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What's a fast way to multiply my money with minimal effort?

I'm Neet at the moment with ~$2000 in the bank and ~$900 on the way from income tax return.

I want to take the money I have and turn it into more money essentially without having to do much at all.

Anyone been in the situation before or have any tips?

>> No.672144

>>672140
start sucking dick for a dollar per dick until desired level of wealth is reached.

>> No.672145
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672145

Bet on Green.
>inb4 red or black pansies

>> No.672404

Btcjam.com

>> No.672407

Make a Ponzi scheme. You can use retards from /biz/ as the first wave.

>> No.672539

I'm new to biz, and even I've noticed that this thread gets made multiple times a day.

>> No.672546

>>672404
I loathe you.

>> No.672561

I make 92k/yr and I save+invest half of it.

Beat that, neet

>> No.672951

>>672140
Buy high, sell low

It's foolproof OP

>> No.673064
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673064

>>672140
>that pic
>this is what NEETs actually believe

>> No.673067

>>673064
>what is trolling

>> No.673069

>>673067
Actually quite a few NEETs think that's what their life will be like.

>> No.673071

>>673067
>what is the truth

>> No.673076

>>672140
savings bonds, you can multiply your money by 1.04 a year

>> No.673129

>>673064
Jelly wageslave detected.

>> No.673145

>>672140
hahahahaa, that pic gets me every time. Every time.

>> No.673160

>>673069
It depends on how much you put into it.

When I was NEET, I definitely hit a few of those, but a majority of the time is wasted on enjoying unproductive hobbies.

>> No.673395

>>673160
I remember I was NEET for a week time period before I heard back from a job a week later. It was probably the most miserable time period I ever had. These people think "LOOK AT ALL THE TIME I HAVE", in reality dont do shit with except spend time on these anime forums.

I woke during that week early, around 6-7 and read some articles on wikipedia, than it progressed to getting up at 9, than 11, than 4 in the afternoon.

>> No.673404

>>673395
You just don't know how to manage your time by yourself. Yep, a job is definitely where you belong, just so they can keep a leash on you and protect you from hurting yourself.