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How to I wear something that shows I am into crypto without looking like a turbofaggot?

>> No.6907680
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>>6907643

>> No.6907681

>>6907643
Shirt with an ETH logo. Normies will have no idea what it means so you won't get weird looks.

>> No.6907682

>>6907643

> I am into crypto

But you really are turbofaggot.

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>>6907643

>> No.6907691
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>>6907643

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>>6907685
This should do the trick.

>> No.6908037

>>6907685
>>6907691
>>6907824
Perfect, thanks guys.

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>>6907643

>> No.6908073

>>6907643
Buy a 500k antique watch with your gains

>> No.6908083

>>6907680
I'd love to drop a bit on a nice watch, even a fake if needed, but that could be misconstrued for just "having daddy's money." The only things I have ever cashed out for are tuition and a car, and the car already gets enough "my parents pay for everything" stigma behind it, so I'm not sure

>> No.6908112

>>6907643
Who the fuck cares stop seeking validation from others betamale fuck

>> No.6908122
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>>6907643
>Wanting the equivalent of gaming merch for fucking Crypto

Truly you are the most virulent of ass cancer OP.

>> No.6908138

>>6907643
you don't

>> No.6908152

>>6908112
I also do a lot of social media management so looking the part is like 95% of it, so there's that

>> No.6908164

You really disappoint me OP.

Do you walk around letting people know you suck dick on the low?

That’s what I thought, so keep this lil secret to yourself as well.

>> No.6908218
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6908218

You mean not like turbocryptofag like myself ?

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>>6907643
If you're into streetwear, this is lit

>> No.6908246

>>6908218
Why is it covered in piss stains?

>> No.6908251

Have fun getting kidnapped

>> No.6908273

>>6908246
because its cryptos you silly newfag
>cryptos are made of shit and piss

>> No.6908288

Loyalty and Subtlety in a keychain, perhaps? Dont be a faggot bro

>> No.6908370
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>>6907643
This is kinda cool. Im gonna buy a bitconnect shirt just because its a living meme.

>> No.6908388

>Telling everyone you're in what's supposed to be a digital mattress you put your money under

It's like you're asking to get your limbs cut off till you reveal your private key

>> No.6908428

>>6908388
do you live in brazil?

>> No.6908492

>>6908066
I would wear this lol

>> No.6908633

lol what, why would you want to do that. Just buy an expensive car and tell everyone you financed it thanks to btc. Ah and you could use a btc keychain

>> No.6908692

>>6908223
I would actually wear this

>> No.6908727

>>6908083
what car u buy?

>> No.6908754
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6908754

Chainlink shirt or nothing at all. I'ma get a shirt with Sergeys face on it

>> No.6908764

>>6907643
you cant

>> No.6908778

wow /biz/ can not into fashion

>> No.6908799
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The younger, the more likey people will think that.

>> No.6908818

>>6908388

Literally this.

This faggot will be the next vid on bestgore witnessing his dad being beheaded before having his chest flayed, ribs cracked open and beating heart pulled out before the aorta is severed all whilst still being alive and fully conscious.

(Seriously this is a real video look it up)

>> No.6908871

yeah I see no problems with advertising the coin you're holding to help get the word out

you're more likely to get killed for flashing around an iphone than wearing a fucking shirt that says funfair on it or whatever

>> No.6908995

Does someone make a shirt that lets other autists know that I'm also an autist without exposing me to the $5 wrench vuln?
go ask r/eddit. I'm sure someone has a decentralized blockchain shirt printing token you could buy.
Fuck me sideways with a rusty wire brush; the state of this board.

>> No.6909707

>>6908218
What size is that? Are you a fucking dwarf?

>> No.6909736

Watches are for turbo faggots.

>> No.6909742

>>6908818
>(Seriously this is a real video look it up)
No, I voted for President Trump and we still haven't got a wall. I don't need the spoopy dreams, anon.

>> No.6909750

>>6907691
kek

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>>6907643

>> No.6910030

>>6907643
Google "tee shirt with a cock on it" that would be a good place to start...

>> No.6910728

>>6908818
L-link?

>> No.6910888

>>6909789
im taking this to the biz meetup in monaco

>> No.6910931

>>6909871
You should read more closely. Without looking like a turbofaggot.

>> No.6911007

>>6908818
link pl0x

>> No.6911041

>>6909789
kek i would wear this

>> No.6911108

>>6908818
I mean I get this argument, but its essentially torture and if you have money or value, people will want that, and will be more inclined to kidnap / target you if you have more value regardless.

