post your dinner bread

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post your dinner bread Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:45:15 2018 No.6507071 [Reply] [Original]

all my alts are doing pretty bad, so this is my dinner for the rest of Q1 it looks like.

Richfag or poorfag. Plankton or whale. Post tonight's dinner!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:55:38 2018 No.6507555 >>6507071 Bump. what you eating niggas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:56:11 2018 No.6507575 >>6507555 Kek, Had a single Yogut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:57:16 2018 No.6507620 i had leftover fajitas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:57:35 2018 No.6507639 >>6507071 do you really eat them boiled bro? fucking cook them in a pan with a little oil or McDonalds butter for fucks sake is that whole wheat too? fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:57:57 2018 No.6507658 File: 2.09 MB, 750x1334, IMG_5136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rattlesnake ya pussies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:58:07 2018 No.6507668 Spaghetti with a super dry meat sauce that I made the other night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:58:26 2018 No.6507681 >>6507071 So this is the power of the Amerimutt...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:58:56 2018 No.6507718 File: 2.27 MB, 3024x3410, 1515277228563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:59:27 2018 No.6507745 Jesus Christ go to the store buy some lentils and quinoa Also get some tomatoes onions potatoes and shit Boil a nice warm bowl of lentils. Cheaper and better just gotta spend 20 mins cooking it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:01:09 2018 No.6507810 >>6507071 >Tor Browser >Tor Folder pedo detection off the rails here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:01:27 2018 No.6507821 >>6507071 I ate bread and some cheese + water. Fuck spending money on anything other than crypto. Everything left after bills I make goes to my crypto funds

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:02:52 2018 No.6507867 File: 18 KB, 240x280, 1513535900549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507071 Got an airrifle? or a .22? go out in some woods and shoot some squirrels its fuckng delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:04:06 2018 No.6507911 >>6507810 don't project on me, I was just bored and curious what's on the darkwebz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:04:37 2018 No.6507937 File: 91 KB, 534x363, 1508809307849.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507639 >fucking cook them in a pan with a little oil or McDonalds butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:04:58 2018 No.6507955 wtf you don't even cook the fucking hot dogs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:06:42 2018 No.6508026 >>6507639 OH yes my American friend lets put some butter in here too oh yes i like being a fat american pig what a love country is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:06:55 2018 No.6508037 >>6507745 this nigga gets it. lentils+beef+onion+can of tomatoes makes for excellent chili. fuck bread, that shit is empty calories. and fuck sugar water, drink water. add lemon to the water if you're not into the taste of water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:07:20 2018 No.6508051 >>6508026 You retards know that fats dont actually make you fat right? Carbs and sugar do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:09:23 2018 No.6508119 >>6507071 This drop has made me ill. I threw up my fish and rice. I bless the meals with nourishment and bless the hands that prepared them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:09:28 2018 No.6508123 >>6507071 >he separates the bread and hot dog Why not make a sandwich friend?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:10:42 2018 No.6508167

>>6507937
>>6508026
I suggested McDs butter because the poorfag has McDs ketchup for his fucking boiled weenies

unless you're Ethiopians I'm sure your mommy uses oil or butter to cook for you too

seriously defending boiled fucking weenies, don't you have to go prep Ahmed to fuck your wife or some shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:10:58 2018 No.6508180 >>6507575 nice bought 100k yogurts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:11:29 2018 No.6508201 >>6507620 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:11:56 2018 No.6508217 I had steak in a tortilla with cheese. My alts are doing very bad too. I'm down probably 4 grand by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:12:39 2018 No.6508254 >>6507620 HELL YEA. I LOVE LEFTOVERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:13:19 2018 No.6508275 >>6507071 >copenhagen richfag detected

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:13:40 2018 No.6508291

Look you retards, here's what you do.

Bake the bread in the oven until it's crisp. Take it out and break it into breadcrumbs.

Since OP only has Mtn Dew and no water, we need to boil the Mtn Dew and dilute it down a bit. Just a slow boil and then use two tablespoons of the syrup to mix with the breadcrumbs.

Shred the hotdogs with a fork and toss with the breadcrumbs. Bake for 15 minutes at 425.

While this is cooking, use some of the leftover Mtn Dew and mix with the ketchup to make a nice tomato coating for the shredded moutnain breaddogs. Take out of the oven, toss immediately with the sauce, and serve warm.

That's how you do this on a budget.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:13:46 2018 No.6508295 >>6507071 I know some of you sure curry. Admit it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:14:34 2018 No.6508323 File: 317 KB, 496x650, Sayori_Hanging_(s_kill).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507071 Ate tacobell all day. Feel like shit now and it wasn't very good, which means It'll probably be tomorrow's meal too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:14:46 2018 No.6508334 >>6508291 thats fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:14:50 2018 No.6508337 >>6508295 *ate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:15:39 2018 No.6508367 >>6507867 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:15:58 2018 No.6508376 File: 745 KB, 1600x1783, 1513357350505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507071 fuck you're poor. is that computer from 2002? I dont think you should be playing with crypto junior, you might hurt yourself.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:16:15 2018 No.6508388

>>6508051
no... Calories do. You have a daily requirement based on your sex, height, weight, body fat %, and activity level (BMR calculators can work it out for you) and anything over or under that amount means you gain or lose weight. 3500 calories = 1lb of body weight. It is that simple. You can live off pizza if you want, although it will fuck your arteries up and make you feel like shit. You will only gain weight if you overeat. You will lose weight if you under eat. Burning calories through exercise means you can eat more.

Calories in - Calories burned (BMR+Exercise) = Weight loss/gain

t. I lost over 100lbs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:16:19 2018 No.6508390 >>6508291 OP here, I will film myself doing this and eating it for enough ETH

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:16:38 2018 No.6508401 >>6508295 It would have been funny if you posted >sirs, I having vindaloo with jeera rice and garlic naan very delicious :) or some such shit. You prevented a nice little joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:17:50 2018 No.6508450 >>6507658 Yeah venom is safe to fucking eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:18:04 2018 No.6508463 >>6508051 >Calls people retards just before saying something retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:19:01 2018 No.6508495 File: 2.44 MB, 3456x3456, IMG_20180115_181446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] glass of bone broth. rice almost done

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:21:02 2018 No.6508565

>>6508388
>You have a daily requirement based on your sex, height, weight, body fat %, and activity level
There are a lot more factors that affect your metabolic rate, for example the foods themselves. Calories in and calories out is true but what foods you take in affect how many calories you burn which makes it more complicated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:21:12 2018 No.6508575 >>6508495 You nasty nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:21:14 2018 No.6508577 >>6508495 nice shoes faggot. steve madden called

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:22:25 2018 No.6508627 >>6508577 steve madden wears these?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:24:02 2018 No.6508703 >>6508390 You should be paying him ETH for tips like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:24:03 2018 No.6508704 >>6508577 oh i thought oyu said john madden. who the fuck is steve madden?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:25:45 2018 No.6508787 >>6508703 true, what's your eth address gordon ramsay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:26:04 2018 No.6508800 >>6508495 Good for your testosterone but be careful of your iron intake. Too much iron can compromise your immune system.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:26:49 2018 No.6508828 >>6507071 copenbangin' long dick. nice chaw breh

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:28:31 2018 No.6508898

>>6508463

Are you seriously fucking stupid? This is an absolute fact. Why the fuck do you think when people go on keto they lose a shit ton of weight instead of gaining it?

