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6646952 No.6646952 [Reply] [Original]

>Teach my normie friend on how to buy crypto and altcoins last october
>Tell which coins he should buy
>he invests $50k
>mfw hes at $1m now
>He asks my ETH adress, hes going to tip me some
>See the transaction
>0.5 ETH
>0. FUCKING 5 ETH
HOW DO I GET MORE MONEY OUT OF THIS JEW HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

>> No.6647066

>>6646952
>literally show your friend something be can find on Google in 0.02 minutes
>get mad when he gives you $500
Are you sure you're not the jew in this story?

>> No.6647137

>>6646952
You want something from him? For doing nothing? You’re begging for a handout. You’re embarrassing yourself.

>> No.6647171

>>6647066
This

>> No.6647207

>>6646952
>being jealous of somebody else's gains
never going to make it

rich people know your type and stay far away from you because you're toxic.

>> No.6647251

>>6646952
you're shit at crypto and he's better
>an hero

>> No.6647256

>>6646952

Don't be such a nigger. Say "thanks bro" and move on with your life.

>> No.6647389

>>6646952
NICE B8 M8

>> No.6647515

it was his money and his risk, advice itself is worth pretty little

>> No.6647562
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6647562

>>6647515
I PICKED THE COINS FOR HIM

IM ASKING HIM TO SEND 4.5 ETH MORE

>> No.6647585

>>6646952
goddamn legit fuck this crypto market anyone dumb enough to put 50k into altcoins deserves to lose all their money not become a fucking millionaire... baka

>> No.6647599

>>6646952
Fucking cuck, he's your mate. You should be happy for him. Fuck you, toxic asshole.

>> No.6647647

>>6647562
youre such a cunt i hope he tells you to go fuck yourself

>> No.6647659

>>6647562
Don't do this you fucking nigger. You won't get your money and you'll lose your friend. 0.5 ETH is generous by any standard.

>> No.6647705

>>6647562
You're such a poor faggot with a poor nigger mentality. You don't deserve to make a single buck off this rollercoaster and honestly I hope this isn't just B8.

>> No.6647716

>>6646952
You bought coins too right? Y aren't u rich?

>> No.6647727

You idiot. He's the one who risked all his capital. You didn't risk shit. If you were so confident in your pics you should have taken out a loan, taken the risk and invested yourself. This is biz not fucking /commie/ gtfo of here with your hand out mentality

>> No.6647796

>>6646952
What coins did he invest in?
Did he swing trade or just hold 4 months and 20x his portfolio?

>> No.6647804

>>6647562
He is testing you anon. He is giving you asmall amount to judge your reaction. Say thanks and your happy it worked out for him.

>> No.6647816

how did he 20x ???
i mean i had some 20x but only a small part of my portfolio since i didnt throw it all in retarded stuff but stuff like BAT or KNC etc which didnt moon and ruined average gain multiplicator to 8x ...

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6647871

>>6647716
i only have 2 bitcoins, i thought altcoins were a scam

>>6647804
I ALREADY BLOCKED HIM ON FACEBOOK AND BLOCKED HIS NUMBER ON WHATSAPP

>> No.6647878

>>6646952
Well too bad you didn't have the guts to invest into your own predictions.

>> No.6647917

>>6646952
He owed you nothing faggot.

>> No.6647934

>>6646952
Should have told your faggot friend to use his referal link.

>> No.6647982

>>6647871
You’re fucked, he was probably going to give you 50k if you didn’t act like an ass.

>> No.6647995

>>6647871
retard. I really hope this is true.

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>>6647871
You're a fucking degenerate

>> No.6648031

>>6647871
you did him a favor.

>> No.6648032

>showing your friends anything that puts them in a strong position above you

Hope you learned your lesson

>> No.6648040

>>6647207
thanks, unironically made me reconsider my thoughts. guess you learn stuff where you least expect

>> No.6648073

>>6647066
yeah but his friend would have never done it if he didnt tell him

>> No.6648131

>>6646952
larping is a sin

>> No.6648135

tell him to buy something at ath that will certainly go to 0 soon. Tell him to put all his money in + take a loan. Then when he is broken and homeless give him 0.5 eth.

Fuck that dudes life up

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6648258

>>6648135
good idea
do i unblock him and tell to buy tron and bitconnect?

>> No.6648259

>>6648135
lmao

>> No.6648864

>>6646952
Dont listen to these autists. A real person would know how to ask a friend and spin it as a joke, he will get the point. Just don't get mad if he doesn't , then you're the autist.

>> No.6648920

>>6646952
Fuck off. You are the normie. He took the risk he earns the gains

go get a wagie job

>> No.6648930
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6648930

this better be a fucking larp

>> No.6648978

>>6648864
Faggots like you are why nobody should ever reveal their gains. Leeches like you will try to get some and hold grudges when rich anon doesnt react to your covert begging for handouts.
You are communist scum

>> No.6649030

Not going balls deep back in October? Are you retarded op? This is your own fault

>> No.6649172

>>6646952
tell him the usual fee is 25%, so he's a few hundred thousands short

>> No.6649181

>>6646952
Should've have asked for a 10% commission for your financial advisory beforehand.

>> No.6649217

>>6646952
Clearly you didn't 20x, you deserve to stay poor.

>> No.6649246

>>6646952
You can be lucky that he sent you anything at all, poorfag

>> No.6649269

larping takes place on /x/ only

>> No.6649294

>>6647871
ahahaha fucking subhuman. you deserve being poor

>> No.6649298

sounds like ur the normie...

>> No.6649427

>>6646952

> be me
> tell friend to buy crypto in 2016
> friend doesn’t listen
> tell friend again in 2017
> friend still doesn’t listen
> january 2018, friend goes all in on XRP at $3+
> friend now literally hates me now because “I told him to buy crypto”

why are normies so fucking stupid?

>> No.6649537

>>6647871
So you want him to send you coins, but you already blocked him? Unblock him and beg like the pajeet you are “pls sir send me more coins sir pls”

>> No.6649583

>>6647066
Fucking this

>> No.6649611

>>6649427
dont know, but thanks to the normies we get our bags sold at ATH

>> No.6649684

>>6647066
fpbp