I do not see how this can happen, stupid paranoid neet kys b4 they get then pussy

>> No.6911758 [DELETED] 

>>6908818
>>6909742
>>6910728
>>6911007
>>6911108
at least post the video you faggot
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/police-torture-beheading-son-flay-alive-guerrero-mexico/

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>>6911758
>>6908818
>tfw you about to get FUCKED up

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>>6911758

>> No.6912540

>>6908218
>no FUN
Shitty shirt desu

>> No.6912570
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6912570

watch for the stinky linkies.

>> No.6912643

>>6907643
>in crypto
>not a turbo faggot
Pick one.

>> No.6912650

>>6911832
Is this that fucking one of the viagra cartel jacking off some guys heart?

I havent seen it but i have read a description and it looks like it.

I love MDMA but have told myself I will never do cocaine that isnt ethically sourced after watching funkytown.

>> No.6912852

>>6912570
I thought it was vengarl at first glance

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>>6907643

>> No.6913895

>>6907643
>Wants to dress crypto
>Not a turbofaggot already
Dress like a fucking man, damn it!

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>>6907643
http://moneylaundering.business

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>>6913990

>> No.6914162

>>6907643
3 steps in order to avoid being identified as an obnoxious faggot
>do not wear video game merch
>do not wear anime merch
>do not wear crypto merch
But since OP is a faggot, please disregard.

>> No.6914189

>>6907643
buy my dumb shirts! made a few tee spring shirts a few days ago

twitter.com/buyandhodlbro

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I actually bought this one a few a days ago lol Found it on amazon you nigger bitch

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078Z6QN8L?customId=B075386ZB6&th=1

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>>6908799
>ft
>unironically using disgusting burger units

>> No.6914302

Reddit pls go and stay go

Ree

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6914552

buy UFR. make $. buy a shirt like this. look like this.

>> No.6914716

>>6907643
you wear a lambo

>> No.6914787

>>6908218
>year of the linux desktop all over again

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>>6907643
Wear your Ledger Nano S as a wristband.

Subtle, yet dangerous.

>> No.6915061

>>6914934
>not wearing it as a cock ring and doing a microtransaction to the escort every thrust

>> No.6915102

>>6907643
>How to I wear something that shows I am into turbofaggotry without looking like a turbofaggot?

How about just being in crypto without having to wear something to show it you autistic turbofaggot?

>> No.6915183

>>6908818
>living in a shit hole where you have to worry about this

>> No.6915284

>>6915061
Charlie Brooker wants to meet you to discuss the Season 6 of Black Mirror

>> No.6915334

>>6912650
http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/police-torture-beheading-son-flay-alive-guerrero-mexico/

watch it, what a thrill

>> No.6915413

>>6911758
Ho lee fuk that many gnar

>> No.6915523

>>6911758
ofc its in mexico

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Buy my hodlerone shirt faggot. Or brand spoofs with cryptomemes in the title otherwise.

>> No.6915546

>>6914820
where did you find this i will buy it no joke

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this would look good and pass the message

>> No.6915912

>>6909789
>"solid dev team" ha cool are you a developer?
>"n- no see I-"
>"what's solid? is that like some new programming language or app or something?"
>"no see-"
>"wait but if you weren't on the dev team for solid why are you wearing the shirt"
>"no you insufferable cunt the green color of the text and arrow in front means that the text is being "implied" as in "implying any coin has a solid dev team" or "implying a solid dev team is something that drives value in cryptocurrency" along with the picture of a smug frog the shirt is meant to emulate the style of posting on 4chan.org, specifically the /biz/ board from early 2017 onward"

>> No.6915964

>>6915523
But they're a peaceful people doing jobs Americans wouldn't do. That video is an outstanding example.

>> No.6916025

>>6907643
you dont

>> No.6916074

>>6915334
god what in the fuck would possess anyone to do shit like this

hope these fuckers are tortured for all eternity

in b4 first day on internet

>> No.6916782

>>6911758
>>6911832
Why though

>> No.6916876

>>6915334
what fucking knife is that, it's so easy to remove

>> No.6916904

>>6908066
I like it

>> No.6917005

>>6915183
http://time.com/5112006/barry-honey-sherman-canadian-billionaire-murders/

If you're genuinely wealthy then you better have your own private security with you at all times no matter where you live.

>> No.6917214
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6917214

>>6907643
This kek

>> No.6917246

>>6908083
life is easier if you stop caring so much about what other people think about you

>> No.6917275

>>6909789
where can I get this

>> No.6917276

>>6907643

You can wear a rope around your neck you normie faggot

>> No.6917331

>>6915912
Hello. I do not have autism so this would not happen to me.

>> No.6917966

>>6917214
I like it

>> No.6918357

>>6914162
>Not wearing ironic anime gear

>> No.6918370

I have a shirt with an ETH logo on it.

>> No.6918392

>>6915334
No thank you

>> No.6918400

>>6914011

Most alpha clothing on this thread

>> No.6918404

>>6907643
cringe

>> No.6918425

>>6908066
based af