ok this shit is getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.6720744]

i came here to check out the banter and dank memes as bitcoin goes up a bit. instead what i arrive to is a sea of posts with half naked women as OP's picture. i end scrolling down the catalog and opening every lewd post in a new tab, going through one by one and google searching sauce for the more delicious looking roasties. most of the time i end up fapping and when im done, closing the 25 new windows i've now opened for my fap session, I eventually get back to /biz/, and ask myself 'wait didn't i come here for a reason? why did i just feel compelled jack off?'. i wipe my dick down and desk jizz with some napkins, take it to the bathroom, wrap it up in a healthy amount of toilet paper to mask the cum odor, take a nice urethra cleansing piss and return to my computer after flushing, cleaning the upper rim of the toilet of my piss particulate, washing my hands, splashing my face with water, and drying off my hands and face with the left side of my shirt because i don't trust using the towels. upon returning to /biz/, i realize there is no worthy content here and abruptly close the tab, turning my attention to other endeavors.

how do we make /biz/ great again?

[Anonymous No.6720848]

10/10 OP

[Anonymous No.6721891]

11/10

[Anonymous No.6721987]

you could leave. That would make me feel better

[Anonymous No.6722110]

Why don't you trust towels?

[Anonymous No.6722170]

>>6722110
Please answer OP i am curious as well

[Anonymous No.6722182]

>>6720744
You piss right after you cum? Doesn't that shit burn?

[Anonymous No.6722251]

>>6722110
the answer to this should be self evident.

[Anonymous No.6722323]

>>6722182
you clearly have gonnorhea

[UFR: The Future of Torrenting No.6722499]

underrated post.