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6866274 No.6866274[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I read going 1 year without sex causes mild brain damage equivalent to a concussion.

>> No.6866297

>>6866274
Use your hand, retard

>> No.6866335

>>6866274
well fuck no wonder im a retard

>> No.6866354

>>6866274
Only starts AFTER you have had sex

>>6866297
And no hands don't count.

>> No.6866367

>>6866274
Go to an asian massage parlor, they give you sucky sucky and fuck for $160, $180 to cum twice

>> No.6866383

>>6866367
I do this in between my money making sessions to stay sane. Don't need to waste my time finding girls right now because my time is worth more than $180 at this point.

>> No.6866407

>>6866297
It's probably not so much the release as not feeling the intimate touch of another human being. We're social creatures and get fucked up when we're lonely and isolated. Case in point: everyone posting on 4chan.

>> No.6866435

Keep believing the Jewish lies you fucking dumb goy.

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>>6866274
Shit, my time is running out!

>> No.6866475

>>6866274
source? faggot

>> No.6866510

>>6866367
>>6866383
I have been wanting to do this. How do I know which massage parlors to go to?

>> No.6866557

Not possible OP or I would be dead by now.

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>> No.6866579

>>6866274
lol

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i want pussy how to get it

>> No.6866602

>>6866510
>>/r/massageparlors/

>> No.6866615

>>6866510
Go to some shady part of downtown and you should see asian pimps bringing people in.

Go in the day so they spend more time with you.

Google as many asian parlors as you can in the city or alright parts of town and screen them. Are they in hooker outfits? Ask them if they do bjs and most probably they fuck too. If they get offended, they're not prostitute spots lol

>> No.6866633

>>6866510
if you're in the USA there are websites that list places near you. Rubmaps.com and Spahunters also backpage or craigslist under therapeutic massage.

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>>6866274
>tfw 21 year old virgin