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6762655 No.6762655 [Reply] [Original]

The amount of matches I've received has gone parabolic since I've added this larp to my profile. Get yourselves some vaginal gains /biz/. Even better if you increase max age to 40..

>> No.6762851
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6762851

>> No.6762885

women are such horrible creatures

>> No.6762898

She will never believe it, only 10k LINK

>> No.6762936

You should try this with a literal neckbeard picture on your profile as well, I bet you would still get 10/10 roasties.

>> No.6762956

>>6762885
im sure you are a perfect specimen for what a human being should be

>addicted to porn
>virgin
>anti social
>boring with no hobbies
>fat and unhealthy
>balding

why wouldn't a woman want to date a perfect gentleman like yourself? what evil cunts

>> No.6762959

>>6762898
the 10k link is real haha, working up to 20

>> No.6762976

There was a great pic I've never found again of a nigger taking a picture of "his ride." It was a bike parked on a hill behind a very expensive sports car.

That was a smart nigger.

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6762978

>>6762655

>> No.6762980

>>6762956
>because you can totally controll if youre balding or not

>> No.6762981

>>6762655

That's how you get kidnapped. If you start denying you have that much crypto, they'll torture you.
I could imagine them cutting off pieces of you or poking your eye out. Maybe they'd shove something up your ass as well.

>> No.6762987

>>6762898
>Wait, let me get this straight, James. You know about the potential of industrial application of smart contracts and their necessity for a decentralized oracle in order to avoid a single point of failure and you STILL own only 10k Linkies despite having millions in Bitcoin? Get a grip, man. Pass

>> No.6762994

>>6762956
kek

>> No.6763007

>>6762981

He doesnt live in Brazil or India you fucking monkey.

>> No.6763008

What if it was real? Would you still put it up?

>> No.6763027

>>6762851
That's the type of girl that will start the first 30 days of dating with you by saying they hate girls that would want you just for money, but then divorces you the second you marry her to get some gainz

>> No.6763035
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6763035

>>6762655

>> No.6763046

>>6762936
THIS. PLEASE OP.

>> No.6763054

>>6762980
whats your point? you think average men want to be with an ugly big nosed, huge forehead bitch with sharp elbows?

balding = inferior genetics

sorry that hurts your feelies

>> No.6763058

>>6762956
Wow nice projection captain soyboy

>> No.6763068

>>6762851
LOL post more if you have, this could be an epic bread

>> No.6763085

>>6762655
>venlet
dropped you couldnt get in my pussy that’s for sure

>> No.6763088

>>6762980
You can but baldies lose their fucking shit when you tell them how to grow their hair back.

>> No.6763089

>>6763008
maybe not, it would mean having to wear a condom..

>> No.6763090
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6763090

>>6763058
you must be the one in the cape

>> No.6763092

>>6762936
Yeah, this OP could really make something truly epic

>> No.6763095

>>6763035
Lmao

Fucking hate women, nothing but gold digging hoes.

>> No.6763128

>>6763035
lol

I'm going to try this one day. I want to see the funnies.

>> No.6763132

>>6763095
virgin who was rejected his whole life detected

>> No.6763149

>>6763090
Bunch of soyboy manchildren from the_Donald masquerading as actual men, what else is new?

>> No.6763151

>>6762956
>stop posting cute girls
>ur breaking my nofap
straight from reddit are you

>> No.6763160

>>6762655
This is literal rape. If you paint a completely false image of yourself then they are not consenting on sleeping with the real you but instead with the virginal fantasy you have of yourself. This is like slipping a roofie into a girl's drink so that she suddenly finds you more attractive even though nothing in reality has changed. We have now entered Trump's America, where this is allowed.

>> No.6763166

>>6763007

>Toronto

Lots of third world types there

>> No.6763205

>>6763090
Yeah that’s me where did you get my pic?

>> No.6763212

>>6763132
Nope, nice projection though.

I've just never been stupid enough to stay in a long term relationship. No benefits in it for me, I prefer one night stands.

>> No.6763219

>>6763160
Larping isnt rape dude

>> No.6763220

>>6762655
>>6762851
>>6763035

Ok you get gold diggers to message you and maybe even meet up with you, only to realize you aren't actually rich, then they stop being interested

I don't get what the big deal is

>> No.6763250

>>6763090
how did you get a picture of /pol/ ?

>> No.6763262

>>6763160
your a fag in a bad way.

>> No.6763292

>>6763220
go out for 2 drinks at some fancy place, say you need to go home to feed your pets or something, they join ?????? profit..

