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Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:17:16 2018 No.6724229 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>have private key written down on paper
>about to send some to bittrex so have paper sitting out on table
>mom calls me and says i have to walk the dog
>accidentally left my window open above where my private key was sitting
>it started raining heavily while i was out
>came back and it was fucking ruined and unreadable

i have 1.8 btc in there, all my savings. what the fuck do i do man..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:18:33 2018 No.6724261 >>6724229 lmao. imagine having an IQ this low

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:19:24 2018 No.6724285 >>6724229 you deserved to lose that money for being so careless.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:19:27 2018 No.6724287 >>6724229 You don't have the private key somewhere encrypted? You can't be this retarded..

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:19:56 2018 No.6724301 nice larp here's your (You)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:20:35 2018 No.6724316 hope you didnt throw it out cuse thats still readable as long as you know how

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:26:19 2018 No.6724485 >>6724229 send the key to me, I'll help u decipher sirs no charge good deal yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:26:41 2018 No.6724499 >>6724229 learn how to survive, go live in a forest alone and become enlightened ^_^

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:34:11 2018 No.6724698 >not backing them up in an encrypted text file on your desktop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:34:46 2018 No.6724713 >>6724229 >not engraving your private key on steel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:34:54 2018 No.6724718 File: 54 KB, 500x500, IMG_5301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6724698 >on your desktop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:35:49 2018 No.6724747 File: 1.70 MB, 1280x720, sayori crash2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6724229 Time to hang out with Sayori!

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:37:17 2018 No.6724784

I had my private key encrypted on my laptop and literally the very next day I was like huh, what if my laptop dies.
So I put it in a USB encrypted, send myself an email on an email I don’t use, again encrypted private key.

One week later the laptop hardrive died.
Really makes u think.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:39:51 2018 No.6724851 Be your own bank XD This is why crypto will fail in the long run. Most people are too stupid to properly deal with storage and handling, which will lead to centralization (banks) and defeat the intended purpose of this fake money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:40:24 2018 No.6724865 >>6724229 I will help you retrieve it for 10% email me a pic wetprivatekey at gmail

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:41:15 2018 No.6724892 >>6724698 >tries to sound smart >Actually retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:41:16 2018 No.6724893 you need to email satoshi and ask him to force a transaction on the interblockchain to transfer your coins to another wallet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:41:53 2018 No.6724906 >>6724229 scan in a hi res copy and send it to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:42:36 2018 No.6724929 >>6724229 Hire a hacker to open your wallet and tell him you will give him 20% of the funds.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:43:46 2018 No.6724957 >>6724229 Photoshop expert here, scan and post the paper and I'll fix it

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:45:14 2018 No.6724994

Lads I know we're having fun here ripping up this retards asshole, but what exactly is the most secure way to keep your wallet safe other than a hardware wallet? Right now the only existing copies of my private key are on a paper wallet and an encrypted file on a flash drive I keep in a fireproof box with two keys hidden in the two different buildings on my property.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:47:43 2018 No.6725062 >>6724994 Read up on glacier protocol faggot and pray to Bruce Schneier every morning

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:51:57 2018 No.6725176 >>6724994 Make several copies of that file into different flash drives If that flash drive dies you're dead

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:53:51 2018 No.6725232

>>6724994
How much money do you have in crypto?

>>6724698
I was kidding here and know it's retarded but I have over 120k in crypto and unironically do this as well as leaving a lot on the exchanges. I want to get a leger but they are sold out in every single official retialer in my country

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:56:07 2018 No.6725301 >>6724229 4PGXm4v Time to make your money back OP. Join our discord server.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:07:10 2018 No.6725594 >>6724994 >engrave in steel >put in safe what's so hard about this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:11:27 2018 No.6725705 >>6724229 >i have to walk the dog Pets take your money eventually anyway

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:12:30 2018 No.6725727 >>6724229 >i have 1.8 btc in there, all my savings. Thanks for making bitcoin even more scarce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:18:25 2018 No.6725936 >>6725594 The part where you give your private key to someone else so he can engrave that shit Retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:22:00 2018 No.6726021 >>6724994 Memorize it. Tattoo it on your lower lip.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:24:07 2018 No.6726073 >>6726021 >tattoo You giving the private key to someone else yet again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:28:43 2018 No.6726195 >>6726073 >Not tattooing yourself with a hot knife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:30:04 2018 No.6726239 Join rD6XdKq

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:31:06 2018 No.6726269 Join Discord server to fuck money and get bitches rD6XdKq

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:37:39 2018 No.6726434 >>6725936 There's some project which solved that: cryptosteel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:38:25 2018 No.6726456 >>6724229 >not owning ruby goggles and infrared lasers for ruined ink recovery

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:39:06 2018 No.6726474 >>6725936 Give 50% of your key to 1 guy and another 50% to the other

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:39:15 2018 No.6726481 >>6724957 top kek thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:44:29 2018 No.6726628 File: 11 KB, 188x157, 1479879013325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hypnoteraphy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:48:36 2018 No.6726747 File: 1.89 MB, 1440x1761, Screenshot_2018-01-16-19-34-46-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens when more and more ppl lose their btc pvt keys... when btc becomes rare

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:06:23 2018 No.6727233 >>6724713 Not branding the private key on the inside of the eyelids

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:11:03 2018 No.6727382 kek sounds like an episode of seinfeld

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:43:15 2018 No.6728156 They had this thread last month. Please do d up with some new larps.

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