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Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 19:57:39 No.667526 [Reply] [Original]

How do I earn $10 million dollars in a legal way? I am a website developer. Prostitution and suicide is illegal in my country.

>pic related: It's Pavel Durov, creator of VK, now most popular social network in Europe. He's a billionaire.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 19:58:34 No.667529 Step 1: Don't be Russian.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 19:59:37 No.667533 >>667529 Pavel Durov is Russian.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:00:30 No.667534 >>667533 Nope.

Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:03:18 No.667537

>>667534
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavel_Durov

>Pavel Valeryevich Durov (Russian: Пáвeл Baлépьeвич Дýpoв; born 10 October 1984) is a Russian entrepreneur, best known for being the founder of the social networking site VK, and later the Telegram Messenger.[2] He is the younger brother of Nikolai Durov.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:05:05 No.667539 >>667537 No, he's actually Italian.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:06:40 No.667541 File: 137 KB, 1920x1080, 89ugeHc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dr.Pavel I'm CIA

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:06:48 No.667542 >>667539 Well, that way I'm actually Jewish.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:08:06 No.667547 >>667542 Nah, you're Russian. If you were Jewish you wouldn't be making these threads all the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:15:46 No.667555 >>667526 Obviously by sucking 1 million dicks at $5 a pop in a secret location so you won't get caught. Better get sucking if you want to retire by age 50.

Anonymous Fri, Feb 27, 2015 20:16:50 No.667559

>>667555
>$5 LOL
$10. Then for extreme measures you can ask for maybe donations or taking it in the boipussi to get even more money/session. It's a flawless business strategy. Consider how prevalent and accessible healthcare services are in the country, you will have absolutely no problems.

Anonymous Sat, Feb 28, 2015 02:53:31 No.667834

>>667526
Vk is not the most popular social network in Europe... This is like saying that the Eiffel Tower is the most popular monument of St Petersburg!

You have the skills but not the brain. Partner with somebody that has good ideas or start thinking by yourself. Btw.. you will have to find a way tosee if his odeas are good first

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 28, 2015 03:36:47 No.667850 Never heard of VK

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 28, 2015 04:22:51 No.667868 >>667539 And I'm actually German. You fucking doofus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 28, 2015 16:45:12 No.668341 >>667526 You don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Feb 28, 2015 22:46:48 No.668619 Look, If anyone on this fucking anime board knew and had the persistence, they'd be millionaires. Stop lurking is the first step.

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