>> No.6763293

>>6763054
>Balding effects wh*tes predominantly at rates of up to 80% in lifetime.

Makes sense guess whites are inferior.

>Balding men usually have higher-T levels leading to greater facial/body hair growth

yes its better to have higher levels of estrogen, hence drinking my daily soy milk.

>> No.6763299 [DELETED] 

>>6763160
Fucking this, I’m actually bringing up rape charges on this girl who raped me last week by telling me she had D-cup breasts. Well I measured them when I was asleep and they were C-cups; needless to say I immediately contacted my attorney.

>> No.6763311

I like this thread and where it's going. Keep posting OP. Let's make it to 200 posts.

>> No.6763343

>>6763160
Fucking this, I’m actually bringing up rape charges on this girl who raped me last week by telling me she had D-cup breasts. Well I measured them when she was asleep and they were C-cups; needless to say I immediately contacted my attorney.

>> No.6763362

>>6763219
>>6763262
>>6763299
Fuck you Drumphtards

>> No.6763367
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6763367

>>6763220
I have an iphone X, wear designer clothing, and drive a shitty old Range Rover

My apartment is pretty decent too

I think I'll give this larp a try 2bh, women are fucking stupid after all

>> No.6763387

What were the before/after larp # of matches?

>> No.6763437

Now tell them it was a larp and see how many dip instantly

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6763443

>>6763311
they never talk about the money for obvious reasons so the pics aren't funny..

>> No.6763446
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6763446

>>6763362
Please don't mis-politicalisize me faggot

>> No.6763492

>>6762851
I need a gf like this...

>> No.6763494
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6763494

>>6763443
>maybe if i suck his dick he'll bring me to china

>> No.6763501

>>6763166
I'm originally from Aus, this city is a left wing fuckhole, proof that multiculturalism is a failed experiment

>> No.6763507

>>6763443
Tell them the truth and send us their reactions.

>> No.6763561

>>6763507
ask for nudes before telling the truth

>> No.6763578

>>6762885
im sure you are a perfect specimen for what a human being should be
>addicted to porn
>short
>virgin
>anti social
>boring with no hobbies
>fat and unhealthy
>balding

why wouldn't a woman want to date a perfect gentleman like yourself? what evil cunts

>> No.6763586

>>6763494
kek'd way too hard

>> No.6763587

This is incredibly deceving. You should stop.

>> No.6763588 [DELETED] 

>>6763501
Ohh, you're in Melbourne

>> No.6763613

>>6763587
kill yourself.

>> No.6763616

>>6763443
nah it's funny BECAUSE they won't talk about the money

please keep going

are you decent looking otherwise?

>> No.6763617

>>6763492
>he doesn’t realize what she’s doing

Don’t worry, you will.

>> No.6763619
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6763619

>>6763578 (you)

>> No.6763631

>>6763578
>addicted to porn - yes
>short - no
>virgin - no
>anti social - yes
>boring with no hobbies - yes and yes
>fat and unhealthy - no and yes
>balding - slightly, yeah

>> No.6763649

I'm going to kill and rape so many women, thank you for the plan

>> No.6763679

>>6763619
>the mouth
top kek

>> No.6763688

OP post your profile, id like to see what else you got

>> No.6763691

>>6763578
>addicted to porn
Yes
>short
No
>virgin
No
>anti social
Yes
>boring with no hobbies
No hobbies, but I make good conversation
>fat and unhealthy
No
>balding
Just started


How do I rate, guys?

>> No.6763693
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6763693

I feel like i'd get more action if my game wasn't so weak, should probably drop the hey with multiple y's..

>> No.6763703

>>6763649
calm down, pajeet

>> No.6763717

>>6763631
jesus you sound exactly like me

>> No.6763721
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6763721

>>6762655
This is better than that guy that would fuck women from Seeking Arrangements and then never pay them. There is no way a roastie will know if you have money or not and you will not be expected to pay anything since you haven't "cashed out" yet. LOL

>> No.6763747

>>6763693
Dude that's desperate af.

>> No.6763748

>>6763691
me/10

>> No.6763755

>>6763721
tell story about that

>> No.6763759

>>6763693
go straight for the "feeling lonely tonight, want to keep me company?"

>> No.6763785

>>6763693
talkin to a brick wall

>> No.6763787

This bread is good an cool.

>> No.6763791

>>6763693
Jesus Christ anon, she's the one that should be seducing you. That's how it works when you're a millionaire.

