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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPORT IN W-W-WOJACKS!!! I WANT A FUCKING STATUS REPORT NOW. HOW MANY HAVE WE FUCKING LOST?

Enlisted Feels
-0-2.9% F-1, Private, Pvt
-3-5.9% F-2, Private First Class, PFC
-6-9.9% F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl

Noncommissioned Officers, or NCOs:
-10%-12.9% F-4, Corporal, Cpl
-13%15.9% F-5, Sergeant, Sgt

Staff Noncommissioned Officers, or SNCOs:
-16%-19.9% F-6, Staff Sergeant, SSgt
-20%-22.9% F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt

F-8
-23%-26.9% Master Sergeant, FMSgt
-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt
F-9
-30%-33.9%Master Gunnery Sergeant, MGySgt
-34%-36.9Sergeant Major, SgtMaj
-37%-39.9% Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Wojak Officers
-40-42.9% W-1, Wojak Officer 1, WO1
-43%-45.9%W-2, Chief Wojak Officer 2, CWO2
-46-48.9% W-3, Chief Wojak Officer 3, CWO3
-49%-51.9% W-4, Chief Wojak Officer 4, CWO4
-52%-53.9% W-5, Chief Wojak Officer 5, CWO5

Hodl-grade officers
-54%-56.9% H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
-57%-59.9% H-2, First Lieutenant, 1stLt
-60-64.9% H-3, Captain, Capt

Pink-grade officers
-65-69.9% P-4, Major, Maj
-70%-74.9 P-5, Lieutenant Colonel, LtCol
-75%-79% P-6, Colonel, Col

An Hero Generals
-80%-84.9% AH-7, Brigadier General, BGen
-85-89.9% AH-8, Major General, MajGen
-90-94.9% AH-9, Lieutenant General, LtGen
-95%+ AH-10, General, Gen

>> No.6584196
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6584196

>>6584167
Wojak comrade killed his 3 kids and wife before killing himself. RIP hero we will not forget our POWS and MIA.

>> No.6584199

>>6584167
its a ponzi scheme moron

>> No.6584220

Brigadier general here lol

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6584296

>>6584167
Lieutenant General reporting with new Recovery Rations. Will I make it comrades???

>> No.6584311

>>6584220
CWO5 reporting for duty, sir.

>> No.6584396

Major Spurdo reporting in

>> No.6584586
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6584586

Private First Class, PFC.

I was on the USCC Substratum before it was torpedoed by the RMS Bitcoin. We watched on as the USCC Luxcoin's hull was blown open, they put up a struggle, but there was just no salvaging her. Air support from PRL Squadron did all they could, but we were dead meat when she turned her tubes on us.

Many great men died that day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEtY86nG2u8

>> No.6584628

>>6584586
Kek

>> No.6584706

CWO5 REEEEEEEPORTING FOR DUTY

>> No.6584711

Sergeant Major r-reporting for duty

>> No.6584730

>>6584167
what’s my rank if i’m still up

>> No.6584739
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6584739

FIRST SERGEANT REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

ALL-IN ON FUN SIR

READY FOR JUST-FKM-SHTUP DEPLOYMENT

>> No.6584777

>>6584730
A TRAITOR IS IDENTIFIED IN THE RANKS. PERMISSION TO OPEN FIRE IS GRANTED TO EVERY WOJAK

>> No.6584832

Public Servant NoCoiner here.

Should have read the fine print before getting shipped off to Ponzistan.

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>>6584832
The day of the rope is coming no coiner

>> No.6584919
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6584919

SERGEANT MAJOR REPORTING IN, STILL HODLING THE LINE

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>>6584586

>> No.6584953

MASTER SERGEANT REPORTING IN SIR
I’M LOCKED LOADED AND READY TO KILL MY SELF

>> No.6585033
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6585033

How can you even lose money unless you started buying the day before yesterday?

>> No.6585045

Master Gunnery Sergeant reporting in!!
I will go down with this ship if necessary.

>> No.6585062

I've AWOLed, see you at the judgement day

>> No.6585146

>>6584739
The justing that awaits you will be immense and relentless in it’s savagery, soldier. But you have the shoulders to bear it with valour and honour. For about half an hour then you’ll throw yourself on a landline. Such is war.

>> No.6585170

>>6585146
At least I can gamble with these bags, Sir.

>> No.6585190
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6585190

I will be your general.

You have no idea the true feel of loss.

>> No.6585216

-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt reporting in

>> No.6585256

Master Gunnery Sergeant reporting for duty!

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6585290

I'm AH-10. Currently long on STR/XLM due to the 2hr MACD crossover...that immediately went back to an un-cross after I longed.
We are near the end, brothers. HODL

>> No.6585304

>>6585190
I SALUTE YOU, GENERAL. WHAT COIN?

>> No.6585696

>>6584167

Lieutenant general here.

Whilst trying to flee back to the stronghold ethereum my men were hit by friendly fire. A rushed order from above forgot to check the exchange rate and so we got fucked over by general livecoin.
Many men were lost, I doubt general livecoin will have any position by the end of this campaign.