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If 4chan started a business, what would it be?

>> No.650574

Not a very profitable one.

>> No.650584
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650584

The Holocaust V2

>> No.650588

A website in the style of an anonymous imageboard which gained it's revenue from users who want to bypass certain restrictions on the site and ads.

>> No.650736

>>650574
/thread

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>>650573

SaveYourAss.com

Blackmail people by mass gathering their info form Youtube, facebook, blogs, and any other shit site they posted on when they were kids.

>> No.651922

>>651610
I liek ur idea

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>>650573
ADVERTISE THE FUCK out of 4chan. Every single page. I'm literally talking popups, ads between each post, oh man. It will be like streaming sports websites times 10.

But, actual 4chinners would have downloaded a script that blocks these ads. Newfags would have ads until they figure out what to do and redditors/9gaggers/whoever wanted to stir up trouble would have to sift through all that shit to do it.

>> No.651965

A webshop with boards as item categories
Basically something like Amazon

>> No.651992

>>651610
We just need a massive database for that, it's a viable idea.

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saucepls.so
pay like one dollar and you can get sauce on everything. The sauce plsers would post any info they have about the thing they want to find and the requests are then stored in a database. Any anon with too much time can then go and solve it. If they find the right sauce they get like 70 cent and the rest is moot-tax.

>> No.652451

It would be out of money in 10 days. Or less. Probably less.

>> No.652608

>>650573

We would sell shit jugs to 3rd world countries.

>> No.652785

>>651992
>what is scraping

>> No.652814

>>650573
Something like an internet private investigator focused on doxxing and trolling people for hire.

>Mfw our company is named Anonymous, LLC

>> No.652900

>>650573
Selling dank memes

>> No.653495

>>650573
I just opened my first business, after years of being a wage slave. It's an Art gallery/ jewelry store where I sell also designer perfumes ,colognes and beauty products. My store is located in the lobby of a mayor resort in the town that I'm currently living. It's been open only since dec-22 but last month Managed to make my first profits. I'm currently earning less than my last job , but I can see the potential to grow! If you are interested ask anything

>> No.653734

I took over the family business. I'm running two Northern Shrimp/Snow Crab fishing vessels in the North Atlantic.

Usually at sea for 2 to 3 days at a time. No better job in the world.

>> No.653743

>>653734
Have you met any of those Deadliest Catch bruhs?

>> No.653749

>>653743
No mang, they're fishing in the Bering Sea on the other side of the continent.

>> No.653755

>>653749
Oh my eyes glazed over the North Atlantic part. Do you fish with any Newfies?

>> No.653759

>>653755
I am one haha.

>> No.653924

>>650573

gambling, prostitution, and schemes.

It'd basically be Vegas. or Shanghai maybe.