Confess

[Anonymous No.6627864]

[Anonymous No.6627919]

GTFO

[Anonymous No.6627966]

I sold at the top. Still posting wojacks.

[Anonymous No.6627989]

>>6627864
I think traps are extremely gay

[Anonymous No.6627991]

I love Taylor Swift and I don't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.6627999]

>>6627864
I'm a Decemberfag.

[Anonymous No.6628023]

>>6627864
>op didn’t get green

[Anonymous No.6628045]

I have never put money into trading anything

My parents left me with more money than I can spend

I just sit here and save pink wojaks

[Anonymous No.6628064]

>>6627864
I get hit on by decent looking girls regurlarly but im so fucking autistic, so I’m still a virgin

[Anonymous No.6628069]

>>6627999
me too

>>6627864
>Confess

I'm holding but my hands are getting shaky seeing dip after dip.

[Anonymous No.6628084]

>>6627864
I am making too much money. I can't relate to pink wojak posters.

[Anonymous No.6628120]

Can I get a quick rundown on the fat priest who keeps making these threads?

[Anonymous No.6628133]

>>6627864
>be me
>in elevator, classroom, crowded place
>set phone to MAX brightness
>casually open blockfolio
>yes, my REAL one
>point in direction of most attractive girl
>make bitcoin lanyard as visible as possible

crypto is cool now; it means you have money. couple that with some gym gains and you're fucking golden

[Anonymous No.6628141]

I really really want to try to eat Asian girl's pussy. Preferably Korean/Japanese.

[Anonymous No.6628143]

>>6628084

How ironic

[Anonymous No.6628153]

I get hard when I see penis and I don't know why

[Anonymous No.6628159]

>>6628064
Same lol

[Anonymous No.6628171]

>>6627999
i am also a decemberfag
doubled my money in december
lost all my profits in january
i have neither gained nor lost

[Anonymous No.6628183]

Sometimes i look at gay stuff

[Anonymous No.6628195]

herpes

[Anonymous No.6628208]

>>6627864
Spent $400 for ETH at 1.3k

[Anonymous No.6628267]

could we keep the confessions /biz/ related
we all know sexual and gender degeneracy is on the rise due to the chemicals in the tap water. if you don't want to feel like a pretty princess then shut the fuck up and buy a filter (britas are shit, get one that at least removes fluoride, zerowater is like $20 at walmart you have no excuse).

/biz/ confessions only

[Anonymous No.6628279]

>>6628064
I've recently been looking into zodiacs because bored as fuck

I've discussed signs and compatability with girl friends and why nothing ever happened between us

Turns out zodiacs are extremely fucking useful and can help you predict friendzoning. Some girls just will never see you 'that' way. Other girls will, they'll see you and think 'i need to fuck him.' So you also need to know when you're in that situation too, because you don't want to do anything that makes that power go away. Like revealing too much of your emotions. Reveal emotions, have mummy chats with girls that already friendzoned you. NEVER do this with girls who want to fuck you, just put on your best alpha face.

[Anonymous No.6628292]

Im buying a tranny with my link profits. I might suck a dick idk yet. Father take these thoughts out of my mind please.

[Anonymous No.6628309]

>>6628279
anon are you actually serious

[Anonymous No.6628320]

>>6628208
me too only it was 100

[Anonymous No.6628340]

>>6628309
yes and no. but its up to you. im not larping tho

[Anonymous No.6628442]

>>6628153
faggot

[Anonymous No.6628462]

>>6628309
experiments were done with sperm in petri dishes. depending on the genetic makeup of the sperm, different sperms will swim to different areas of the petri dish depending on what month of the year it is. or something like that, it was a study i read like a decade ago and barely remember. how legit that study was i could not tell you i dont remember. but i wouldn't dismiss it out of hand. sometimes subtle changes can have larger effects then heavier changes so maybe even though the gravity of celestial objects on human beings is an incredibly minor thing btfo by the earth and moons gravity, doesn't mean there's no possible effect. nor would i blindly believe it either.

or perhaps he just noticed some patterns and like many assumed correllation implied certain causation. a common mental mistake

[Anonymous No.6628476]

>>6628120
>fat priest bows to the Pope
>in contact with aliens
>rumored to possess pedophilic abilities
>controls confession threads with an iron fist
>has confession threads all over 4chan
>direct descendant of the ancient fat wojaks
>will setup confession booths on Mars
>in the process of collecting crypto donations from parishioners
>500+ IQ
>clones of fat priest all over 4chan
>in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the confessions straight to God
>discovered the ark of the covenant
>learned how to extract confessions in under an hour
>fat priest will guide humanity to a new age of guilt free conscience

[Anonymous No.6628638]

>>6628476
Uninronically this

[Anonymous No.6628787]

>>6627864
actually i just choose what coin to buy by looking at the logo. if its cute and nice i buy it. i use and beauty scale from 0 to 10, each point means 1k usd into investment

[Anonymous No.6628828]

>>6627864
it's Coinfess you idiot

[Anonymous No.6628858]

>>6628828
lol coinfess
thats good

[Anonymous No.6628908]

I just ate two cormdogs at 1am and I feel awful about it.