>> No.6763795

>mfw homeless
>broke as fuck literally 10 bucks in my bank
>still fuck instagram "models" every other week

lol thanks dad

>> No.6763827

>>6762956
I am not a virgin asshole.

>> No.6763829

>>6763578
>tfw 98% of the global population is under 6’
>tfw anyone under 6’ is clearly the most commonly sexually selected mate
>tfw I am literally the perfect human specimen

Feels good as fuck.

>> No.6763867

>>6763791
gimme a reply and ill post results

>> No.6763871

>>6763578
>addicted to porn
No.
>short
6 feet, on the internet where everyone LARPs that they're 6'9" giants I'm short but I'm usually taller than the average American male.
>virgin
No.
>anti social
Nah.
>boring with no hobbies
No... does working all the time and investing counts?
>fat and unhealthy
No, no.
>balding
Had some thinning on the hairline, but I've successfully grown it back.

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6763872

>>6763721
>Exit scamming women for sex

This is so genius it hurts

>> No.6763875

>>6763791

hahaha this

>> No.6763890

>>6763829
>measuring yourself against the global population instead of against white people

>> No.6763893

>>6763829
>tfw you can have good height but still be an uggo

>> No.6763910

>>6763721
explain I feel like this is a good long term strategy

>> No.6763914

>>6763693
Dude you should play it cool. Act like you don't care. Make them thirsty for your dick.

>> No.6763917

>>6763795
you need to work on your larps

>> No.6763920

>>6763367
Hello Dennis Reynolds how are you

>> No.6763923

I fucking HATE women

>> No.6763928

>>6763748
>>6763717
>>6763691
>>6763631
>>6763871

We should be friends

>> No.6763949

OP- did you make the blockfolio screenshot your main photo? Interesting to consider how many women actually looking through all photos.

>> No.6763954

>>6763587

>t.tumblr poster

>> No.6763960

>>6762655
Op good, fuck these roasties and leave them for the beta soycucks

>> No.6763963

>>6762956
chad here, this is the truth but you can always get yourself an equal to yourself. however much you put into your self genuinely you receive. the universe is just

>> No.6763973

>>6762980
You can. $9k hair transplant. Getting another one in summer. Thank you, crypto :)

>> No.6763978

This is gold, fuck with the golddiggers heads.

>> No.6763983

>>6762851
Convince her to buy your bags of link

>> No.6763987

>>6763949

this desu

>> No.6763991

>>6762956
found the roastie

>> No.6763992

>>6763871

>addicted to porn
yep
>short
5'7"
>virgin
No
>anti social
yep
>boring with no hobbies
some music hobbies and salsa dancing. Being antisocial though pretty much doesn't get me anything
>fat and unhealthy
nope, salsa dancing had me start taking better care of myself
>balding
hairline starting to recede

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6764007

>>6763829
That may be historically accurate, but now that there is tinder the 2% who are taller than 6' get 99% of the pussy
>>6763755
>guy has verified high income on Seeking Arrangements
>buys expensive clothes/car has the rich image on his profile
>roasties try to make $4000+ a month for having sex
>guy fucks them and never pays
>ignores them afterwards
What is she going to do? Complain to her pimp? Seeking Arrangements can't do anything because if they did it would imply that their platform is literally prostitution.

>> No.6764013
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6764013

not OP but a similar autist baiting roasties, good thread that was

>> No.6764036
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6764036

Alright anon i'm seeing a lack of pickup lines in these bumble conversations so strap yourself in and hit them with these:
>roses are red, hiter said nein, you be the six and i'll be the nine

>what's the difference between me and the chair in my living room
>the chair pulls out

>I want to fuck you harder than verge fucked people on new years

>Hey there, this is your future ex husband. you should go out with me because you get everything in the divorce, i fucking hate you so much

you're welcome anon

>> No.6764037

>>6763949
Na it's the last pic, might try it as number one, seems pretty audacious tho

>> No.6764055
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6764055

Let me show you faggots how to tinder

>> No.6764061

>>6762655
What does MM stand for?

>> No.6764074

>>6763160
>hello officer? I fucked this guy that said he was rich but hes not
>hello?

>> No.6764075

>>6763983
"""""bags""""" i bought at .16..

>> No.6764085
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6764085

>>6763443
>they talk to you about money
>gold digger
>they don't talk to you about money
>gold digger
it's lose lose anon

>> No.6764093

>>6764007

Tinder accounts for what percent of dating globally? Less than 1% certainly? Of that 1% how many are procreating? Probably 1% if 1%. Lanklets lose again. When will they ever learn..??