If you eat a high fat diet without carbs and sugar it will not kake you physically obese. Carbs and sugars are processed quickly and stored as excess, fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:28:39 2018 No.6508906 File: 165 KB, 376x309, BURGERS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6508167 >BAHFBAKUFBAGFVSDFVSF >I suggested McDs butter >AHFYASKGDFDJSGFSUDGFSJDGF

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:28:47 2018 No.6508913 File: 1.64 MB, 4032x3024, 2E69E9DC-AA7B-4A25-BA8F-FBB08BAE1A2E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living large!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:29:42 2018 No.6508957 >>6508800 speaking iron, bout to take these desiccated liver pills. too much iron? pffft. my immune system is great. i never get sick.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:31:46 2018 No.6509023

>>6508565
Things like eating celery burns more than it gives and keto diets or whatever making the body burn fats not carbs for fuel. That is going into way too much detail though. If you eat a balanced diet you will be fine as it evens itself out. Pizza is a balanced diet! (veggies, carbs and proteins! kek) The effects are negligible though. It will all add up but it won't make a massive difference in the long run. Maybe 2-3lbs a year give or take if you eat a relatively balanced and calorie aware diet. You will feel like shit if you eat crap food though. For a noob just knowing 3500 calories = 1lb of body weight and logging your calories in vs out is all you need.
You can get anal about it and go OTT balancing food types and nutrients, I did, it is not needed though. Just do 5min more cardio or an extra set every now and then and you're sorted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:32:29 2018 No.6509056 >>6508957 That's good, different people require different amounts of iron and consuming in excess of what you need can be toxic so just be careful out there. Sounds like you're aight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:32:31 2018 No.6509060 File: 182 KB, 996x679, A bad day at school.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6508913 Why the buns? why not the hamberger helper-esque meal just on top of the noodles?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:32:34 2018 No.6509063 >>6508376 Why would you buy new pc parts when you can dump all of your money into crypto?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:33:44 2018 No.6509098 >>6508913 the amount of carbs in that picture triggers me. bread or pasta, not both

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:34:22 2018 No.6509121 >>6508775 Are you really using internet explorer? You unbelievable idiot. All of your crypto belongs to someone else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:37:36 2018 No.6509230 pesto genovese pan seared chicken and roasted green beans with garlic chips

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:42:09 2018 No.6509397 >>6508898 I'm with you anon, it's fucking shocking how retarded people are when it comes to fats. Carbs and sugar are what make people fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:43:08 2018 No.6509432 >>6508913 guess how I know you are 200+ lbs?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:49:50 2018 No.6509686
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All you fucking poorfags lol. Enjoying my salmon and eggs in my 1.4 million dollar home paid for in cash. Having some fine cheese as a snack also, with freshly squeezed OJ. My marble table probably costs more than your entire shitolio.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:51:58 2018 No.6509766 have do you faggots eat this crap? it's not cute or funny anymore to be a child, learn how to cook a meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:53:05 2018 No.6509804 >>6507867 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:53:24 2018 No.6509818 Can’t bost, already ate. Made grilled chicken, white rice, and asparagus with a bit of blue cheese on top. Good poorfag meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:53:30 2018 No.6509827 the fuck you look like me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:59:41 2018 No.6510059 >>6509060 It isn't hamburger helper, but sloppy joes. >>6509432 My mom has made sloppy joes for years. When I was both above and below 200 lbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:59:53 2018 No.6510065 >>6507867 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:01:36 2018 No.6510135 File: 1.59 MB, 4032x3024, 1508862196146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:04:21 2018 No.6510237 File: 1.79 MB, 4032x3024, Costco Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Costco Pizza is great and cheap!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:05:06 2018 No.6510271 >>6508913 I bet you are you fat nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:06:30 2018 No.6510334 >>6508051 OH YES my american friend that is why i always have some nice Butter in my salad with my diet Coke Proud TO BE American

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:06:43 2018 No.6510344 File: 1.78 MB, 4032x3024, butter bag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510271 >Not having a butter bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:08:09 2018 No.6510397 >>6508913 Please tell me that you are going for a run after that lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:09:30 2018 No.6510455 >>6507867 Nice!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:09:37 2018 No.6510458 File: 1.70 MB, 4032x3024, 80B254C2-E265-4B02-A9B7-D9F5EF92F182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510397 Yes, run for cookies!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:10:33 2018 No.6510496 File: 81 KB, 419x358, 728705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510344 Holy fuck that is the most American thing i have ever seen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:11:55 2018 No.6510551 File: 467 KB, 1360x768, 9987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510458 y-you have to die

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:13:20 2018 No.6510626 >>6510496 Looks can be deceiving. In this case it is a diet technique. Cut a stick of butter up into equal sections. 50 calories a piece for cooking. Easy for counting calories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:14:00 2018 No.6510660 >>6510458 This thread is poison. I'm trying to lose these last 10lbs and now all I want are FUCKING CARBS AND SUGAR AND ALL THE FUCKING FOOD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:14:15 2018 No.6510678 File: 2.36 MB, 4032x2268, 20180115_221248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:15:41 2018 No.6510743 File: 1.46 MB, 4032x3024, BA3ECC18-E5CA-4A1C-8AEA-EC3B13D78DA1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510660 I made homemade Pierogies a few months back. Potato cheese and onion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:15:44 2018 No.6510746 >>6507071 just buy beans and rice you degenerate. that's shit tear food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:15:49 2018 No.6510751 File: 498 KB, 1360x768, 665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510626 Dont you fucking lie to me you eat those while playing WoW or something like that dont you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:17:05 2018 No.6510818 File: 1.52 MB, 4032x3024, A6FB9732-BF0A-4D48-940F-0C088EC69E5D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510751 I told you the truth anon. Though I did take the pic for /fit/ not you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:17:21 2018 No.6510833 File: 68 KB, 884x800, 1502709031947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6508450 >being this retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:17:33 2018 No.6510841 >>6510751 that's Civ on his screen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:19:15 2018 No.6510934 >>6510626 what's your daily calorie intake?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:19:52 2018 No.6510978 >>6507071 You can tell you live with your parents because you're pretending to be poor, while eating your moms $5 bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:21:28 2018 No.6511065 >>6510978 kek, living with my parents hurts my self-esteem T_T

