The Jason Parser

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The Jason Parser Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:54:22 No.6723562 [Reply] [Original]

Hello "investors" , it's me the infamous Jason Parser.
Did you really think that some fat and unattractive neets could really become rich from the labour of smartcontracts.com?
Did the stinkies linkies thought they could live rent free from the technology developed sergay "big Mac" nazarov?
I have shadow forked your project not once, twice but 9001 times through 6 VPN which one was located in Angola'S prime minister cabinet.
You are nothing against me or the ripple.
Ripples has won. Surrender your linkies and tendies.
This is your last warning.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:55:19 No.6723592 File: 125 KB, 960x720, 1516253660324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gtfo before I kick your butthole.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:55:50 No.6723611 >>6723562 why does this coin attract the most autistic among autists, holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:55:57 No.6723614 >>6723562 I just forked the shadow fork and made 100k thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:56:31 No.6723624 File: 123 KB, 900x900, shadowForkDiamond.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723592 For your insubordination, I have once again forked your link. You are nothing against me

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:57:34 No.6723654 >>6723562 Dam this shadow fork meme is getting out of control

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:57:45 No.6723659 >>6723562 Thanks just bought 100k worth of shadow links

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:59:10 No.6723694 File: 134 KB, 900x900, sfdg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723654 You think that Jason Parser is just some urban myth or joke? You better believe in shadow fork, because you are in one.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 01:59:12 No.6723696 Shadowfork down 10% since this was posted. Way to go anon. Any other pajeet pnd we should know about?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:00:17 No.6723724 >>6723562 Suck your dads dick ...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:01:47 No.6723776 File: 573 KB, 1024x409, my_new_tat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am Jason Parser. I do not forgive I do not forget I am a Legion

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:02:28 No.6723800 >>6723776 Okay

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:03:52 No.6723833 File: 1.61 MB, 2560x1091, 4C709303-112C-476E-BA48-B633449E92FC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723562

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:05:41 No.6723888 File: 93 KB, 1280x720, jasonparser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTF? HOW DID YOU DOXXED ME? PLEASE DELETE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION OR I WILL SHADOW FORK YOUR GIT HUB

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:10:12 No.6724030 >>6723694 It's not even funny anymore soz senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:11:49 No.6724080 Holy shit! It's Jason Parser!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:11:59 No.6724090 File: 1.57 MB, 320x240, 1513154223791.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6724030 Your existence will be shadow forked as was your little project

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:12:23 No.6724098 >>6723833 Lol, he looks like Matt Damon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:12:58 No.6724114 >>6724090 Nice thread senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:14:41 No.6724161 File: 43 KB, 477x600, 1516319650488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6724098 You may know my mortal name before the swift conference, but you don't know me now

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:35:14 No.6724728 File: 16 KB, 700x735, 1870.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723624 but can it scale?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:43:48 No.6724960 File: 168 KB, 1000x1000, 1516418186601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] should I drop my 100 LINKS?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:45:38 No.6725003 >>6723562 hello nigger. does "shadow fork" reference your skin tone?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:46:54 No.6725035 >>6723562 lmao "jason parser" sounds like a skid that just learned about json apis and making trash high risk python bots. Is this how you feel good? Fakeposting on /biz/? If you really made money you wouldn't have to. End of discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:50:21 No.6725130 File: 10 KB, 480x360, Jason Parser EXTREME WAYS ARE BACK AGAIN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You look tired, /biz/. Get some rest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyt0ViDtJ_w

Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 02:51:14 No.6725156
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>>6724728

Do you seriously fucking think that Roger would not get behind something that "doesn't scale"?

Have you seriously not learned anything here?

Why do you think HuboiPro Exchange has taken interest PAL?

Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:10:53 No.6725689
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>>6723562
>Did you really think that some fat and unattractive neets could really become rich
Notch did.
If tptb allowed Notch 2b, then they can at least allow some faggots a few billion split amongst themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:18:19 No.6725930 File: 24 KB, 612x380, icewut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723776 Bro wtf that hand though??

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:20:31 No.6725985 >>6725130 >Jason Parser theme

Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:22:50 No.6726045
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>>6723562

Listen PAL - if you think the Parser fork is Sergey's Vision - think again.

