Crypto Bride General

[Anonymous No.6869559]

You know the drill. Post tips, your crypto bride's qualities, country where you intend procure your bride.

Also post pitfalls and what to to watch out for, etc.

[Anonymous No.6869578]

you can really smell the grease in these threads

[Anonymous No.6869579]

>>6869559
>tfw you realize privacy coins are going to make prostitution so much easier than it was

[Anonymous No.6869585]

I just want one indication of interest first

[Anonymous No.6869635]

Until sexbots are common and practical, these overseas brides are the next best thing. Living breathing self-cleaning cock sleeves and sandwich makers.

[Anonymous No.6869641]

>>6869578
lol

[Anonymous No.6869666]

>>6869635
you will never be loved

[Anonymous No.6869669]

>>6869635
So you're one of those trash-tier whites that ends up generating the next generation of Elliot Rodgers.

[Anonymous No.6869683]

>>6869666
OP dies alone. Satan confirms.

[Anonymous No.6869707]

>>6869635
I find that girls chest kind of disgusting.

[Anonymous No.6869712]

i havent given up on finding an asian girlfriend on campus yet. i was told i need to act more happy in my free time, so i seem more confident around people

[Anonymous No.6869714]

>>6869669
Polish and eastern EU brides ok too.

Avoid brown or dark skin chicks are you're golden.

Unless you want to be embarrassed when you walk into a fancy place, avoid these: Indians, Malays, Filipinos, Viets, and of course niggers. S Koreans are also undesirable.

[Anonymous No.6869737]

>>6869712
ya basically that. be happy, smile, even if somebody says/does something retarded try to keep the positive energy up. mood is infectious. if you're happy the people around you will be happier, and they'll start to enjoy being around you. it actually makes a huge difference.

[Anonymous No.6869858]

>>6869714
Y South Koreans?
>genuine interest

[Anonymous No.6869955]

>>6869559
The last one of these was legitimately one of the funniest threads I've read in well over a decade of lurking.

Reply to this post with a brief description of your ideal gf or your coins will drop hard in your sleep tonight.

Remember that we are on /biz/ and you should be able to justify your choices with solid references to investment and return calculations.

[Anonymous No.6870017]

>>6869858
They're super high maintenance and quite nasty. Unless you're a billionaire and giving them $100k monthly allowances, she will despise you.

Plus all those k pop girls? Fake plastics. Also, Korean families and people are soulless and arrogant, bad combo.

[Anonymous No.6870019]

>>6869635
Hnng I love those veins.

[Anonymous No.6870035]

[Anonymous No.6870049]

>>6869955
Silly, a bit naive, funny and cute face.

[Anonymous No.6870078]

>Falling for the women meme

[Anonymous No.6870080]

>>6869955
>asian or asian looking
>good mix of eastern and western values
>agnostic
>not raised in the west (because to risk of potential sjw hive mind infection)
>can formulate coherent thoughts
>can hold a conversation
>freak in the sheets

[Anonymous No.6870104]

>>6870078
No one is falling for nobody. Looking for companionship and live in maid/exclusive prostitute.

[Anonymous No.6870250]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.6870284]

>>6870104
How do I get this? Just live in Thailand?

[Anonymous No.6870310]

>>6870284
Didn't you read my tips above on what to avoid?

Avoid jungle Asians you dweeb.

[Anonymous No.6870837]

>>6869714
>Unless you want to be embarrassed when you walk into a fancy place

Why the fuck would you care?

[Anonymous No.6870866]

>>6870837
Social capital is far more potent than economic capital. That's why Old Money has all the power and New Money disappears after a single generation.

[Anonymous No.6870943]

>>6870866
Old money can eat a dick.

I'm going to donate my sperm to dozens of clinics around the country to ensure evolutionary success, then peace out to my vast tracts of land in the middle of nowhere to raise a huge family with my scandinavian waifu.

[Anonymous No.6871009]

>>6870943
Lol good luck faggot. Sperm donor candidates are very highly selectively chosen. If you're posting here odds are you're definitely not going to fit all the genetic ubermensch requirements to get paid to fap.

[Anonymous No.6871017]

>>6870837
Same reason some of us want a new German car instead of a used civic.