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:21:51 2018 No.6511093 t. neets, I thought it was a joke...all neets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:22:55 2018 No.6511153 >>6507071 is there a mirror behind you or something? How does your screen show a reflection of your back turned on what appears to be the other side of the room?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:23:02 2018 No.6511162 I ate probably 10 servings of peanuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:24:04 2018 No.6511227 File: 170 KB, 858x582, 1516056021967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6511153 magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:26:19 2018 No.6511350 >>6511227 I am impressed. To contribute to this thread, my calorie intake today consisted of one pack of chicken ramen noodles, some chicken pulled from a rotisserie chicken, a microwaved teryaki chicken breast, and instant mashed potatoes >am poorfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:30:08 2018 No.6511541 File: 32 KB, 225x350, 250251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6511350 Ah, i see you are a man of chicken as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:34:07 2018 No.6511731 >>6511541 yes comrade. #1 chicken consumer in my tri-state area

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:38:21 2018 No.6511921

>>6507071

disgusting. hot dogs are hardly even meat, they're just cancer filled squish sticks. one piece of bread and some soda too... how do people live like this?

I consider myself frugal but when it comes to food I always buy lots of good quality healthy meats, veggies, and so on. Food is the fuel for your body, it is eventually what your body is made of... it affects your muscle, skin, hair, immune system, hormones, and more. If you are eating shit food like that regularly you are disgracing the only real possession you have in this world, your body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:42:24 2018 No.6512092 File: 31 KB, 680x680, Laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507639 >McDonalds butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:43:18 2018 No.6512120 File: 7 KB, 206x244, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507867 Let's get this out on a tray

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:44:20 2018 No.6512165 As expected /biz/ is full of amerilard whitetrash

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:44:30 2018 No.6512171 >>6510678 typical req fag meal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:45:47 2018 No.6512213 File: 198 KB, 750x1334, E4D53B02-06BE-40B4-9C06-7EBDB1E5239B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2 nights ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:46:17 2018 No.6512236 >>6511093 Neets to Elites anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:47:07 2018 No.6512269 File: 52 KB, 629x840, capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6510934 >what's your daily calorie intake? Like today or average? 1800, but I'm about to go on a 1000 calorie diet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:47:09 2018 No.6512272 File: 3.90 MB, 750x1334, 64348C6F-313A-424C-8CF4-FD6F12C62F8B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:49:25 2018 No.6512371 >>6512213 that's some fucked up looking garmonbozia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:51:08 2018 No.6512440 >>6507658 That is a nonvenomous gopher snake... looks like it was run over by a car... poor thing.. they are great help to the environment in eliminating rodents. ....

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:52:07 2018 No.6512476 File: 2.21 MB, 3024x4032, 6CF8A49E-3213-4E8E-9DEF-4BEF4DADC05D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507071

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:52:26 2018 No.6512487 >>6508376 >doesn't realize that old computers are comfy af

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:53:11 2018 No.6512520 >>6512272 Clean your nailssssss

>>	noob Mon Jan 15 22:54:25 2018 No.6512570 chorizo with beans coz im a beaner

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:54:45 2018 No.6512581 >>6512476 What kind of sauce is that? Peanut? Looks amazing though. Some white rice with it would be even better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:54:56 2018 No.6512588 >>6512476 fucking hell that looks amazing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:56:51 2018 No.6512662 >>6512272 Why are your finger nails so filthy? You pretend to be rich but have the hygiene of a fucking field worker. Also you look fat. Are you stuck inside your house living off your parents just eating like a fucking pig... never bathing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:57:17 2018 No.6512676 >>6512581 It’s a mustard - and I’m currently doing a ketogenic diet - so rice is a no go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:57:18 2018 No.6512677 Soylent. Fags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:57:32 2018 No.6512684 >>6512581 Looks like honey mustard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:58:25 2018 No.6512717 File: 2.96 MB, 4032x3024, F27D0C29-FD6E-46DA-987C-E9390392C094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me after making 2x a few weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:58:32 2018 No.6512720 File: 3.14 MB, 1791x1066, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507071 i slow-cooked some homemade chicken curry for 10 hours today and just ate some. so FUCKING good had to include hand to prove i'm not pajeet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:03:05 2018 No.6512878 >>6512717 What is it? The sesame seeds give me hope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:03:44 2018 No.6512899 >>6507867 >not shooting every bird that happens in your airspace You must not be very hungry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:03:51 2018 No.6512904 >>6512269 That looks amazing and healthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:03:53 2018 No.6512905 File: 208 KB, 1600x1064, Seafood Nachos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I eat better than all of you. Have a personal chef who also sucks my dick. Go and die, poor fags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:04:16 2018 No.6512917 >>6512720 Did you use coconut milk? Looks good mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:06:01 2018 No.6512966 >>6508577 jerk store! jerk store was the line!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:06:53 2018 No.6512996 >>6508913 >liVinG LaRGe Jesus fuck you must weigh a ton

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:07:00 2018 No.6513000 >>6507658 >no rattles on tail also, this thing has been dead for days, so it's disgusting for reasons that have nothing at all to do with it being a snake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:07:10 2018 No.6513008 File: 94 KB, 866x900, 1512917050605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6508167 >McDonalds Butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:08:05 2018 No.6513042 File: 387 KB, 620x400, laLFpjR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6512996 Probably not as much as you imagine, but yeah I need to get back on the diet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:08:45 2018 No.6513059 >>6509686 cool 3 dollar meal spiritual poorfag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:09:02 2018 No.6513066 >>6511921 amen to this brother

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:10:41 2018 No.6513130 File: 276 KB, 1129x2007, orca-image-1514697367576.jpg_1514697367945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A little olive oil and jew salt and green veggies make for a nice bear market meal >down 30% on portfolio

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:11:53 2018 No.6513166 >>6513042 Beans and rice and squats and you'll make it bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:12:35 2018 No.6513195 >>6513130 >paper plates >parchment paper on a pizza pan to roast veggies learn to wash a fucking dish, dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:12:58 2018 No.6513207 >>6512720 looks good boss, whachya put in there for seasoning/flavour?

