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Held my Ethers from $765 to $1020
Sold all my holdings
Find a job instead of dreaming about fantasies

Now that cryptocurrencies are dead, let's have a jobs thread.

What did you major in and what are you working as?
Resume critique thread?

>> No.6615254

>>6615200
pretty funny

>> No.6615276

>>6615200
i swear fud is getting more and more complicated as the time passes
fuck off faggot

>> No.6615361

I've been looking for a lucrative job ever since my portfolio lost a massive chunk. I've never been more disappointed in myself (for not FIATing out and then jumping back in.)

>> No.6615383

AHAHAHAHAH HE'S LOOKING FOR WORK

>> No.6615389

>>6615200
Crypto Investor
Majored in Shilling

>> No.6615465

Lmao ops resume is fucking hilarious

>y-y-yeah I traded crypto since October 2017

>> No.6615479

>>6615200
You better pray to fuck that they either don't have a Japanese person in the office or you are actually conversational (all tenses). Otherwise you are gonna look like a real faggot

>> No.6615484

>>6615200
>submissive worker
wanna be my slave boya, anon?

>> No.6615595

>>6615200
Could probably find a nice dominatrix to peg you regularly with that third line Anon.

I'm majoring in IT security and I'm currently a machine operator at a factory.

>> No.6615662

>>6615200
i hope this is a joke resume

>> No.6615797

>keen, obedient and submissive worker who will take no for an answer and always follow orders without questioning them. background as security guard proves that I am disciplined.

kek. good shit OP. you're a funny fuckin guy, let me tell ya

>> No.6615863

HAHAAHAHH That resume has got to be a LARP.

>> No.6615883
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6615883

>>6615200
If I could I would short the fuck out of your resume.

>> No.6615901

>>6615200
I left my engineering.

>> No.6616103

>>6615200
>What did you major in
MBA in finance at Columbia.
and what are you working as?
Intern currently, but applying for a job at a major firm in the meantime.

>> No.6616240

>>6615200
You literally have your high school degree on there and a job that you worked for a month? Wtf. Bro. Nobody cares that you worked at fucking Wendy's for a month, in fact they probably would throw you in the garbage because you thought it was worth mentioning.

>> No.6616281

>>6615465
Its gotta be a meme. Japanese (conversational)??? Holy shit I bet you he just watches anime.
>>6615662
It's gotta be. Nobody is this fucking retarded

>> No.6616314

>>6615200
Hate to "burst your bubble"

>> No.6616473

>>6615200
>customer relations executive
>executive
???

>> No.6616542

>>6615200
Nigger I have a job and I will still put money into crypto

>> No.6616639

>higschool drop-out

Still have enough fiat from crypto to last me 1.5 years.
If it's truly over I will go back to living under my papa's wing.

>> No.6617081

>>6615484
Are you a girl?

>>6616240
Some work experience is better than nothing

>> No.6617707

>>6615200

lol i cant wait for the burger king manager to ask you about your experience trading internet money