Same reason I want a nice house instead of renting im a condo filled with niggers and spics.

You move up in society, your arm candy is proof you made it.

Brown arm candy: you're stupid or not making it.

Simple.

[Anonymous No.6871151]

>>6871017
Ya ok psycho. You are low social capital.

[Anonymous No.6871232]

>>6869955
>The last one of these was legitimately one of the funniest threads I've read in well over a decade of lurking.
Decade of lurking, and you've never seen NEETs discuss brides? Threads are always the same shit

[Anonymous No.6871257]

>>6869714
opinion on thai and russian?

[Anonymous No.6871317]

If you're white you better not get an asian crypto bride.

No matter how well you do everyone will be laughing behind your back. Just look at zuckerberg

dont be a meme

[Anonymous No.6871350]

>>6871317
My town's mayor and his wife...

[Anonymous No.6871388]

>>6871350
I just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.6871414]

>>6871257
I like Thais. Studied abroad with some in Bangkok they were very high class

[Anonymous No.6871444]

>>6871350
>>6871388
You can just tell she gives insanely sloppy gobbies

[Anonymous No.6871461]

>>6871257
Russians are great. Thais I'd avoid, simply because many thai chicks are part time prostitutes, kinda like Brazilians.

[Anonymous No.6871471]

>>6871350
>>6871388
Guy has a horse fetish. Don't judge

[Anonymous No.6871489]

>>6871350
how does this happen guys tall, reasonably attractive successful white man, why is he married to an ugly midget filipino woman with the body of an 11 year old boy? this makes zero sense in any reality

[Anonymous No.6871491]

>>6871350
>>6871388
good example

just dont do it.

even if she is hot. your tastes are probably too bad that she'll only look hot to you and this is what everyone else sees instead

[Anonymous No.6871524]

>>6871350
>>6871388
what a fucking waste

and these ugly gooks think they're hot shit too

[Anonymous No.6871616]

>>6871350
Many Caucasians are Asian-blind.

Don't be one of them.

[Anonymous No.6871808]

>>6871616

>Don't be one of them.
Nah, I'm nigg.

[Anonymous No.6871910]

>>6871808
Stick with your own race.

[Anonymous No.6872418]

>>6871350

They are qt together, where the fuck is the problem?

[Anonymous No.6872467]

>>6872418
Irritates those with aesthetic sensibilities.

[Anonymous No.6872480]

>>6869559
>>6869635
Gee, I wonder why this dude doesn't get laid.

[Anonymous No.6872505]

>>6872480
I got fuck buddies in Shanghai Tokyo HK Singapore no Larping

[Anonymous No.6872601]

>>6870017
S koreans - expensive on the way in, more expensive on the way out.

Don’t let the great sex and amazing loving attitude distract you anon, she is just being polite.

[Anonymous No.6872684]

>>6872601
My second gf is a new immigrant S Korean, my best friend's wife is from Seoul.

I'm so fucking glad I saw through those implants, dodged a billet.

My best friend however, he's stuck. She now smokes, drink soju with her gang and demands new car every year. Plus visiting Seoul for 3-6 months a year, she also refuses to work.

You want k-pop? You pay.

[Anonymous No.6872759]

>>6871350
>>6871388
your town's mayor is a pedo, what's there not to get? He's just not dumb enough to actually pull an anthony wiener

[Anonymous No.6872863]

>>6869669

Elliot Rodger's father was a Jew. The cornerstone of all your beliefs about WMAF was a JMAF.

Consider that you have developed your entire world view based on how edgy the memes are that deliver the view to you. Facts never enter the equation. You never stopped to consider whether all your faulty beliefs about WMAF were feverishly pushed by literally only one anon called EurasianTiger, and his persistence over the years created the illusion of popular belief which you fell for because you're a mouthbreathing retard.

These are the facts: White people will go extinct, and all that will remain are the genius true hapa master race (legitimate WMAF) vs the Jew's useful idiot army of brown people. These are the ONLY two options for your descendants' bloodline. Pick a side.

[Anonymous No.6872865]

>>6872467

I have better taste in literally anything than anyone on this board. I AM the tastemaker

[Anonymous No.6872900]

>>6872865
Post some examples then.

