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Today ChainLink was shilled at my University as "solving the Oracle problem" is that true after all? Or is it just a json parser?

>> No.6547570
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you better believe it.

>> No.6547638

welche uni

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>>6547488
ARK at the top You're God damn right

>> No.6547700

>>6547488
Did he explain what that problem was? Or did he just say it has been solved?

>> No.6547704

>>6547488
deutschland? direkt widerlich

>> No.6547709

Uni Passau

Also should I buy LINK while it is cheap?

>> No.6547779
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Pic related are the coins and token with potential. Is he right?

>> No.6547814

DELUDED ARKIES

>> No.6547817

>>6547709
If you believe in it want to us it, means don't buy to sell it off, buy. else. Invest in knepads and ropes

>> No.6547853

There was no deeper explanation.

The lecture originally was about Blockchains.

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Sold all links for mnc.
Solid dev team.

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>>6547696
=]

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>>6547488

>mfw when /biz/ teaches you what you learn in universities

>> No.6549071

>>6547488
You linkies digust me. You're so deluded you don't realize that link is nothing more than a simple Jason Parser that could be written in javascript in a few minutes. it doesn't even need a token. Speaking of tokens, link being more than $1 defeats the entire fucking purpose of the coin. How can you be this oblivious?

What real world use does link even have? Have you ever thought beyond the memes and the charts and really considered it? Nobody uses smart contracts because nobody wants to get involved in white supremacist internet funny money. Banks aren't going to adopt it because they make money off of things taking forever, and normies don't know any better.

And that's not even talking about the 'team', which is literally two people. They haven't even hired anyone. Did you miss all of the reports of Sergey fucking prostitutes and eating cheeseburgers after the ICO was finished? Hope you got your $32MM worth, retards.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that link is just an ERC20 token. What other token has made it past, say, $2? Can you name a single one? Exactly, no, you cant.

Even Vitalik says it's not worth $32MM. Are you going to disagree with the autistic genius money skelly? Of course he understands the value of oracles, that's why he's going to include it in the next ETH update (cap this). Why the fuck would he leave something like this to a no-name shitcoin? Use your fucking brain manlets.

This is also all completely ignoring the fact that Ripple (XRP) will effectively put bank supercomputers in every major city, completely removing any use LINK ever may have had. If you believe in oracles, great, why not pick a project that has an actual fucking future?

OH LOOK, IT'S CRASHING AGAIN, SURPRISE. Fucking deluded stinky linkies.

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>>6547779
>Mfw it's so bad uni profs are even trying to dump bags on their students

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See you in Andromeda

>> No.6549639

>>6549071
OH LOOK IT'S THIS COPY PASTA AGAIN

>> No.6549656

>>6547779
>uni profs lurk /biz/

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>>6547696
>>6547814
>>6548584
Truly blessed

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>>6547779
This is 80% of my portfolio

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>>6547696
100% arkie here.

We're gonna make it.

>> No.6549912

>>6549656
>any shitpost of mine could end up as a powerpoint slide for german students

>> No.6549953

>>6547779
That's pretty much my portfolio. Feels good. If we survive this one I'm going to make it.

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>>6549794
The conference yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering potheads that run this scam.

Price has already tanked 40%. Once it breaks through the $5 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.

Once it shoots through the $4 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all ARKies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing bittrex.

The $1 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded Nodes will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in ARK will be left with it stuck in their wallet, unable to move it to bittrex to salvage some self respect.

The price WILL tank at this point to sub $0.10, and most probably sub ICO levels.

From that day forward the deluded Arkie wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this coin thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.

Deluded ARKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no crypto.

I warned you ARKies. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW.

Don't be deluded, don't be an ARKie.

>> No.6550129

>>6547779
yeah I got my hands in LINK, NEO, XLM, and ARK

>> No.6550203

>>6548954

There will probably be a course of the history of 4chan. Some asshole will give a presentation on shitting dick nipples.

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>>6549143

Kek