*BLOCKS YOUR TOILET*

[Anonymous No.6846273]

What do /biz/?

[Anonymous No.6846294]

>>6846273
HODL my man, you don't want to shit yourself in front of everyone

[Anonymous No.6846404]

I saw Sergey at a McDonalds yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the burgers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each burger and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.6846480]

>>68464047
LOL. If this is true, his really a fucking pshyco!

[Anonymous No.6846484]

>>6846404
>continued with my shopping
>in McDonalds

[Anonymous No.6846798]

>>6846404
Yeah, I casually walk out of fast food restaurants with burgers in my hands without paying all the time. It's so great you can take em out of shelfs

[Anonymous No.6846942]

>>6846484
HAHAHAHA I laughed so hard!

[Anonymous No.6847658]

>>6846273
bait him away

[Anonymous No.6847687]

Buy a Chainlink branded plunger.

Only a real Chainlink plunger can unblock a toilet clogged by Sergey's McDonalds shits.