[Anonymous No.6628963]

>>6628908
maybe you were going to feel even worse if you didnt eat them. consider that

[Anonymous No.6629021]

I'm still waiting for bitstamp to approve my account since the moon.

[Anonymous No.6629048]

>>6628279
>>6628462

[Anonymous No.6629215]

>>6629048
i know i'm stupid and i hate myself, if that makes you feel better

[Anonymous No.6629232]

>>6628476
Beautiful complexity

[Anonymous No.6629451]

>>6627864

>I picked MOD at $2.10 over VEN at $0.20 because I know pharma better

>tfw node was $2000

[Anonymous No.6629623]

>>6629451
HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.6629662]

>>6627864
I cant make money on crypto outside this PND.
https://discord gg/4Vrzn2M

[Anonymous No.6629885]

I've lost 15lbs and get about 5 hours of sleep a night. I've lost interest in a hot 20 yo desperate for me and cut contact with all friends. Moved back in with my parents to funnel rent etc into crypto. I've quit weed, porn, vidya cold turkey. I can't think about anything other than making money. I am permanently looking at charts or biz. I'm up ~400% this month.

[Anonymous No.6629954]

I almost sold my coins but decided to take a nap and when I woke up they were back up big time

I'm ashamed I had the thought

[Anonymous No.6629961]

>>6629885

up 400% in january? in this market? damn dude

[Anonymous No.6630317]

I broke up with my 9.2 outta 10 ex-girlfriend.

She went psychotic over it. She went on a 20 grand spending spree, became a lesbian, and nearly burned her house down.

She's currently in a mental institution diagnosed as bipolar.

[Anonymous No.6630605]

>>6628141
what are you waiting for? you will not regret it :)

[Anonymous No.6630680]

>>6627864
Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I panic sold a small bag yesterday. I think I still came out better for it by moving into ETH, but I'm ashamed that I held for so long only to sell near the bottom.

[Anonymous No.6630711]

I applied for a 20k loan 2 weeks ago to buy ETH, NEO and XLM.

The loan didn't go through because I filled the form wrong.

Thank god.

[Anonymous No.6630814]

>>6628292
you will fill your bones regret, it is still a man under that guise.

[Anonymous No.6630993]

>>6628120
Fit meme for repenting for breaking discipline. They have a /fat/ meme.

[Anonymous No.6631221]

I've had sex with a bunch of asian transgender escorts in the bay area. Thai girls, Taiwanese, and miscellaneous southeast Asia. I love it.

Also, I'm holding a bunch of bitcoin on my trezor. I have no idea how to get the bitcoin diamond, bitcoin god, bitcoin private, or any of the other forks from it. I'm too scared to try because I might inadvertently lose access to my actual BTC.

[Anonymous No.6631240]

>>6627864
i lost my virginity to my mentally ill sister

[Anonymous No.6631309]

>>6631221
>I've had sex with a bunch of asian transgender escorts in the bay area
Did you fuck them in the ass or did they fuck you?

[Anonymous No.6631493]

>>6631309
Both, I prefer doing the fucking though. The girls that are smaller (5 inches) mostly just get fucked.

[Anonymous No.6631502]

I told everyone I know about my crypto gainz only to lose it the next week. I even took a few normies with me.

[Anonymous No.6631534]

I SOLD TRX AT 3 CENTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.6631674]

>have a friend who owes me 100 bucks
>he's in crypto
>ask him to transfer eth
>90 bucks left
>transfer to another site
>80 bucks left
>buy a shitcoin for 6 sats
>sell the chitcoin for 3 sat
>40 bucks left
>see a pump going on in one of the discord channels
>transfer to another exchange
>30 bucks left
>buy high sell low
>20 bucks left
>buy FUN and hope that in one year it's gonna be worth 2k
hehe

[Anonymous No.6631892]

>>6627864
I confess. I was too scared to buy the dip, now I'm spreading FUD in the hopes that the market will crash...

[Anonymous No.6632155]

>>6627864
I sold twice at bottoms

bought back poorer

I've lost 60K day trading

300K if I had sold before the crash

My self-esteem is rekt.

[Anonymous No.6632225]

I can't be bothered swing trading so I just hold.