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6596499 No.6596499[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why won't they let me have enough money to buy this?

>> No.6596818

>>6596499
Where can I buy one?

>> No.6597134

>>6596499
Why do you want it?

>> No.6597374

>>6596499
>those dubs
...those are honestly overpriced (and way too heavy anyway); why don't you do what I did? Do this:
>go to aliexpress
>search for "100cm tpe sex doll" etc
>look through the results
>find a few with decent prices near $300 with free shipping and reasonably real reviews
>contact sellers and negotiate lower price
>eventually one will agree to ship you one for a mere $300 total (or possibly even less)
>wait a ridiculously short amount of time (mine arrived from china in one week)
>unbox, assemble, lather with mineral oil and enjoy
...unfortunately, internal cleanup can be a chore unless you use condoms or pull out.

I'm pretty happy with my investment, although I hardly ever use her (a total of ten times since buying her a few months ago), due to the whole process requiring work before, during & after.

...also, it turns out the most satisfying parts of sex require a living, responsive person to share them with.

>she's still a miniature 10/10 who's always compliant and never says a word, so therefore fundamentally better than many if not most "girlfriends" out there, allowing me to focus more on business