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>Being in the right place and right time on /biz/ in 2017 is the spark that will lead you to achieve immortality in the year 2054.
>The poor will slowly die off. Your children will forego immortality and choose suicide out of boredom.
>On the verge of your suicide, you will enter the borg powered by Iota, because you posted on /biz/.
>Your brain will live forever in a supercomputer machine. You routinely recreate digital versions of your friends and family who beg you to leave them dead.
>1 million years of godhood you are not bored in the slightest. You live five hundred parallel lives at once. Sometimes these lives come together and fuck creating a perfect orgasm of the mind.
>2 million years later you are creating entire universes and civilizations as etheric mist because you happened on /biz/ in 2017.
>3 million years later you have mastered godhood, you are getting bored. Until our actual god invites you to lead a warrior hivemind into enemy god dimensions to destroy evil hiveminds that kidnapped ours.
>You will save entire universes and histories from being consumed by these evil hiveminds because you posted on /biz/ in 2017.

Earn this.... earn it.

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>>6810008

OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER

>> No.6810054

>>6810008
Really? I just liked the plushy chaos frogs.

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>>6810034


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.6810075

That's all well and good, but can I get a quick rundown?

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>>6810034
>>6810054
>>6810061


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.6810113

OP forgot to mention that this will only happen if you own at least 1k LINK. Sorry linklets

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>>6810008

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6810161

MAKE IT STOP, BOG, MAKE IT STOP.

I WAS NOT READY FOR SUCH POWER

>> No.6810750

>>6810161
Stop fighting it. Accept it. That is the only path to achieving paradise. I'm trying to help you.