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>18 years old
>poor as fuck
>need to make 1000$
wat do

>> No.686494

Get a job?

>> No.686496

>>686494
still in school

>> No.686497

>>686496
So?

>> No.686499

>>686497
Geting a job in Bulgaria is hard enough without being in school

>> No.686500

>>686499
Welp, guess you better get to dick sucking.

>> No.686503
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>>686500
ty solid advice

>> No.686507

>>686492
work

>> No.686510

Then work on fiverr as a freelancer ye bastard

>> No.686511

become a webdeveloper

carge 350 euros per websiteqa

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>>686492
sell kidney, steal copper, shit people do in your country to survive I guess. Do not try to invent the wheel.

>> No.686540

>>686492
1: marry underage roma gypsy girl
2: rent her out to horny guys with money.
3?
4: profit !

>> No.686761

>>686511
How do you find customers?

>> No.686774

>>686492
Go to france and join the foreign legion.

>> No.686778

>>686492

Become a professional athlete or mine gold or some shit.

>> No.686779

>>686492
Offer a service to your community. Make yourself valuable and create a service people want to use. What are you good at? Have any hobbies?

>> No.686909

http://pastebin.com/4YeJAUbT

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>>686761


Elance...Fivver...Craigslist....etc. I'm paying some Indian guy to make me an app for $400.

Guy doesn't speak good English, fucking shit is pissing me off. You should consider doing it if you're in the U.S. more customers for you since you're home.

Also, the guy is making me do most of the work so I don't even know why I'm still with him...

>> No.688390

>>686492
There's always careers in petty crime... especially if you are athletic and not the dullest individual

>> No.688425

A thousand dicks a dollar a pop. You know the drill.

>> No.688987

Underground fighting
Pron

>> No.690084

Take a loan

>> No.690086

>>687102
You get customers from these websites then you outsource to India?
I didn't even know that they let you advertise on Fivver these kind of stuff (I mean even the shittiest website is much more than 5 USD).

>> No.690090

Sell your ass.

>> No.690096

Go on Bulgarian Craigslist and go to the free section. Get free stuff and sell it for profit.

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>>690086

The guy was cheaper, everyone in the U.S. was $200 more. Not going to waste $200 just to have someone do something as simple as being able to implement a "Upload" button in an app with a couple of words.

Anyway this is just a test app, if everything works. Shark Tank should be able to pay 20k for some U.S. dev to make my shit look dank.

>> No.690524

>>687102
Nigga I'll do for $200.

>> No.690549

>>686492

Buy a life insurance policy on your family then kill them.

>> No.690640

>>690219
Then probably it is really simple because I do iOS-Android APPs for much more and I'm living in eastern Europe.

By the way, good idea going with an MVP first. A log of clients are going for big and complicated stuff when they don't even know if anyone is interested in their APP idea.

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>>690640

Haha ikr, but damn bro I'm only html basics right now. Can build a basic site for a small business (bars/pizzashops/etc). Wish I could get into programming one day.

>>690524
Too late my friend, it's a very simple app too. Some redirects here and there, paypal payments or INAP.

Guy agreed to $350 then said he needs $150 more because he thought it was only iOS when the title clearly stated both platforms. Took some talk before he agreed to only $50 more. Not releasing until this thing is up and running and works on all my devices.

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>>690640

Haha ikr, but damn bro I'm only html basics right now. Can build a basic site for a small business (bars/pizzashops/etc). Wish I could get into programming one day.

>>690524
Too late my friend, it's a very simple app too. Some redirects here and there, paypal payments or INAP.

Guy agreed to $350 then said he needs $150 more because he thought it was only iOS when the title clearly stated both platforms. Took some talk before he agreed to only $50 more. Not releasing until this thing is up and running and works on all my devices.

>> No.690821

Apply to do a paid clinical trial. I got £2200 just to smoke an e-cig a while back

>> No.690833

>>690821
and to think I smoke them for FREE.

>> No.692144

>>687102

kek, so you're working for the Indian you hired?

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>>692144

Nah, canceled it. Left him some cash for the "help". I mean, he only gave me the sizes/requirements Apple/Google accepts in their store when he asked for me to make my own background/buttons.

Going to see if I can do it myself or get someone near me

Kinda felt bad for the guy, prob was happy he was going to be able to eat for a whole year.