>> No.6764094
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6764094

>>6763160
Then every roastie social media pic is rape

>> No.6764095

>>6764055
>cynnamon

for what purpose

>> No.6764103

>>6764061
Millions of Millions

>> No.6764104
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6764104

>>6764055

>> No.6764112

just be straightforward and slightly a dick/unamused by any of them, and they'll give you their number ez. You have to be extremely attractive or rich to pull that off. You have one of those things for sure, treat it like your time is a resource and they're competing for it. Now you know what its like to be a 10/10 girl with none of the downsides of being a woman.

>> No.6764121

>>6764055
single mothers literally flirt with anyone

>> No.6764127

>>6764013

> im kinda weird and ecentric too hehe xD

These are the kind of women i love to hate

>> No.6764130

>>6764061
milli million
so $1000

>> No.6764137

>>6763867
>feeling my dick getting hard at the fact that a woman is talking to me for once in my pathetic life, you?

>> No.6764142
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6764142

>>6764104

>> No.6764145

>>6764061
Don't fall for the other Pajeet, it just means Million, it's not millions of millions

>> No.6764151

>>6764007
False rape accusations son.

>> No.6764153

>>6763917
im not larping at all
wish i was
id trade my good looks and confidecne for money

>> No.6764162

>>6764055

The only chad in this thread right here

>> No.6764174

>>6764142
lel

>> No.6764177

>>6763219
>>6763262
>>6763343
>>6764074
>>6764094

>falling for such obvious bait

What happened, /biz/?

>> No.6764181
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6764181

>>6764142

>> No.6764186

>>6764013
>Don't speak Indian
SHE KNOWS

>> No.6764196

>>6764013
>BUY LINK
>>Sorry I don't speak Indian
hahaha

>> No.6764207

>>6764151
>he doesn't have every woman sign a consent form
>he doesn't record all sexual encounters
Anon...

>> No.6764211

>>6764104
> two penies

>> No.6764221

>>6764181
loooool>>6764142
lool>>6764104
lol

>> No.6764225

>>6764074
>i woke up in this guys apartment and the last thing i remember is taking a drink at his place, he raped me!!
be safe OP

>> No.6764227

>>6763166
Not just lots, visible monorities are >50%

>> No.6764230

>>6763578
>>addicted to porn
A little
>>short
6'2
>>virgin
Nope, but it's been a long-ass time
>>anti social
Yes, but I fake it well in social settings
>>boring with no hobbies
Kinda
>>fat and unhealthy
Neither
>>balding
Nope

Thanks for making me feel better about myself

>> No.6764246

>>6763035
Ooh shit just my type. Im in michigan ill try to find her on there next time i cross the border
tell her send you some ass pics for me and post them she'll do it

>> No.6764255

>>6764230
get the fuck out of here normie faggot

>> No.6764265
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6764265

>>6764181

>> No.6764270

>>6764207
lmfao

>> No.6764306

>>6763829
Back in your hole manlet

>> No.6764317

>>6762655
faggotry aside, youve got yourself a nice portfolio there.

not too overextended or too hyped about overbought shit like ven, but smart to be in it.

this guy will keep his wealth

>> No.6764322

>>6762851
omg you invested in IBM in 1932? Ahhhh I'm kicking myself for not buying in time

>> No.6764335

>>6763693
dude look up those chat logs zyzz did. he literally just asked girls for sex and some said yes. being a millionaire makes you capable of anything a Chad can do

>> No.6764338

>>6764227
>>6763166
asians and indians make up the bulk of the minority, not fucking mexicans

he would only get pajeet'd

>> No.6764339

>>6764317
is larping

>> No.6764347
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6764347

>>6764265
I like sending them advertisements for random businesses and acting like I’ve been hacked

>> No.6764356

>>6762956
ROASTBEEF
O
A
S
T

>> No.6764364

>>6764007
>but now that there is tinder the 2% who are taller than 6' get 99% of the pussy

Incorrect

>> No.6764366

>>6762956
You can't get my hole fucken virgin lol xp
btw did I tell you you can't have my hole?

>> No.6764376
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6764376

>>6764347

>> No.6764387

>>6764322
haha thanks! Just printed 100k

>> No.6764392
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6764392

dubs gets reply

>> No.6764394

>>6764335
Anyone have that pic? It was great, most of them asked him and he told them to lose weight and fuck off

>> No.6764399

>>6763501
that's not proof. It's one of the safest cities in NA actually. In fact it's a shining example of the success of multiculturalism you dumb austard.