[Anonymous No.6872953]

>>6871017
most insecure wojak in the room everyone

most niggas here wanna have fuck-you money when they make it this guy still gonna run around fussing about others when he doesnt need to anymore lol

[Anonymous No.6872975]

>>6872863
so jews are not white? Im confused

[Anonymous No.6873034]

>>6872975
Jews are middle eastern origin.

[Anonymous No.6873115]

>>6872953
i'm not sure, i think he might be right

[Anonymous No.6873236]

>>6872975
please lurk for 2 years before posting again.

[Anonymous No.6873247]

>>6872975
semites and europeans are not the same, so no jews aren't "white", even if they do have pale skin, a lot of jews do have a lot of white genes since they were all over europe for thousands of years and naturally have mixed at least a little, that's why you have jews with blond hair and blue eyes and so on

[Anonymous No.6873271]

>>6869559
>buying a wife
pathetic

[Anonymous No.6873428]

>>6873271
Try not paying mortgage home expenses and buying your wife gifts for a few years and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.6873459]

whats wong with north vietnamese women?

[Anonymous No.6873504]

>>6873428
one of the few times i've honestly felt sad reading someones posts on 4chan. hope you get better anon

[Anonymous No.6873545]

>>6873459
Their language and their perpetual smell of rotting fish.

Go sit with a group of Vietnamese and hear them yap for a few minutes. And imagine hearing that every Christmas or major family gatherings.

[Anonymous No.6873588]

These threads are /r9k/ tier. You'll never make it so you make up a world where YOU can choose any girl you want and tell yourselves that next year it's gonna happen. Yeah... next year..

[Anonymous No.6873760]

>>6873428
Damn
Anyway I don't intend to marry just fuck around

[Anonymous No.6873778]

>>6871017
Are you suggesting that ¡JEB! is stupid or not making it?

[Anonymous No.6873827]

>>6871489
you talking shit buddy?

[Anonymous No.6873852]

>wanting asain grills
lmao they are even more annoying than white women

[Anonymous No.6873875]

>>6873778
Lol, in all seriousness I think Jeb is a real life man child. The fucker probably was a virgin and he's most likely never fuck another woman other than his wife. All the money power status and even physical advantage in the world, he squandered it all, it's painful to think about.

[Anonymous No.6874080]

>>6869635
>>6869712
>>6871350
Disgusting chinks, you can clearly see the inminent fall of the western society with all these yellow fever faggots. Remember biz, fucking chinks is bestiality.

[Anonymous No.6874685]

>>6871489
White people generally don't notice subtle differences, that's why many of them think all asians look the same.

Ugly Asian chicks take advantage of that.

[Anonymous No.6874836]

>>6870017
>>6872601
>>6872684
got a qtgook gf a few months ago, how bad did I fuck up? its been fine so far, she keeps things clean, cooks with me, won't get off my dick and reads korean cryptonews for me
>inb4 sharing cryptogains with a woman
I told her I lost a lot, and she just told me to be careful next time and then made me breakfast
>tfw actually up 10k

[Anonymous No.6875123]

>>6870866
>Old Money
HAHAHA like anybody here gives 0.00000002 shits about their approval. Do you even crypto, bro?

[Anonymous No.6875360]

>>6873428
yeah marriage really is for cucks, glad i backed out of my engagement and dumped my entitled ex fiance

[Anonymous No.6875459]

>>6870866
Old money is much more likely to respect a person who isn't afraid of his wants and needs than a pathetic suck-up.

They have those in spades.

[Anonymous No.6876401]

>>6869955
Cute but in a kinda ugly way, buff, high energy/enthusiastic about everything, a little clingy, not a complete idiot, tits like watermelons.

[Anonymous No.6876558]

>>6869666
>not understanding the humour and irony of these threads

You faggots should really go back to Plebbit.

[Anonymous No.6876613]

>>6871257
I'm going for a Russian myself. A girl that looks like galina dubeneko or viki odintcova.

[Anonymous No.6876702]

>>6869559
>procure your bride
No, you dumbass stupid virgin. They're free. You just need to have half a brain to get one.

[Anonymous No.6877238]

Is it ok that my ideal gf is a Jewish interpretive dancer?