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[Anonymous No.6705269]

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going anon
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN 2 MONTHS FROM NO- *MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH*
>*rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach*
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
*BELCHHHHHHHH*

[Anonymous No.6705310]

>>6705269
Why do LINKIES have the best maymays?

[Anonymous No.6705403]

>>6705310
Did you know that 90 percent of link memes were shadow forked from original creators?

[Anonymous No.6705550]

>>6705403
JASON PARSER YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.6705590]

>>6705269
I missed this post, thank you

[Anonymous No.6705618]

>>6705550
How do you know his name?

[Anonymous No.6705776]

I have heard from a very reliable source that Sergey has a collection of Nazi memorabilia worth over 1$ million

[Anonymous No.6705788]

>>6705618
Ok now meme magic is getting out of hand. Making me money is one thing but rewriting the past is going too far.

[Anonymous No.6705869]

>Mfw I remember the YouTube comment section from this event

Lol
>*TOILET FLUSHES*

[Anonymous No.6705906]

>>6705310
We know de wey

[Anonymous No.6705913]

>>6705788
Did you think you can just outrun the destiny?

[Anonymous No.6705940]

Really genius using epic chan culture maymays to keep this literal scam looking organic. Congrats, Plebbit and Facebook normies are probably still buying this shit.

[Anonymous No.6705970]

>people still haven't heard about the upcoming reverse ICO
lel you niggas are gonna stay poor.

[Anonymous No.6705996]

>>6705940
Say with me :

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[Anonymous No.6706006]

>>6705940
Fuck off normalfag

[Anonymous No.6706104]

[Anonymous No.6706549]

>>6705269
Is he really that fat? Where is this even from?

[Anonymous No.6706628]

>>6706549
After Jason Parser shadowforked his coin he totally lost it and started doing coke off BBW hooker asses and just downing fries and big macs left and right. This is the result. He's just a hulking shell threatening to eat people if they don't buy his bags. Sad.

[Anonymous No.6706680]

Nooo SERGEY WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.6706759]

>>6705269
*gets listed on major exchange *
*tanks*

[Anonymous No.6707256]

JASON PARSER SHOW YOURSELF! I WANT MY FORK COINS NOW!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.6707661]

>>6705269
Link wins the meme game

[Anonymous No.6707839]

>>6705269
Sergey just had a total meltdown on telegram. A random anon asked him when LINK will 'finally be done' and he interpreted it badly and went on a rant about how hard programming actually is and how "n00bs" cannot understand the challenges that go into making a high performance, functioning network of worldwide nodes.
Then he talked about how his ICO company is now in debt due to selling at the bottom, he evaded questions about the money but just said that "food is expensive too" and the McDonalds memes that followed got like 20 people banned from the channel. Sergey seemed completely off the rails, unstable and manic depressed. He was talking about how great of a future LINK would have had if only he could find non-n00b programmers but when people offered to help for some LINK and a Happy Meal, he just kept writing in all caps about how the banks already took it all. I dont know if he was referring to the tokens.
This investement doesnt seem safe anymore. I want to sell but I'm so deep into this... I dont know if I can.

[Anonymous No.6707891]

>>6706104
beautiful

[Anonymous No.6707959]

>>6705310
It's like the RSI of shitcoins. Invest in memes, not tech.

[Anonymous No.6708009]

Sergey is alternating between eating Big Macs and snorting cocaine off of black BBW booty cheeks while Rory is furiously stroking his pencil dick in the corner. That’s why all his “updates” trying to hide the fact that this project is a complete debacle are riddled with typos. Steve is the only one trying. He’s locked away in his moms basement trying to learn GO. It’s such an obscure and asinine language that he can’t find the documentation he needs. He’s about to snap. He keep frantically calling Sergey. Sergey only texts back, “new phone, who dis” and “32 million solves my oracle problem.”

[Anonymous No.6708033]

>>6707959
This but post-ironically

[Anonymous No.6708045]

>>6707839
Shoulda left it with the first paragraph. With some fake screenshots (and taking out the word 'n00bs'), that coulda been great.

[Anonymous No.6708238]

>>6708045
will get to work with gods speed anon
thanks for the idea

[Anonymous No.6708383]

I love these threads

[Anonymous No.6708473]

>>6705618
HIS NAME IS ALL WE KNOW, IDIOTTT.

[Anonymous No.6708513]

>>6705310
>>6707661
>>6707959

owning link is like being a trump supporter late 2015/early 2016. the vast majority of folks aren't yet savvy to the limitless potential of memetic egregore

[Anonymous No.6708669]

>Continue just as planned. 4 chin is onto us.
>If it wasn't for ANON we wouldn't have to do this.
>Mr Soros said he already did his part.
>Now we're waiting only for Bogdanoffs.
>
>Yours sincerely, Sergey.
So this is the leaked email?
Is the shadowfork real?
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.6708979]

>>6708669
>Contact Mr Yu Satoshi
>begin the shadow fork

[Anonymous No.6709124]

>>6708979
So ShadowLink is gonna be $400 at the end of this year and we will be stuck with $1 normal Link? Why did Sergey betray us?

[Anonymous No.6709195]

IM STUCK WITH THESE BAGSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
JASON PARSER I WILL HUNT YOU

[Anonymous No.6709251]

you've been warned.

[Anonymous No.6709271]

>>6708669
>locked icon
not the real shadow link

[Anonymous No.6709434]

>>6709271

[Anonymous No.6709511]

>>6709434
there we go.
...does this mean that there are two forks going around? The shadowforked link and shadowforked shadowlink?

[Anonymous No.6709597]

>>6709511
>...does this mean that there are two forks going around? The shadowforked link and shadowforked shadowlink?
Oh... my... God... They've already shadowforked the shadowfork

[Anonymous No.6709672]

Insider here. This is the shadowfork. Look for an announcement in 3 weeks. Youv'e been warned.

https://chainlinkinfo.org/

[Anonymous No.6709718]

>>6705269

[Anonymous No.6710224]

Ok, I've been contacted by an insider, Shadowfork have been forked already at least 6 times, one of the forks is Shadow Fork Diamond

[Anonymous No.6710561]

Shadow Fork have been froked to Shadow Fork Diamond which was forked into Shadow Fork Diamond Gold