>> No.6764421

>>6763090
literally /pol/
it's funny because no one browses that place except for 2016 newfags and r_thedonald fags anymore
all the old dudes moved on to other chans or just some other boards
can confirm because I use to be one

>> No.6764423

>>6764306

Don’t talk about your mom that way.

>> No.6764424

>>6764376
Kek I am stealing this line anon

>> No.6764427

>>6764392
Yeah send me .1 btc and I’ll suck your dick

>> No.6764430

>>6764037

I suspect that you're just getting matches you would normally get if you have the blockfolio screenshot at the back of 2/3/4 pictures, I'd guess that a tiny fraction of people actually look at all pictures. Love the thread though.

>> No.6764432

>>6764392
post pics of this thot

>> No.6764436

>>6764376
Kekked hard

>> No.6764442

>>6764339
larping is usually those with millions in shitcoins.

theres literally nothing to gain by larping as a btchad on /biz/ . larping on a dating platform, probably

>> No.6764457

>>6764392
its a meme you dip

>> No.6764465

>>6764392
You're going to swallow my blockchain whole

>> No.6764466

>>6764430
girls look at all the pics and read the profiles

>> No.6764472

>>6764347
>>6764376
kek

>> No.6764480

>>6764392
Love your work.
Post more you cunt.

>> No.6764488

>>6763293
but youll have no testosterone, pussy boy, youll just be small skinny and weak with a lot of hair exactly like a trap

>> No.6764496

>>6764392
tl;dr nazi neets are getting rich

>> No.6764497
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6764497

>>6764376

>> No.6764507

>>6764392
My advice is typically expensive, maybe we can arrange something... pro-bono

>> No.6764518

>>6763054
Inferior genetics is a social construct, retard

>> No.6764519

>>6764465
roll

>> No.6764523

>>6764335
link?

>> No.6764524

>>6764392
Crypto currency is a discrete way to get whores to suck your dick.
High end whores get .1 btc(which equals $1200) for blow job.
What do you say?

>> No.6764530

>>6764392
Basically we are jewing the jews

>> No.6764533

>>6764392
There are people flocking here who wouldn't understand BTC's potential if it bit them in the ass. Most of those people were here to make a quick buck and in the stock market and are about to get wiped the fuck out

Well I hate to break it to you but Bitcoin isn't a stock... I know this is news to you. Also, I'll let you in on another secret. In the world of bitcoins bear markets turn to bull and back to bear and back again in weeks or even days. Bitcoin has been nothing but a "bull" market for all of recent history.

I know what fucking money is! When he said show me a better money you fucking knew what he meant. You had to get all technical on him and I blew up on you for it for not understanding. Now, I'm going to call you an asshole. And don't lecture me on how technically you aren't the actual asshole that sits between your buttcheeks that I am calling you. You're you. A whole smartass human being. Congratulations. So am I.

>> No.6764541
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6764541

>>6764497

>> No.6764555

>>6764392
roll

>> No.6764557

>>6764518
nice bait

>> No.6764558
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6764558

>>6764432

>> No.6764560
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6764560

>>6763578
>>addicted to porn
no
>>short
5 11 king of manlets
>>virgin
yes
>>anti social
yes
>>boring with no hobbies
no and no, I actually have hobbies and go out
>>fat and unhealthy
fat no, unhealthy yea
>>balding
no
>hairlets

Either way i'm still fucking ugly so it doesn't even matter

>> No.6764561

>>6764392
Ask her out for a cup of coffee. It's literally that easy.

>> No.6764568

>>6762655
Op have you no meme fucked any roasties since you did this?

>> No.6764603

>>6764558
how the fuck did you get matched with this literal redditor, she also ugly as fuck wth

>> No.6764606

>>6764533
lmao GET!

>> No.6764616

>>6764533

Beautiful

>> No.6764629
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6764629

>>6764533
mfw I winrar but trips
>>6764555

>> No.6764641

>>6764558
6/10 but seem like she would have an ok personality

>> No.6764661

>>6764557
You know im right

>> No.6764662

>>6763920
kek underrated

>> No.6764664

>>6764347
It's actually good game. Women don't understand irony. Kek.

