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Hi guys! Business newb here, I am from Montenegro. Please excuse bad English.

My father owns a farm. We grow cumin. We mostly sell to local grocers. But we have harvested a really large load this year due to lots of sun and rain.

I was thinking to start up an online portal to sell our extra spices at a premium. As a luxury brand for cumin.

I am not aware of another peoples doing this. Our family name is Sied. Locals know our farm as the Sied Cumin Farm but I think that is a long name for a company. I was thinking to shorten it. I like Cumin Sied.

The Montenegro top level domains CuminSied.me and even Cumin.me are available for a price... the current owners are asking a lot of money though. They want a lot of just cumin... I guess it is shorter and more attractive.

I was thinking to make a counter offer for their price... If you were a farmer just trying to get rid of a large load do you think it would be worthwhile trying to start an online shop? If we try to sell it all locally we will flood the market with our large harvest and we won't get as good of a price.

>> No.687848

I thought this was serious for a moment.

>> No.687855

>>687848

I was reading it and all I kept thinking was "omg he has no idea how bad cuminsied.me is going to be for brand image" in English. This poor third world bastard

10/10 for having me for the first 3 lines

>> No.687862

>>687846

>luxury
>montenegro

pick one

>luxury
>snarky sexual branding

pick... ...well it could work.

>> No.687882

>>687848
>>687855

Guys why you not think me serious?

Are spices not valued in luxurious western culture because people just eat out more and don't cook at home?

Should I try to make a business plan with a western restaurant chain? Perhaps we could help a gyro restaurant create a cuminsied falafel?

>> No.687889

If there was any chance you were serious I would offer to buy it from you in bulk.

10/10

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687900

10/10 would kek again

>mfw this thread

cheers from Russland

>> No.687903

>>687900
>Russland
How do you feel about your leader being replaced by a cyborg?

>> No.687938

>>687846
>naming your website "cum in me"

>> No.687942
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687942

>>687846
>If you were a farmer just trying to get rid of a large load
Ahh!

>> No.687976

>>687889

Yes friend! USD/Euro exchange rates are favorable for winning winning. Let us make deal! You have ways of distributing my large load of cumin? I need advice on how to setup my own luxury distribution, or I need to find a distributor. I know very little about decadent western cultures.
Why is everyone laughing?

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>> No.688214

>>687942

That is an onion I think.. that is not cumin. I am talking about a way to sell cumin as a luxury item online.

Please help.

>> No.688627

>>687846
I've never laughed so hard because of a /biz/ post.

>> No.688632

>>687846

/int/ /pol/ lvl keks

>> No.688636

>>688214
It's all about the package, m80. Use black, black gives sense of luxury. It's all the big, black cumin. That's why people had black slaves and not white, black gave them sense of luxury.

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>>687862
>Montenegro
>not a hide out for the wealthy and bond villains

fyi casino royale took place there. Plus the government won't extradite you for shit. The coast line is a common vacation spot for the wealthy with yachts.