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sup /b/
I think one of my colleague wants the d but I'm unsure so I want to have the opinion of chads like you all.
She was buying a bed for her new rental apartment today at work and meanwhile she told me: "see it's a single person bed but it can unfold to a double, if I ever need to *wink wink*".
She told me later while leaving the room I'm working in that she was attracted by me adding right after that she was kidding while giggling, the whole thing in front of my work buddy.

So what do you think /b/ros?

>> No.6828571

fuck my ass wrong board

>> No.6828596

>>6828547
If she giggles at your retarded jokes you have already won.

>> No.6828717

Play along but stay away. That’s how you’ll win many more girls and more work admierers over. Don’t mess this up

>> No.6828770

Don’t dip your pen in the company ink. Nothing good will come of this

>> No.6828792

"right after that she said she was kidding while giggling"

dont overstep the boundaries lad, you're knee deep in the friendzone

>> No.6828854

>>6828770
As an idiot who has made this mistake before in my youth, PLEASE heed this guy's advice

>> No.6828907

Steal her bed and sell it

>> No.6829048

>>6828547

Being this autistic

Somehow this will fuck this up

>> No.6829081

>>6828717
Ya I'll do that for now

>>6828770
>>6828854
I'm aware of that, plus I'm pretty sure i'd be so bad in bed given my years long dry spell so gossip could spread afterwards and fuck that

Apart from that, Keltner Channels coupled with BBs seems like a really good indicator for day and hours timeframe to spot trades

>> No.6829147

she literally thinks youre so harmless she can make those jokes around you because shes also aware you want to fuck her so she's playing it for the reactions.

tl;dr you're beta

>> No.6829213

Wrong fucking board

>> No.6829312

>>6828547
Invite her to a happy hour after work. If you’re scared invite other co workers. I went to the gym with a girl at work and we were both invited for drinks by other colleagues. Let’s just say, the gym session was an hour of flirting

>> No.6829321

>>6828792
"friendzone" only exists if you're an ugly motherfucker

>> No.6829338

Is this the kind of virgin cuck nonsense that gets written on other boards here? kys

>> No.6829706

>>6828547
Just relax and play along with her jokes. Don’t be stupid and fuck her, but at least be relaxed and cool about the whole thing. Girls respect that you can show boundaries in the work place and still be fun. Also, most girls have single friends. If you’re cool she might set you up later

>> No.6829806

>>6828547
>colleague
>she
It's actually a trap, isn't it

>> No.6829835

>>6828770
What went wrong? Tell the story.