>> No.6764670

>>6764347
you are a fucking god

>> No.6764681

>>6764641
very generous rating

>> No.6764683

>>6764265
Lmaooooo hahahhahahahhhha

>> No.6764689

>>6764558
>I've finally perfected ny pancake technique

she is a literal pancake

>> No.6764695
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>> No.6764700

>>6764558
wheres the pics of >>6763035

>> No.6764703
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6764703

>>6764560
Same here except I'm healthy.

Strongly considering pulling out $15k from my portfolio to fund some plastic surgery. What worries me is having a big swollen postop face is going to make job hunting a little more challenging

>> No.6764717

>>6764661
we can argue about the philosophical nature of "good" or "better"
but really just fuck off

>> No.6764724

>>6764695
pis of this thot pls

>> No.6764728
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6764728

>>6764695
Smooth

>> No.6764744

>>6764392
Sure it's a lot like relationships in the way you make your decisions.You need to do your own research and evaluations before you go ahead instead of rushing ahead because you were afraid of missing out. I'm actually about to head out and tape my next crypto vlog, want to catch up? I can use a hand: it would be nice to have your insights into how I explained the next 10x opportunities.

>> No.6764745

>>6764664
I’m drunkenly sharing my secrets here. But some of you anons have helped me get rich, so what goes around

>> No.6764750

>>6764695
>>6764265
>>6763035

The only good looking ones

>> No.6764752

>>6764695
When these women say they are nerdy are they looking for a neckbeard?
Because their definition of nerdy = normie.

>> No.6764768

whats a good app for this shit i dont use kikeberg so cant use tinder

>> No.6764776

>>6764724
I think she unmatched me after that. These are all from like 8 months ago. Haven’t had tinder since

I should download it again, shouldn’t I?

>> No.6764791

>>6764776
Yes

>> No.6764802

>>6764376
Kekekeke

>> No.6764807

>>6764750
I’m not a beautiful man.

>> No.6764816

>>6764776
please do an post any other screen you've got, that last one was 10/10

>> No.6764819

>>6762956
>hot pink ID
>roastie
pottery in motion

>> No.6764820
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6764820

>>6763090
ROASTIE DETECTED

>> No.6764823

>>6764745
Yeah.

For any clueless anons in here, look up non sequitur game to maximize your conversations with women.

>> No.6764837

>>6762936
this would make a fine thread.

>> No.6764842

>>6764703
yea I'm actually thinking of joining the military just to get away from job hunting

>> No.6764853

>>6764819
kek just btfo myself

>> No.6764857

>>6764802
>>6764791


I have an insta profile that I planned on populating with these

TinderTerrorist

My ex found all these while we were dating and made me stop :(

Follow it if it even still exists and I’ll start posting moar

>> No.6764879

>>6762655
Am single girl on Bumble. Would swipe right to ask you why the fuck you don't have more monero.

>> No.6764884

>>6763992
>addicted to porn
have stopped before but am rn
>short
6'1
>virgin
heh nope
>anti social
Moderately social?
>boring with no hobbies
Lifting, cooking, movies, pretty crazy guy actually
>fat and unhealthy muscular
muscular and 170lbs
>balding
I have beautiful hair

>> No.6764885

jesus christ no wonder so many of you are virgins

>bull dick
>childs clothing

my fucking god you will never get laid

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6764893

>>6764265
>Strong sex on sombrero ride

lost it

>> No.6764897

>>6764879
Ontario?

>> No.6764902

>>6764885
You sound like a boring faggot

>> No.6764903

>>6763923
to /r/incels with you

>> No.6764904

>>6764879
umm, hi there... My Delta Portfolio is worth about $3000, do you want to be friends? We can take it slowly first...

>> No.6764908

>>6764823
mfw I thought I was googling some Anime/Ecchi Video Game to improve my conversation with women. Turns out Non Sequitur Game is pretty boring

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>> No.6764917

>>6763578
>addicted to porn
Yes
>short
No
>virgin
No
>anti social
After binging porn
>boring with no hobbies
Yes, yes
>fat and unhealthy
No, do nothing all day but Chad genetics so idk
>balding
The best hair

>> No.6764918

>>6764879
Tits or gtfo

>> No.6764919

>>6762956
this is some high quality b8

>> No.6764934

>>6764104
>>6764142
topfuckingkek

>>6762956
holy shit btfo

>> No.6764943

>>6764857
Lol explain how your ex react when she found your tinder? She read all your convos and she realized it was just memes or she didnt know

>> No.6764947

>>6764884
>6'1 170
hello skeleton

>> No.6764956

>>6764913
No way thats a tranny shes beautiful

>> No.6764978
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6764978

>>6764956

>> No.6764992

>>6763007
You underestimate how many people go missing in Toronto, usually rich foreign exchange students .

