No.6914282 [Reply] [Original]

>be amerinigger
>wake up from claping and gunshots outside the house
>check HODL for muh krypto
>see 9% gain on XLM
>instantly sell everything for 38$ profit
>spend the money on fastfood and mountain dew to satisfy the jewish overlord
Why does this happen over and over again?

>> No.6914333

>>6914282
Exactly! all those who sold XLM are going to cry about it in a matter of hours.

>> No.6914352

Quit spying on me faggot

>> No.6914381
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>>6914282

>> No.6914421

>>6914381
It's funny cause he's right, tho

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>>6914421
i know faggot didn't said otherwise.

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>>6914282
38 USD per day?...bretty gud, bretty damm gud

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6914525

>>6914282
> be eurocuck
> wake up to seirens from the vehicular terror attack going on outside your windo
> go pay 5€ to use a bathroom before getting day started
> use remaining 5€ to buy XRP
> pray to Allah that it goes up and stays there forever in a bear market
> tfw Americhad dunks on you

>> No.6914535

>>6914381
give good gains papa

>> No.6914536

>>6914282
>implying amerilards get up this early
its fucking people pre-selling because they expect americans to sell

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>>6914503
Pretttay preetty good!

>> No.6914551

>be american
>trade and stay up at night
>see fellow americans fuck everything up

Do these retards not realize this shit would moon if they weren't trying to out-sell one another every 5 fucking seconds or at every peak?

>> No.6914597

>>6914525
>first attempt at bantz

>> No.6914721

>>6914551
>nation of fomo
Decades of fear spread by your media. Its impossible to see a moon around the time americans trading. Thank god for the based chinks and gooks who make the moon missions possible.

>> No.6914809

>>6914721

our media needs to be gassed, no doubt

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>>6914282

>> No.6914955

>>6914282
104% accurate fucking burgers

>> No.6915511

>>6914282
You're forgetting how cheap food is here. Cashing out with 38$ is enough for several days worth of md and mcdonalds

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>>6914282

>> No.6915699

>>6914282
And then you're gonna have to calculate your taxes on that $38 later
What's the point of this shit honestly