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:14:59 2018 No.6513279 >>6513195 I'm living in my parents garage dude, they won't let me eat their frozen pizza and they get on to me for using real plates >I get to live rent free I pay rent to stay in a fucking garage, I can't argue with them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:15:10 2018 No.6513282 >>6507071 Njoy colon cancer in q1 2027

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:15:55 2018 No.6513312 >>6512905 Congrats on the wife I guess?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:15:56 2018 No.6513314 File: 61 KB, 1231x923, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wawa and cheap rum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:16:03 2018 No.6513320 >>6512720 >slow cooker My nigga

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:16:56 2018 No.6513354 File: 278 KB, 405x359, 1514020594751.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6512272 Disgusting

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:17:02 2018 No.6513357

>>6512899

I live downtown in a city for university. There are giant, fat fucking fearless pigeons flying around, they don't run from people at all. It's illegal to shoot/kill them, but goddamn, it's like watching a bunch of fat chicken tendies fly around in the air but I can't eat em.

Literally if I wanted to I could just walk up and grab one, snap its neck, then clean/feather it and eat. They have no fear of humans since all the cucks feed them constantly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:18:09 2018 No.6513394 >>6507071 The Carbs in this thread make me want to die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:18:09 2018 No.6513397 File: 2.86 MB, 3872x2592, Poppyseed Cake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6513312 I kicked that bitch to the curb as soon as she suggested imitation crab meat!

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:19:05 2018 No.6513430

>>6513279
you should move out of your parents' garage, anon... if you live near a big city i promise you can find a room somewhere on craigslist that's almost as cheap. bonus is that maybe your roomate(s) will be cool.

however much you think you're saving, it's not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:20:35 2018 No.6513482 >>6513195 Stop roasting just because he doesn't like to waste time doing a woman's job faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:23:31 2018 No.6513579 >>6513394 I know man. I’m keto sausage bro yo above. I can’t handle it in here - sticking to /biz/ for what not to buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:23:34 2018 No.6513581 >>6512272 did your butler serve it like that, or did you do it yourself like a peasant?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:24:06 2018 No.6513596
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>>6511921

I like the idea of thinking of food as fuel for the body because then i visualize myself as a motorcycle and i start doing weird noises

n-no dad dont hit me again ahhhg

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:24:27 2018 No.6513608
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Eggplant parm.
This is an incredibly simple meal that comes off gourmet and can be done on a budget. This cost maybe ten dollars not including herbs and spices I already had and made about 4 or 5 servings this size.

If you guys want to grind and eat well you need to go to /ck/ for a bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:26:56 2018 No.6513697 File: 55 KB, 285x368, 1515867170750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6513608

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:27:49 2018 No.6513726 y'all got the diet of an obese child

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:28:32 2018 No.6513754 File: 1.97 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_5610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tuition was due this week.

>>	Hubert Cumberdale Mon Jan 15 23:31:25 2018 No.6513839 >>6512272 That shit is so expensive here, honestly I don't detect a difference between sturgeon caviar and the cheap lumpfish stuff I get at the supermarket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:32:03 2018 No.6513860 File: 1.68 MB, 4032x3024, DA210175-D2A9-4C47-8A15-DD5B604DD3D4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6513726 Well if you prefer health food then here. It is oatmeal with blueberries and fat free milk. No added sugar.

>>	Hubert Cumberdale Mon Jan 15 23:32:27 2018 No.6513873 >>6512717 La Zi Ji You are either chines or you know how to fucking eat. MAH NIGGA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:32:40 2018 No.6513881 >>6508577 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:32:41 2018 No.6513885 File: 661 KB, 1800x2693, 1516041824697.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6513608 that looks tasty tho i would love to try it but must be so caloric

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:33:52 2018 No.6513928 >>6513860 Pure carbs and sugar. Enjoy your heart disease.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:33:59 2018 No.6513929 >>6510833 Venom is only dangerous if it’s injected intravenously. You’re thinking of poison dumbass.

>>	Hubert Cumberdale Mon Jan 15 23:34:42 2018 No.6513958 >>6512720 Oh lord that is not chicken curry. Next time look up "Rogan Josh" or "laal Maas" and learn to make it properly. You'd think with a board filled with pajeets one of them would teach you by now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:35:55 2018 No.6513998 >>6513928 Are you sure about that anon? While true it is mainly carbs, there is some protein. Also it is important to recognize the benefits of the antioxidants in blueberries. Proven to extend the life of rats,

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:36:57 2018 No.6514031 File: 857 KB, 412x479, 1508642011846.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to mine Monero so I can buy a hooker on the darknet. Any advice?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:37:06 2018 No.6514041

>>6513928

you are a retard. oatmeals, blueberries, and milk is a great meal, it is full of healthy carbs and a decent deal of protein. Protein comes mainly from meats/shakes, you still need healthy amounts of fats and carbs, this is plenty healthy for that purpose. Oatmeal and fruits are god tier

your pink id confirms your ignorance

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:38:11 2018 No.6514070 >>6507071 You dumb fuck. Your health is your wealth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:39:10 2018 No.6514103 File: 1.84 MB, 4032x3024, 28045DAC-CFA5-473B-B776-02334C6BB291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6514041 Maybe they are a meat and potatoes guy?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:39:35 2018 No.6514113 [DELETED]

>>6507071
Ayy, I've been buyin low and selling high
Man, I feel just like a crypto-god (god)
Ayy, ayy, all my brothers got that gas
And they always be hodlin like a masta
Losing money, daytrade on binance
And lose more, man I need a shotgu-u-un
When the whales set sell walls on my coins
They make that thing go drrro-dr-dr-drop (down, down, down)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:40:35 2018 No.6514151 File: 279 KB, 640x911, C18A70CF-F063-4A9E-ABF0-1C5674F99BE7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:41:50 2018 No.6514193 >>6513958 honestly, you should kys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:44:48 2018 No.6514288 >>6513958 kek, I think this board is 95% white, just saying I don't think many minorities frequent here. I'm part Indian, his curry actually looks pretty good. Pajeet approved my friend. >>6512720

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:44:52 2018 No.6514290

>>6514041

Negative.

Don’t be dogmatic and I won’t - but research shows time and time again that it’s an over abundance of carbohydrates that lead to heart disease, obesity, and alzheimers.

Argue all you want with your 70s Ansel Keys diet - but one day you will actually pay attention to what is going wrong with you body - your inflammation and pain or your heart attack at 50 and wonder why the people eating a ketogenic diet and intermittent fasting are running circles around you and outliving you.

