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Jason Parcer Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:01:18 2018 No.6869722 [Reply] [Original]

Hello "investors" , it's me the infamous Jason Parser.
Did you really think that some fat and unattractive neets could really become rich from the labour of smartcontracts.com? Did you think klaus "santa" Claus book "4th industrial revolution" will save your tiny project? For your information I just shadow forked everyone in Davos.
Did the stinkies linkies thought they could live rent free from the technology developed sergay "big Mac" nazarov?
I have shadow forked your project not once, twice but 9001 times through 6 VPN which one was located in Angola'S prime minister cabinet.
You are nothing against me or the ripple.
Ripples has won. Surrender your linkies and tendies.
This is your last warning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:03:48 2018 No.6869769 Thanks just sold 100,000 kWh/s

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:13:11 2018 No.6869961 File: 57 KB, 600x600, 1516746057583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6869722

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:13:51 2018 No.6869978 File: 68 KB, 474x500, stinky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:15:00 2018 No.6870004 File: 123 KB, 900x900, shadowForkDiamond.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6869961 For your insubordination I will fork it again

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:16:17 2018 No.6870031 File: 22 KB, 485x443, 1512291173097.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870004 do it, u wont pussi boi

>>	Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Wed Jan 24 03:17:29 2018 No.6870062 File: 2.72 MB, 601x1177, 00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6869722 Hey Jason I sent an order to dispatch for 6 dragon dildoes in December and never heard back, can you chase up Rory?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:17:56 2018 No.6870072 File: 16 KB, 700x735, 1870.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870031 Fuck you if you want to fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:21:55 2018 No.6870164 My name is Jamel Printer and I hate everyone last one of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:24:40 2018 No.6870226 File: 585 KB, 412x412, 3dgif (36).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6870031

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 03:42:38 2018 No.6870596 File: 87 KB, 1200x800, wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6869722 Your ex Em El is coming for you, Jason. You've been warned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:03:21 2018 No.6871014 File: 134 KB, 900x900, sfdg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you all. I am real person and I am super serial

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:09:32 2018 No.6871126 >>6870226 i think

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:11:56 2018 No.6871170 File: 87 KB, 900x900, mclink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My fork was just endorsed by Thailand McDonald's. Shadow link is officially part of happy meal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:12:34 2018 No.6871179 >>68697 Great fud heheheeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:13:48 2018 No.6871198 >>6869722 Hi Jason, how do I receive my shadowforked links? -Brad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:16:34 2018 No.6871235 File: 48 KB, 498x456, 1513573045583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >J-Jason Parser?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:16:47 2018 No.6871243 File: 2.43 MB, 2294x1276, BogLink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6871198 Initiate blood ritual and activate IBM Town crier. Bogs will grant you shadow links directly. -Jason

Brad Wed Jan 24 04:19:24 2018 No.6871282

>>6871243

Hi again Jason,

I tried to google those things but safe search blocked everything and I'm trying to get a little bit of work done from the office. Do you have a workaround that doesn't involve blood sacrifice of children, or hacking the NSA? Looking for something a little more user friendly.

Thanks,
-Brad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:19:46 2018 No.6871288 File: 123 KB, 785x757, 2166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JSON parser. For those 89Iq's who didn't get the joke.

>>	Brad Wed Jan 24 04:22:47 2018 No.6871342 >>6871288 Json isn't even a name, stop fudding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:23:23 2018 No.6871356 File: 251 KB, 1440x1988, Screenshot_20171114-095755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6871288 Checked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 04:53:56 2018 No.6871829 >>6871288 weak fud brah Jason Parser is solid dev

Anonymous Wed Jan 24 05:02:42 2018 No.6871957
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>>6871288
You think you can discredit me by simply implying that I am just mere part of programming language?
Stinkies linkies are becoming even more deluded when before. Nothin will save you from shadow fork

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 05:05:46 2018 No.6872002 >>6871282 Hello Brad, our support just got your message. I am sorry for inconvenience. You can supplement blood ritual with dyed soy milk and verified twitter account. If that doesn't work, let us know. Your's truly, Chad o'fork

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 05:14:57 2018 No.6872150 >>6869722So many dirty places json https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyt0ViDtJ_w so many

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 05:15:22 2018 No.6872163 None of these memes are funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 05:18:41 2018 No.6872211 >>6871288 What the fuck is a JSON?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 05:18:58 2018 No.6872215 >>6872163 >None of these memes are funny Look at us, Look at what they make you give

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 05:20:01 2018 No.6872231 >>6872211 Everything I found out, I want to forget.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 06:02:51 2018 No.6873006 >>6870164 >not Lionel Printer Ya dun goofd

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 06:11:11 2018 No.6873165 >>6872215 This is where it started for me, this is where it ends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 06:37:11 2018 No.6873679 >>6869722 I'm scared :(

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