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6889819 No.6889819 [Reply] [Original]

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of the new Final Fantasy 18
>"Ok, that'll be 0.0000003 BEANCASH"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>"I only have 300 Bitcoin please"
>"Bit-what?"
>face gets red
>"Please accept my bitcoin right now."
>"I don't know what that is...is that some kind of shitcoin? We only accept Beancash here"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please bitcoin give no shitcoin please accept"
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ACCEPT PLEASE BITCOIN GAME PLEASE ACCEPT"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

>> No.6889884

>>6889819
that bean monster's flight ability is powered by the force of it's farts

>> No.6889962

this is so fucking cringy and not funny, it screams that ur a chink

>> No.6889966

I FUCKING LOVE bitbean