Do some research and open your eyes my friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:46:34 2018 No.6514352 File: 183 KB, 1067x800, dinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Learn to cook, you animals. You will eat good and save money. Potato soup. Cheap, delicious, and will activley shorten your lifespan.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:47:42 2018 No.6514395

>>6509686
My sister's shitty ass apartment has those same foe counter tops! Looks amazing

>>6512213
That nasty ass cremed corn killed it for me but I would still kill that fish.

>>6512272
Get the fuck outta here with that shit, where is the rest of your meal?

>>6512476
Holy shit Anon, that looks good as fuck. You win this thread for sure.

>>6512905
6 Nachos? Looks good but are you on a diet?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:48:44 2018 No.6514431

>>6514290

dude, I never advocated an "over abundance of carbohydrates". All I'm saying is that oatmeal, milk, and fruit are extremely healthy if consumed in moderation.

Trying to say that those foods are unhealthy and automatically cause heart disease >>6513928
is completely inaccurate.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:49:01 2018 No.6514441
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>>6514290 (YOU)

Anyone in this thread that thinks butter is bad for you is objectively retarded.

>muh calories in muh calories out

Yes, you can lose weight eating carbs. Its way harder and your health will deteriorate. Fats are good for you. Carbs are bad for you. Its that fucking simple.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:50:25 2018 No.6514498 What are beans and rice? $1 for a pound of beans $0.75 for a pound of rice Lasts 2-3 days. I literally have a pantry of nothing but just beans and rice, shit has lasted me months anon, months. I don't starve or feel like shit eating this either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:51:59 2018 No.6514552 >>6507071 >Electra-qt whats your staking weight at bro?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:53:45 2018 No.6514612 File: 17 KB, 443x332, 4F40231A-02F2-4BBD-96D7-54A5780530CA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507071 Plankton here, pretending to be whale

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:56:30 2018 No.6514695

>>6514431

They really aren’t though my friend.

“Moderation” is the most undisciplined bullshit excuse.

You can believe what all you want and your health with reflect it.

I plan on living past 100 with a high quality of life and eating foods that don’t spike insulin and don’t cause inflammation and eating less are the road my man.

Honestly - do some research on how top performers eat.

Look at longevity experts researching blue zones.

Good luck my dude - I’ll see you on the other side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:57:36 2018 No.6514746 File: 57 KB, 616x462, 1386439630587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Had pasta il forno, already ate so here is some stock image. Can't believe more people aren't eating this, it tastes amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:58:12 2018 No.6514768 File: 259 KB, 1280x850, DSC_0066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A family favorite tonight. Steamed hot dogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:59:38 2018 No.6514832 File: 1.39 MB, 2291x2291, photo-51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:00:05 2018 No.6514848 File: 256 KB, 1920x1080, lilbits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6514612 lil bits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:00:18 2018 No.6514857 File: 34 KB, 370x699, 1512324613520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:00:27 2018 No.6514864 >>6513958 >>6513958 there's a reason why, when certain foods get "americanized," certain things get lost from the food--things like "use bugs" and extra steps to prepare and mask the flavor of spoiled food are unnecessary

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:01:29 2018 No.6514909
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>>6514498
Pic related anon, literally all I eat and is my saving grace food. I've lived off of this most of 2017 and can live off of this my entire life. My friends know this is all I eat unless I go out or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:02:48 2018 No.6514961 >>6514909 How do you get enough protein to make gains at the gym

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:02:54 2018 No.6514969 >>6512878 La Zi Ji style cumin lamb. Shits soooo bomb. Spicy and moth numbing. Heaven in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:03:50 2018 No.6515010 >>6514695 Reddit spacing numale lives to the ripe age of 100. This and more on the 11 o'clock news. kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:03:59 2018 No.6515016 >>6513873 Not Chinese but in love with Chinese cuisine. It’s cumin lamb and I love it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:04:20 2018 No.6515030 File: 170 KB, 1063x598, 20180114_134331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6514909 Sometimes I add veggies or whatever, you can add whatever you want, still the same concept, beans and rice. Best food ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:04:24 2018 No.6515034 >>6514695 I've been doing sports/martial arts my whole life... I think I perform fine with my diet. let's just agree to disagree. I'm sure your diet is healthy, we just disagree on oatmeal I guess lol. c ya on the flip bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:04:41 2018 No.6515041 >>6513754 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:04:57 2018 No.6515052 File: 3.90 MB, 4048x3036, IMG_20180112_213404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get at me bitches@@@

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:05:33 2018 No.6515071 >>6515030 that looks dry as fuck, i imagine soy sauce could help

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:08:06 2018 No.6515161 >>6514695 Kys. Keto fags are the new vegans.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:14:55 2018 No.6515408

>>6515071
It's literally just plain beans and rice anon, I used to add some cilantro and it tastes exactly like a Chipotle meal but they're not necessary, I don't even add any sauces or anything, this is already good as it is. Easy setup. Cheap. Delicious. That's all I need.

>>6514961
I just walk, run, do curls and other basic exercises that don't require much machinery, I'm not crazy on becoming /fit/ it's not one of my priorities

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:22:35 2018 No.6515657
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Pork chop with my secret recipe, rice, and peas. Sweet tea and then dessert.

I’m not the best at cooking, but I’m improving. Also down 18% portfolio overall today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:23:46 2018 No.6515703 >>6507071 >hp AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:27:21 2018 No.6515804
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For me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:27:22 2018 No.6515805 >>6512905 wow melted cheese on chips with seasoning... fucking richfag over here

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:27:23 2018 No.6515807

>>6514695
Most people want to live to 100, most people won't make it.

If you studied blue zones you should know these people ate beans. If you see that coffee drinkers live a longer life than non coffee drinkers it's because they eat ground coffee _beans_.

Beans for life and rice for energy, beans and rice, that is the saving grace food. I'm so thankful for having discovered it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:31:10 2018 No.6515916 >>6514441 exactly. >Trusting the medical industry to tell you how to stay healthy. Those mother fuckers LIE their asses off just to make you sick so you end up diseased and in the hospital and they get rich off it. I wish I was kidding.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:32:03 2018 No.6515942
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>>6515807
This is a variation of my beans and rice, like I said it's not necessary for any additions to beans or rice, but you can splurge sometimes. I added flax seed and hummus to this, and it tasted very delicious.