Corey just announced in the Chainlink Cash Slack that Ellen has been hired as the Marketing Director for Chainlink Legacy.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:31:22 No.6726279 File: 64 KB, 1280x928, _zion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723562 chainlink is THE bankcoin

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:32:47 No.6726317 File: 31 KB, 1000x600, 89082A5E-9E0D-42CB-88B6-D27D78DBDC56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6726279 Chainlink is the final solution

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:39:04 No.6726472 File: 32 KB, 1000x600, 1516437167072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6726317

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:47:15 No.6726710 >>6723611 If you don't understand the reason intuitively, you aren't going to make it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 03:53:45 No.6726888 >>6724098 thats Matt Dillon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 04:02:42 No.6727123 File: 239 KB, 700x700, shadowlink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hope you're accumulating

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 04:13:57 No.6727471 File: 288 KB, 521x509, 707BCE29DDC7441DBD892D1E5C0AD7F9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] After the shadow fork reach a singularity. The old chain link will become obsolete. The time is ticking stinkies linkies

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 04:29:08 No.6727849 File: 477 KB, 450x653, brightknife beats shadowfork.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723562 At least you tried, kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 04:35:53 No.6727993 File: 325 KB, 808x805, 1511062191370.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6727849 You may shadow fork the code, but you will never fork our will to live rent free

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 04:39:57 No.6728088 >>6723562 I just shadowed the link fork and made 100k Also put down another 100k, thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 04:42:23 No.6728139 File: 1.01 MB, 980x551, 12412412412455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6728088 Stop it, this can't be happening. How can you fork my shadow fork? I must inform ripple labs. Bernanke vision must be preserved

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 04:58:37 No.6728518 >>6726472 me goose dah

>>	dark red bandit Sat, Jan 20, 2018 05:04:30 No.6728645 >>6723562 You shouldn't mess around too much Jason...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 05:08:09 No.6728719 File: 382 KB, 446x586, BIG_MAC_SERGEY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 05:09:13 No.6728737 File: 392 KB, 1250x1124, LINK vs Ripple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6728139 >Bernanke vision must be preserved

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 05:43:09 No.6729520 Many good memes in this thread. Thanks anons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 05:48:22 No.6729654 File: 58 KB, 900x540, 34563456345631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6729520 You think shadow fork is a meme? Look at usa government. It just has been forked and will stay in lock down for indefinite time

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:10:59 No.6730214 File: 2.23 MB, 2294x1276, BogLink.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jason, they know. Fork it.

>>	Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:13:00 No.6730263 File: 744 KB, 1020x1020, 988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6723562 damn, these memes got stinky fast

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:13:29 No.6730275 File: 51 KB, 384x616, snapshot_2018_20_1a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6730214 Fire rises

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:15:15 No.6730324 File: 25 KB, 300x300, 1398449527004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6724728 >>6723624 Is it over? How can we stand against the countless power of shadow forks?

>>	Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:16:33 No.6730353 File: 26 KB, 382x382, 1512105305550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6730324 bizlink shadowfork is our only chance

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:17:41 No.6730384 File: 195 KB, 888x888, 888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6730263 Well well well isn't this the colonel from famous axis of Lamborghinis? You are too late to stop the shadow fork. Prepare to be forked

Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:18:46 No.6730414

>>6723694
>>6723624
>>6723562
>>6723776
>>6723833
>>6724161
>>6724098
>>6725035
>>6725985
>>6726045
Jason Parcel? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parcel a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parcels has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.

Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:22:01 No.6730488
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I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause /biz/ feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting /biz/ all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

>>	Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:22:14 No.6730492 File: 27 KB, 1000x600, 1511586469152.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6730384 selling my stack for the 1488th time fork me baby

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:25:16 No.6730568 File: 3.68 MB, 854x480, STINKY_LINKY.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6730492 This won't be last of me colonel. Axis will crumble upon righteous and centralized technology of ripple

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:26:47 No.6730615 >>6730275 >8% dropped. I will contact Jason Parser myself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:30:53 No.6730729 File: 2.90 MB, 853x480, 1515515241541.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's over linkies, we have surrounded you

>>	Colonel Damu !!6rIK3ka6TND Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:32:05 No.6730771 File: 209 KB, 606x598, 1512530909900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6730568 dumb fuck, Cardano is the true usurper

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:33:12 No.6730807 File: 132 KB, 1095x900, 1516431550662.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he didn't get the memo oh dear...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jan 20, 2018 06:34:35 No.6730839 File: 261 KB, 570x444, 1511461140810.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sergay is compromised I REPEAT SERGAY IS DOWN ALL PERSONELL REPORT TO THE RIPPLE LABS

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