>> No.6764994

>>6764978
my god thats an unfortunate nose

>> No.6765001
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6765001

>>6762956
When did /biz/ become normalfagville? There is nothing wrong (AT ALL) with being
>addicted to porn
>virgin
>anti-social
>unhealthy (I am unfit as fuck but not fat. only skinnyfat)

>> No.6765026

>>6763160
How about you GTFO then

>> No.6765033

>>6764943
It was all memes basically

I think she caught me showing my friends. But, I tell you wat boi, if I get back on tinder actually trying to get laid I’m not changing a damned thing

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6765041

>>6764533

>> No.6765042

>>6762655
Can you post the screenshot of your portfolio so I can add it to my bumble account. I'm not in Canada but I need keks

>> No.6765086

>>6764913
this nigga ain't even learn basic facial expressions

bitch didn't learn proper play etiquette as a child n now he gotta pretend to be a BITCH

>> No.6765097
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6765097

>>6764347

>> No.6765107

>>6764399
Toronto only works because the immigrants they import are mostly not from violent countries.

It's still a failure because the community is extremely divided on racial and ethnic lines.

Fuck you.

>> No.6765114

>>6765041
This is literally as bad as the rick and Marty green text

>> No.6765191

>>6764947
im 18 chill bench 190

>> No.6765196
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6765196

>>6765041
>>6765114

>> No.6765207 [DELETED] 
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6765207

>>6765041
>>
op it would be good if you could send me some help

1JfqzLNxKqBJwGaqe48D269tWAkEwezTwq

>> No.6765218

>>6764061
M = Mille = 1000
MM = 1000 * 1000

>> No.6765222

>>6765196
Nice, keep it going

>> No.6765247

>>6765196
>>6765222
Ramp up the weirdness

Tell her when you hit trading floor, the sea of peasants part like the Red Sea

>> No.6765256

>>6765207
damn where do you live?

socialismville?

>> No.6765277

>>6765196
>Some pajeets keep shilling me shitcoins why won't they just poo in the loo?

>> No.6765288

>>6765207
Let me spell it out for you mr pajeet, L A R P

>> No.6765297

>>6765256
basically, yes

>> No.6765313

>>6765196
For sure the whole cryptospace is hard to understand and I don't expect anyone to fully understand it just in three paragraphs. Are you available this week because I could talk to you more about this passion I have.

>> No.6765317

>>6763090
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.6765326

>>6764387
My fucking sides

>> No.6765332

>>6765297
which country exactly?

>> No.6765356

>>6765297
Venezuela?

>> No.6765357
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6765357

Hello Mr. Anonchan, I will be straightforward and to the point. I like crypto and I like dicks. I would love to go on a date with you. I enjoy holding hands, obsessively checking Blockfolio, and rough sex on the beach. Here are tits so I don’t have to gtfo hopefully

>> No.6765361

>>6764265
I forgot about laughing this hard when I stopped coming on 4chan

Guess I'm back for good now.

>> No.6765364

>>6763578
>addicted to porn - no
>short - yes
>virgin - no
>anti social - yes
>boring with no hobbies - no and no
>fat and unhealthy - no and no
>balding - no
I don't know what's wrong with me, people gravitate towards me in the rare periods I do go out but I still want to die.

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6765367

>>6765041
>>6765196

fuckin lul. this an oc copypasta? couldnt find it.

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6765388

>>6765277

>> No.6765395

>>6764978
"Zug zug"

>> No.6765396

>>6762655
Show us these amounts in an actual wallet or exchange, otherwise quit fuckin posting blockfolio screenshots you lying sack of shit.

>> No.6765400

>>6765196
lmfao you can definitely fuck her

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6765409

>>6763090
lol you posted this shit in the other thread too

holy shit go back to /r/ShitRedditSays with the other subhumans

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6765417

>>6764913

>> No.6765426

>>6765367
I cut off the first paragraph but I found on le plebbit here : https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1sa80e/bitcoin_will_rule/

>> No.6765437
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6765437

Guys, should I reply?

>> No.6765444

Could I get a screen shot of one of those? I'm genuinely curious to try this myself.