People say they have tried beans and rice, but they probably have never eaten just beans and rice and nothing else. That is where the best balance of heaven is found.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:33:12 2018 No.6515968 File: 133 KB, 594x586, 1500535975512.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507867 it's kinda hard getting one of those onto a tray, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:34:02 2018 No.6515995 >>6515805 That is seafood nachos and done well takes more effort than one would think.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:34:16 2018 No.6516000 >>6515807 Tell me you don't actually think coffee is a legume. LOL WTF?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:35:23 2018 No.6516033 >>6512905 Incest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:35:30 2018 No.6516043 >>6510237 >not the dollar hotdogs god i miss USA, but no cryptotax in my cunt

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:36:24 2018 No.6516075
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>>6515942
You can also do beans and rice and some herbs for flavor, but you come to find that it doesn't really improve beans and rice all that much considering how perfect beans and rice already are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:37:19 2018 No.6516103 >>6515968 Holy Fuck! Chocolate covered corndog! Sonic has it, others dont!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:38:21 2018 No.6516133 >>6516103 dude I also had plain oatmeal with sprinkles on it this morning. shit's legit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:39:01 2018 No.6516156 File: 2.22 MB, 4032x3024, 1515069172273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey guys. been a rough night, but wanted to join your thread. donate pls so i can bail myself out. 0x248E14E3b17c87bAC98F9De224ba4aa7efa41c29

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:40:42 2018 No.6516201 >>6516156 they let you keep your phone?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:41:00 2018 No.6516209 >>6516156 what did you do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:42:20 2018 No.6516246 >>6516156 Prison anon? God bless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:42:22 2018 No.6516247 >>6516209 He bought NEO and didn't realize earning GAS makes it a security. ILLEGAL!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:42:41 2018 No.6516258 >>6513314 >newport are you a nigger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:42:51 2018 No.6516264 File: 584 KB, 1360x768, 774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6516156 Not again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:42:52 2018 No.6516265 File: 109 KB, 644x949, IMG_0934.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6516156 You deserve to be there, rot

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:44:02 2018 No.6516310

>>6516201

well they were in between shift changes and i didn't get searched really.. i just pulled it out and put it on silent just in case... i'm barely getting 3g though so i'm having trouble loading coinbase

>>6516209

i was with my friend smoking a blunt in his car and a fucking cop pulled up on us out of nowhere... first this shit and now the markets are crashing. sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:44:35 2018 No.6516330 >>6514498 Lol dang man, props but like shit I don't think id' last

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:46:06 2018 No.6516387 >>6516310 lmfao a cop actually brought you to jail for pot? jesus christ dude, that's unlucky

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:46:21 2018 No.6516395
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>>6516156

felonfag here.

yea wtf I've spent 15 months in jail and they never let you keep your phone.

damn you can get a nigga fired. OR make fucking BANK selling five minute calls for a bag of ramen, stamps, and butterfingers.

or, get popped for contraband and say goodbye to any chance of getting outside trustee work, or any trustee work in general.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:46:46 2018 No.6516407 >>6516310 yeah, must be the midwest?

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:48:57 2018 No.6516483
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>>6516395
also, when I say a bag of ramen, I mean a case. We called cases of ramen bags of ramen for some reason in there.

srsly, though, sell them minutes before your battery runs out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:49:39 2018 No.6516501 >>6516395 i'm in a holding cell by myself, there was a guy in here earlier with me, but he was an older dude who kept to himself the whole time... as long as nobody sees me with it i should be able to get released tomorrow and it will all be good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:53:07 2018 No.6516606 File: 3.65 MB, 4160x3120, 1514454066341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cauliflower crust pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:54:24 2018 No.6516637 >>6516501 no cameras in the corners near the ceiling? just keep your back to the camera

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:55:01 2018 No.6516652 >>6516501 well keep that shit on vibrate :P

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:57:43 2018 No.6516748 >>6516501 Shitposting on biz from jail? Anon pls give us another picture to confirm this mildly interesting event. Also down 20%. Ate pizza with my parents. Was ok. Bean and rice guy has it right

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:59:51 2018 No.6516817 >>6516501 Why do you risk this shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:00:24 2018 No.6516830 File: 2.01 MB, 4032x3024, 3C9A937F-29B8-4E00-9961-A00A7721BB80.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Balkan Food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:00:59 2018 No.6516848 >>6516830 Looks like chinese egg rolls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:01:32 2018 No.6516869 >>6516748 fake, i saw that same pic days ago

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:02:08 2018 No.6516884

>>6516330
Idk anon literally the easiest food to survive with. Cheap. Easy to cook. Delicious. It's optional to eat anything else, it's not like this is the only thing I eat ever, I do eat other foods too every now and then just when I feel like it, but by default beans and rice are my go to.

Like compare it to the other meals here, and I probably spent less time, effort, and money to make my beans and rice, and I would get more satisfaction from it than what other anons ate.

Literally this is pretty much the only thing I eat and I have zero complaints, I don't even feel like eating anything else most of the time that's how good it is, most people get tired of what they eat, but I am in heaven every day having discovered beans and rice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:04:18 2018 No.6516955 File: 2.05 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_4893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we Venbros eating well and very comfy mind u poor crimson fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:09:55 2018 No.6517125 >>6516606 >Cauliflower crust pizza. Damn that looks good, Anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:21:06 2018 No.6517468 >>6512272 look at those dirty ass fingernails

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:25:29 2018 No.6517594 File: 1.24 MB, 2560x1440, 20180116_172451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's left of dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:25:39 2018 No.6517601 >>6516955 Couldn't even afford cooked food...

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:26:06 2018 No.6517615
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>>6516884
Like anon all my meals combined today were less than a dollar. I live in the US. Look at other foods that anon has posted and that one dish probably costs more than all the food I ate today. One potato chip bag costs more than all the food I ate today. Probably took more time, more effort, and more ingredients to make anon's one meal than my entire day's worth of beans and rice.

