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>on ebay selling a used video game
>get a message from somebody
>him: How long did you have the game?
>me: About a month
>him: Did you buy it new?
>me: Yes
>him: How old are you? Did you like the game?

wtf is the matter with people? If I wanted weird questions I'd sell on craigslist.

>> No.688477

>>688454

>place ad on Craigslist for lawn mower and other garage tools in the for sale section
>Get tons of messages asking if I want to invest in their business and old gay guys asking if I'd like to fuck

Whatthefuck. Jpg

>> No.688521

>>688477
Oh man, you didn't know? "Lawn mower" is the Craigslist code word for soliciting gay sex.

>> No.688531

>>688454
suck his dick

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>>688454
he just wanted to be your friend anon

>> No.688700

Craigslist is actually a great way to sell stuff fast. I unloaded a $800 dollar retail laptop for $500 after two years of use. It took about 20 minutes and I got zero questions.

>> No.688707

>>688700
Go home Newmark. You are drunk.

>> No.688713

>>688700
I once tried to sell an $800 laptop on Craigslist. Next thing I'm in the hospital and pregnant!
>I'm not even grill

>> No.688732

Craigslist is a double edge sword.

I bought a $3,000 Sony TV from 2 dudes who had it in a backyard shed (ok yes it was more than likely stolen, but still in the sealed box) for $600. Thought I was getting robbed walking back there to get it but I was CCW'ing so I wasnt too concerned. Everything turned out well and they even carried it to my truck.

I also sold a car (my beater college car) to a 10 year old. It was a 93 Nissan Altima with 290k miles. Tree fell on it so it had a tree shaped dent down the trunk and roof. Total shitbox. Put it on CL for $700. An hour later a little girl calls and says her dad wants to come see it. What the hell. ENTIRE family shows up in a serial killer van. Long story short, none of them speak english except the 10 year old girl. Sold the car for $400 which was awesome since I would only get $200 from the junkyard. The little girl even handed me the money and shook my hand. The most surreal moment of my life to that point

>> No.688738

>>688732
kek, that is very surreal.

why was the 10 yo the only one to speak english???

>> No.688742

>>688732

Dude, that little girl is going to be a fucking badass when she grows up.

>> No.688773

>>688738

I have no idea. The rest of the family was older and more than likely they hadn't been here too long. Her brothers were probably 16-19ish. She didnt really have much of an accent either so I would assume she had been going to school here for a few years.

I still cant believe we got 7 people into a Nissan Altima (dad driving, me passanger, 4 sons in back seat and little girl on the middle guys lap, kind of peaking her head between her dad and me) My poor car was sitting an inch and a half off the ground on a broken ass suspension

>> No.688784

>>688732
damn that bitch pimping

>> No.688804

>>688454
it's probably a mother trying to figure out whether to buy the game for her kid. just put her on ignore.