>> No.6765446

>>6765396
do you know how to read

>> No.6765449

>>6765409
>being this triggered

>> No.6765468

>>6765361
It makes me very happy to know I can make people laugh. I know too many normies IRL

>> No.6765499

>>6765357
>Here are tits
where ? I don't see any

>> No.6765510
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6765510

>>6765437
>wizard101
idk, send her the avocado copypasta

>> No.6765513

>>6765388
Will you suck my dick for 500 SATS?

>> No.6765517
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6765517

>>6765449
>being this niggered
lmao

>> No.6765523

>>6765437
Ew, she is 4chan tier

>> No.6765534

>>6762655
Seriously just say "will you suck my dick for 1 bitcoin?" and see what they say. Normies love bitcoin.

>> No.6765580

>>6765534
And the send them BCC
Great plan anon

>> No.6765585

>>6762655
>bought LINK
>bitches on my jock
Does not compute

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6765686

>>6763090
that faggot doesn't deserve to wear hana on his shirt

>> No.6765701

Can some whale please post a screenshot of their portfolia that I can use?

>> No.6765751

>>6765437
Dude, she's fat bro. No.

>> No.6765801

>>6765701
Create a Delta/Blockfoli0 and bullshit it (ad 1000 BTC/whatever)--then screencap it, you lazy fuck.

>> No.6765871

>>6765801
arghh I'm retarded. I forgot how Delta works. Doing it now

>> No.6765959

>>6763717
>6
you both sound like me too

>> No.6766003
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6766003

>>6765367
Ah I see you're a man of culture as well.

>> No.6766092

>>6764560
>Tfw also 5'11
>Tfw i have no fuck

>> No.6766149

>>6762956
fuck off faggot. you can tell youre a virgin cause youve never been tangled in the bullshit women cause. married with kids, fulltime job underwater wielder and finishing my sky diving instructor license and i think womem are fucking trash.as well.

>> No.6766229

LMAO these convo's were great! Thanks OP

>> No.6766287

>>6764013
>BUY LINK
>Sorry, I don't speak Indian
I will never not kek.

>> No.6766297

>>6763649
oh look a street shitter wants to rape women with his shit covered penis and then drown them in curry.

what a surprise

>> No.6766408

>>6764558
FUCK this description is bad. I'm a desperate virgin and this makes me want to stay the fuck away.

This is literally the most obnoxious way she could possibly describe herself.

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6766422

>>6763160
lol get the fuck out of here.

>> No.6766500

>>6764013
>Sorry I don't speak Indian

WOKE

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6766645

>>6763578

>>addicted to porn
dont watch porn that much but fap alot
>>short
manlet 5-7
>>virgin
no
>>anti social
i am the crypto god out of all my friends
>>boring with no hobbies
reading, playing guitar, gaming
>>fat and unhealthy
gym 2-3x a week
>>balding
dad still has hair @ 60yo so lucked out there

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6766662

>This entire thread

I love you anons.

>> No.6766756

Does Bumble say when someone has mutual friends? I've made a fake Tinder before using a fake Facebook, but it got my real Facebook suspended because they figured out there was a fake one being used. Creepy Cuckerberg botnet. So I want to make a fake Bumble to LARP as an ugly rich guy, which shouldn't be any trouble unless it says mutual friends which might be awkward.

>> No.6766856

>>6765357
FFS! Shave your god damn armpits you uncouth skank

>> No.6766876

>>6766756
it does show mutual friends

also it won't let you use your """portfolio""" as a profile picture

>> No.6766889

>>6765388
Can I eat your ass?

>> No.6766898

>>6765437
Yeah. Shame her for lying to the tinder disclaimer on weight limits for females

>> No.6766988

>>6764558
imagine if a man wrote something like that on his profile.

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6767016

>>6766876
Yeah, it also doesn't let me change my education, and I go to a small local community college, so showing name + friends + college would make it pretty easy to find me. Fuck this shitty beta app.

Can someone do me a favor and LARP as a crypto Kim Dotcom? Here are the pics I was going to use. Pic related would have been profile.

>> No.6767053
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6767053

>>6767016
Second pic. Bio would just be "6'7" which is his actual height.

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6767091

>>6767053
3rd pic and 4th pic would just be a fake blockfolio with a couple hundred Bitcoin and a bunch of other shitcoins.

>> No.6767166

>>6767091
he could've been a true Chad, but chose to be a disgusting fat pig. What a shame.

>> No.6767174

>>6764335
Link?

>> No.6767228

I like this thread. Also BTC is tanking, prepare your popcorn

>> No.6767362

>>6765388
How do you feel about facesitting?