Literally just beans and rice, this is heaven food. I eat other foods sometimes but everything else is optional after beans and rice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:26:27 2018 No.6517623 >>6514498 I bet you poo so good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:27:32 2018 No.6517646 >>6516606 how is that? been wanting to try

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:30:33 2018 No.6517739 >>6517646 Surprisingly good. The crust tastes very similar to bread. I've been on a keto diet and these pizzas have been a godsend.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:34:21 2018 No.6517847
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>>6507071
>processed meats
each hotdog contains three times your daily limit of carcinogens according to the world health organization

do your own research before just shoving garbage into your mouths people come on.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:36:40 2018 No.6517897

>>6517615
i'm eating beans and rice right now
best to soak the beans overnight though to lower phytic acid content (blocks nutrient absorption). but when i'm feeling lazy minute rice and a bean that cooks quickly without presoaking like lentils or split peas. dump in whatever random vegetables and done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:37:14 2018 No.6517913 >>6517739 yeah I tried keto for a little bit. we made the fat head pizza crust and it was doable. made out of almond flour and mozzarella cheese

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:37:28 2018 No.6517920

>>6517615
Nice. Beans & rice is great. I could survive on just beans and rice for a very long time. So cheap too. And you are able to prepare it ahead of time so that you can just heat up a portion and eat it when ready. It really is one of the ultimate meals.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:37:42 2018 No.6517926 >>6517615 tell me about the spice you're using in that dish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:38:26 2018 No.6517944 >>6517847 >world something organization >ever to be trusted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:40:08 2018 No.6517996 >>6517913 I've made one of those too. I felt like I was taking a step backwards when eating it since almonds contain such a high amount of calories.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:40:15 2018 No.6518001 >>6517944 op will probably outlive us all

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:40:17 2018 No.6518003

>>6517920
it's such a shame about the arsenic levels in the rice paddys. they use to use arsenic on the fields all over the world and now the rice is basically poisoned for centuries. oops! (they did it on purpose)

but whatever, its such a staple food what am i supposed to do. i just wont eat it everyday is all for that reason

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:41:08 2018 No.6518029
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>>6517623
Never really thought about that but yeah I don't have any problems pooping. No laxatives or other pooping drugs required, I go to the bathroom, poo for 30 seconds, wipe, and then I get out. Really quick heavy poops thanks to the fiber from beans and rice.

Idk how I would survive without beans and rice, I would probably have to go back to eating normie food and feel miserable spending more than $1 for an entire day's meal. Also the fact that it takes so much time to prepare other meals, and that you have to go out and buy so many ingredients, oh man.

I might actually commit suicide if beans and rice weren't available to eat, I can't imagine a life without the deliciousness, fulfillingness, and convenience that only beans and rice can provide.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:41:39 2018 No.6518044

>>6517944
yeah i thought about that, you're not wrong. i figure maybe they;re just trying to fud meat because they want us all eating bugs instead or something. but then again, i can also believe it, this is meat that has been processed heavily after all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:43:14 2018 No.6518090 >>6518029 yeah but your arsenic levels are through the roof buddy. it's not an everyday food. maybe 3 times a week tops.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:49:51 2018 No.6518242

>>6518029
i still want to know about the herbs and spices you use. i eat rice and beans at least a couple times a week. sometimes everyday if im low on money despite the arsenic thing. and irganic soy sauce isnt cheap. tell me your secrets spicemaster that dish looks delish

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:51:15 2018 No.6518278
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>>6517897
Props man. Yes it's best to soak the beans overnight and then empty out the water when you're ready to cook. I know my beans and rice haha, you can also combine different beans together to make different colored meals and spice up the variety.

>>6517926
It's called Cilantro or Coriander, they're both the same thing.

>>6517920
Yes I can literally eat some beans and rice right now if I wanted to, pretty much any time and it looks and tastes like it was just cooked. It's so freaking convenient.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:51:21 2018 No.6518283 >>6518029 how do you prep it? what beans and rice do you buy? what else do you consume?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:53:53 2018 No.6518349 >>6518278 i've been trying to find an efficient daily meal >3 eggs {brown with omega} + kerigold butter + frozen vegetables

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:59:54 2018 No.6518510 File: 152 KB, 1484x1092, 1515033782789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6515804

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:05:54 2018 No.6518651
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>>6518090
Ah yeah I heard about the arsenic from the soil that rice is grown in and my levels probably are very high. But you can remove some of the arsenic by soaking your rice overnight emptying out the water when it's ready, and washing the rice before cooking.

You can also eat a higher ratio of beans to rice. Also different rice have different arsenic levels depending on the brand and area they're grown.

>>6518283
Lol the simplest and easiest prep of any meal, besides those quick microwave meals. Beans and rice still takes some preparation but barely any effort.

You literally just go to the grocery store and buy any kind of beans or rice that you want, I have pinto beans, black beans, and brown rice in my pantry. You can get whatever you want, there's loads of different types.

To cook rice, you literally just put it on the stove with water (follow the instructions on the side to how much water you need) and then you boil it for 30 minutes, and then you have rice.

And then for beans it's the same thing, except you have to leave out beans in a bowl or container with water overnight, empty it out when you're ready to cook, and then you put beans on a stove with water and cook for an hour or until they're squishy that you can squish one with a spoon easily. That's literally it.

Easy easy and takes no effort at all once you've done this a few times. Best meal if you want something ultra cheap, ultra delicious, and ultra easy to make.

>>6518349
Yeah I think you'll really love beans and rice if you're getting tired of you're current meal. I've been eating beans and rice for the majority of 2017 and still want to eat it daily, like I'm always very happy and thankful when I'm eating beans and rice, one of the best part about being born

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:12:14 2018 No.6518812 >>6518651 thanks anon i'll try it out

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:12:22 2018 No.6518814
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Eating a ramen bomb. I thru hiked the Appalachian trail this year and had this almost every night. One creamy chicken ramen, half a packet of instant garlic mashed potatoes, half a stick of butter, and some turkey sticks.
This meal is good for college too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:15:04 2018 No.6518872 >>6518651 Commiefornia jasmine rice is said to have less arsenic, don't know how true it is though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:15:21 2018 No.6518875 File: 602 KB, 569x720, 1515286258019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6507071 Electra wallet. Well done, op

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:15:31 2018 No.6518881 >>6518814 >half a stick of butter >all carbs and fats enjoy your heart disease amerifat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:18:54 2018 No.6518965 >>6518881 I agree the carbs are not the best, but butter isn't that bad for you.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:19:54 2018 No.6518994

>>6507071
I want to punch you in the face. Who fucks up hotdogs with ketchup? It's mustard you idiot. You don't put salsa on pancakes, you don't put mayo on pretzels, and you don't put ketchup on hotdogs. Jesus Christ, I wanna puke just looking at that ketchup packet next to those hotdogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:21:57 2018 No.6519058 >>6518881 jokes on you, we eat margarine!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:27:32 2018 No.6519206 >>6518651 dude knows his beans and rice, i can respect that

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:27:55 2018 No.6519217
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It's morning here so I'm having breakfast.

100g oats, mixed with 250ml milk and 30g pecan flavored whey, added some goji berries and chia seeds for texture and godlike shits.

