> You like Sergey Nazarov and the Stinky LINKies?
Um, they're okay.
> Their early graphs were a little too concave for my taste. But when their distributed oracle network came out in Q4 2018, I think they really came into their own, commercially and cryptographically. The whole codebase has a clear, crisp elegance, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the token a big boost. He's been compared to Vitalik Buterin, but I think Sergey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
> Yes, anon?
Why are there copies of BTC, XRP, BCH and LTC whitepapers all over the place? Do you... Do you actually *buy* those? A little diversification or something?
> No, Anon!
Is that 1.5M LINK?
> Yes, it is! In 2018, Sergey released this; CHAINLINK-SC, their most accomplished Solidity smart contract. I think their undisputed masterpiece is LINK. A ERC20 token so valuable, most people probably don't read the whitepaper. But they should, because it's not just about how to distribute oracles and the importance of incentivizing good behavior. It's also an ingenious way to connect real world assets and data to the blockchain itself. Hey, Anon!
Murders you with an axe.
> TRY BUYING ANYTHING OTHER THAN LINK NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!