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6776011 No.6776011 [Reply] [Original]

Oh hai everyone. It's me, your favourite master of FinTech and certified big player in Brussels, AssBlaster.

Just yesterday I was talking to a very rich old white man, and he said to me, "I have 1 - 2 million Euros burning a hole in my slacks. I just finishing dumping my Tron, what can I buy now?"

So I said, " There is thiz coin that will change everything. You want the info from off the blockchain? You need muh ORACLES! And Linkity Link lets any retarded autist provide the info for the BANKS'.

He said, 'Great! Buy me 100K x 100.'

This is going to be like Pepe and Trump alloveragain!!1!

I'm here to answer your questions about FinTech and getting rich. I have about 30 minutes spare, so will be here for three hours. Ask away.

>> No.6776042

>>6776011
u r fake!?

>> No.6776060

>>6776011
I cringed at the fact that somebody really wasted his time to write this and thought this was funny or something.

>> No.6776067

I have 2.5k link, will I make it? When?

>> No.6776885

>>6776011
mr blaster, how many licks does it take to get to the salty center of didn't buy under .30?

>> No.6776926

>>6776011
>Assblaster 46ThT
You wot m8

>> No.6776936

>>6776011
When will Mc Burgers start accepting Linkies?