Sad to see what you faggots eat here, u bet you don't bench 225lb for 10 reps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:30:44 2018 No.6519290 >gmos >2018 >ishygddt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:39:14 2018 No.6519465 >>6508913 wheat and meat both food groups, well done

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:40:11 2018 No.6519488
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>>6518812
Anytime anon, glad to have helped out.

Another convenience to beans and rice is that they last many months without any refrigeration after opening. You can go out and splurge out $30 on beans and rice and it'll last you more than a month if you're just by yourself and buying the bulk packages.

The best food in the universe, like seriously. Ultra cheap. Ultra delicious. Ultra satisfying. Ultra longlasting without any refrigeration. Ultra convenient to make.

>>6518814
I think beans and rice are even cheaper than the ramen meals that college students think they need to eat if they want a cheap food. Quality is higher too as it's not processed and no other ingredients are added except for the ones you add yourself.

Ever heard of minimalism? Literally how minimal can you be after just beans and rice. It's just two ingredients.

Again, zero complaints with beans and rice. I am happy to be alive thanks to beans and rice; the ultimate food that I have ever discovered.

>>6519206
Haha dude, if it's the only thing you eat, then it's inevitable that you know a lot more about it than other people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:41:14 2018 No.6519517 >>6509686 nice, stay comfy richfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:42:28 2018 No.6519552 >>6510135 breakfast of champions

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:46:58 2018 No.6519666 >>6508495 Imagine being retarded enough to wear shoes indoors, let alone at your God damn pc and resting them on your desk

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:47:12 2018 No.6519669

>>6519488
I cannot just eat rice and beans. I did for a little less than a year when I was vegetarian. I got off on how cheap it was and how I was healthy, but I just am more comfortable with simple meals like the one I posted that somehow click in my brain and never get tiring. If I was scraping for pennies though, I would buy dry beans and rice to eat. Those foods fuel the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:48:32 2018 No.6519697 File: 202 KB, 1199x1600, 617EA22D-CA6A-4F5E-A772-F8BD5DEC4A30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:50:06 2018 No.6519724 >>6519697 Nicely cooked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:50:24 2018 No.6519730 >>6513314 Nigg Ciggs for a nigg noggin nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:50:41 2018 No.6519738 >>6519697 thats fucking weird how is the transition between medium and well done so defined, and it doesnt even change from medium to rare its just fucking medium fuck you faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:53:19 2018 No.6519795 File: 185 KB, 1500x1139, plastic-fruit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] t. aigang

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:53:42 2018 No.6519804 >>6507867 savory taste to it.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:54:16 2018 No.6519817

>>6519488
Based. I'm always satisfied by beans and rice. Lately I've only been doing split peas or lentils though, due to cooking times. I want beans instead of lentils sometimes. I don't mind waiting an hour or two for beans to cook, but the few times I've tried dried beans it's been literally 6-8 hours to cook to soft. Is this the case with some beans? I tried black and pinto. Or did I just get really old beans? What beans are reliable?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:54:50 2018 No.6519833 >>6514352 Delicious

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:55:28 2018 No.6519851 >>6519697 nice steak but dude where's some sides and buy a steak knife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:55:37 2018 No.6519860 >>6508167 Ethiopian cuisine makes great use of clarifies butter and/or vegetable oils, what are you on about Ameritard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:55:42 2018 No.6519862 >>6507867 why are his videos so addicting...i really don't get it i end up watching like a whole hour of his MRE stuff without even realizing it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:57:03 2018 No.6519887 >>6514041 oatmeal should be soaked overnight due to phytic acid levels. its how your ancestors did it. only then is oatmeal an ideal food, not the instant stuff we usually eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:59:01 2018 No.6519928 >>6508704 WIHMUNZ SHEUZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:00:52 2018 No.6519973 >>6519738 It’s sous-vide you fucking uncultured swine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:03:49 2018 No.6520047 >>6514961 >How do you get enough protein to make gains at the gym he eats beans and rice its a complete protein he probably gets a lot of protein if thats all he eats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:05:34 2018 No.6520084 >>6519973 HAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:06:27 2018 No.6520103 >>6514961 That is literally protein and carbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:07:28 2018 No.6520125 >microwave dinner >one banana >water yum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:11:28 2018 No.6520234 quitting the pharmaceutical jew so i can barely eat >It’s sous-vide you fucking uncultured swine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:13:47 2018 No.6520284 I haven’t eaten in two days because I’m too anxious to leave my house I’m so hungry

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:14:42 2018 No.6520315

>>6519669
Haha yeah I can see why just eating beans and rice can get boring since it's literally just beans and rice. But I haven't had any problems with it, it's not like it's the only thing you can eat ever you can eat anything too, I eat anything.

Just when it comes to what I think is the ultimate food for cheapness, convenience, deliciousness, and satisfaction, beans and rice are my go to and I haven't had any problems eating this every meal and every day for many months, haven't had any desire to switch to anything else either and I look forward to it every day.

>>6519817
Lentils are amazing. I would definitely add lentils to what I eat since they're also cheap and delicious if it were available in the grocery stores I visit, but haven't found them anywhere yet.

Beans shouldn't take 6-8 hours to cook. Make sure to soak them in water first overnight so that they become slightly softer and slightly larger due to absorbing the water they're soaked in. Empty out the water bowl that they're soaked in too. Then cooking should take around an hour of boiling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:15:28 2018 No.6520333 red lentils, pink salt, dried vegetable soup mix, rice. just mixed it all together dry and threw it in a pot of water. no complaints was pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:18:34 2018 No.6520418 >>6519697 >using a butter knife on a steak

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:19:39 2018 No.6520455 File: 274 KB, 870x960, 1451979365938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Italianfag here, I'm disgusted by all of you, except 2-3 anons

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:19:59 2018 No.6520463 >>6520333 so much flavour in the dried vegetable mix, and its just vegetables dehydrated. i'm going to start eating this more. even without the rice, maybe potatoes instead to switch it up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:22:57 2018 No.6520536 File: 216 KB, 720x749, 1515218289782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6508450

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:23:34 2018 No.6520549 >>6520284 order something delivered dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:24:36 2018 No.6520588 File: 85 KB, 450x320, dehydratedveg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm just so stoked about dehydrated vegetables right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:25:48 2018 No.6520622 >>6520549 Too poor Can’t waste money

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:30:06 2018 No.6520756 i'm just so impressed. the flavour with the salt. oh fuck. why am i only just discovering this now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:31:41 2018 No.6520819 >>6507071 chicken chili

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:40:18 2018 No.6521121 >>6516075 how much would that meal cost from an avg US market?

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