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Guys I can't believe it. My heart is racing. I did a DNA test with 23andme and they emailed me and said that I had a strange genetic sequence that they had never heard of. Well while reading it, it dawned on me that it is my old Bitcoin seed from 2011. I completely forgot about it until now. I thought I lost it. I'm fucking ecstatic right now. What the hell do I do? I'm fucking rich.

>> No.6753265

You can share one with me and make a man happy ? :)
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>> No.6753281

>>6753165
astronomical if apodictic

>> No.6753316

You forgot that you had 144k btc? Yea right faggot.

>> No.6753328

guaranteed replies. 80 or so

>> No.6753359

>>6753165
lmao what are the actual odds of this

>> No.6753398

Hi it's me, your new found DNA brother!
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>> No.6753420

plz use your new found riches to make these gay mods add flags to /biz/

>> No.6753439

>>6753359

Probably really small like one in ten or something

>> No.6753488

1EtMbDidaPCTN4mtGsgo6X9nR12MhWb8br

P-p-please ? I believe

>> No.6753495

>>6753165
prove it, bitch.

162WXHS2gsjiTEkL6tJCR5c2EoK1jHDWAB

>protip
you won't

>> No.6753499

>>6753165
Send me just 0.01 for rent

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>> No.6753519

>>6753359
0, 23andme only tests narrowly and wouldn't inform him of shit anyways because of legal liability

>> No.6753544

>>6753499
>>6753495
>>6753488
>>6753398
kill yourselves you fucking leeches

>> No.6753556

>>6753165
So let me get this straight.

>OP spits into cup.
>mails it to DNA testing place
>"ur dna is weird"
>nah, it's just my bitcoin seed.

>> No.6753560

127TQX7xhKiGbJeE9BEmVCi9NnFhzj1D6S

>> No.6753569

>Encouraging beggars, or posting any kind of 'free money' offer is also strictly forbidden.

MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.6753583

>>6753165
Crash the market with a huge selloff

>> No.6753599

grats op you made it

>> No.6753632
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6753632

Why are these newfags begging for shit in a obvious satire thread

Is this bizarro 4chan or what

>> No.6753642

>>6753165
The ultimate BS post
AL-FUCKING-READY THERE ARE BEGGARS

>> No.6753655

>>6753359
1/31 if my math is right

>> No.6753679

>>6753165
oh shit are you satoshi?

>> No.6753689

>>6753632
Because we haven’t rangebanned Asia, South America, and Africa yet

>> No.6753731

>>6753165

thanks just bought 100k

>> No.6753749

The absolute state of biz

>> No.6753799

>>6753655
It’s not
The chances are so small they are practically zero.
Not only is there the chances of having that exact seed (1 in a number too large to name, seriously) and you must consider the chances of this exact seed occurring in his DNA. Then the chances of these coinciding.
It’s zero.

>> No.6753815

>>6753265
>>6753316
>>6753398
>>6753488
>>6753495
>>6753499
>>6753560

Not sure if 7 layers of satire or if you should kill yourselves.

>> No.6753829

>>6753556
I've heard of crazier things anon

>> No.6753842
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6753842

>>6753799
>practically zero.
>1 in a number
>It’s zero.

>> No.6753884

>>6753799
Are you legitimately autistic?

>> No.6753910

>>6753749
The picture was posted in a scam thread a few days ago. Everyone who posts their wallet address is getting robbed kek

>> No.6753937

>>6753842
>.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% isn’t zero
We can be real fucking annoying and argue that in certain number systems this is equal to zero.
Or we can take a rational approach and realize OP is lying.

I should expect less from /biz/.

>> No.6753996

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Sup buuuuuuuddy

>> No.6754000

>>6753165
i take 10. ty.

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>> No.6754076

>>6753937
you're the guy that seriously replied to my 1/31 shitpost. get a brian, moran

>> No.6754137

>>6753165
Wow that is unreal. Please help me out since you can spare it. My boyfriend just had an appendectomy and we can't afford the medical bills.

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>> No.6754263

>>6754076
Haha wow ironic much? You spelled "moron" wrong.

Go look in a mirror and the real idiot might just be staring back.

>> No.6754289

>>6754076
Here’s my reply ironically bitching about moran
There’s some law about when discourse becomes so ridiculous you cannot detect sarcasm anymore. It applies here

>> No.6754316

>Literally posted this yesterday
>People taking it seriously