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>be me
>obese
>literal micropenis
>so much estrogen bigger boobs than sister
>balding
>literally didn't finish middleschool
>crohn's disease
>don't know who biological parents are
>one friend entire life
>want to kill myself everyday
>live with parents until 24 years old
>start working at dollar store
>somehow meet girl
>lose virginity at 25
>wtf my life doesn't seem as shit anymore
>girlfriend pregnant
>suddenly terrified
>working 3 jobs
>go to doctor after taking a shit and noticing its white
>stage IV pancreatic cancer
>spread to liver
>going to die before meeting my child
>dont know what else to do besides beg and be called larper

I sold my car for ethereum including anything else that I have for value. Haven't told girlfriend yet, she thinks I'm just trying to live a healthier life-style which is why I sold my car.

Call me a faggot, call me a LARPer. I'm doing every little thing I can do in my power to help a daughter I will never meet.

I'm instructing that the Ethereum information be held for 3 years in my will.

If you have anything at all I'll take it. I'm much more of a faggot than Walter White but I want to make sure I don't leave behind absolutely nothing.

0x000c9B223398a9E25ba8555F6546D901f3B814Df

Sorry for being a faggot

>> No.6497213

>>6497134
Sage, mods ban this subhuman

>> No.6497545

timestamp with medical proof of pc

>> No.6497572

>>6497134
you sold your car for $1.36 (@ $1,310.04/ETH)
?
topkek

>> No.6497683

>>6497134
Reported for begging. Go scam a Nigerian.

>> No.6497748

haha owned

>> No.6497753

Die you fat bitch

>> No.6497824

How can you afford all the food?

>> No.6497869

>>6497134
go shill this on leftypol

>> No.6497934

no one cares about you, I personally fucking hate you.

>> No.6498087

>>6497134
Post your sistets panties

>> No.6498145

>>6497134
post dick or gtfo

>> No.6498237

The other day an anon told a story how he gave some crypto to a stranger from /biz/ long story short the stranger stole all of anon's bitcoin and then anon became an alcohol

>> No.6498273

>>6497824
Fuck off. It's actually much cheaper for me to eat unhealthy than to eat fucking salad and chicken breast every day.

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6498279

>>6497134

>> No.6498289

>>6498237
t-that's not possible unless the anon was retarded and accidently gave away his private key

>> No.6498331

jesus christ all you had to do was stop eating sugar

>> No.6498342

>>6497134
reported for begging
enjoy ur ban fatty

>> No.6498378

>>6498145
1 eth if u do this with timestamp

>> No.6498403

>>6497134
funniest post I read all day holy shit

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6498409

>>6498342
You’re doing god’s work anon

>> No.6498465

gonna need a timestamp

>> No.6498475

>>6497134
Ah sorry anon I'm a fellow crohns bro. Don't know how you stayed obese with crohns but good luck to you in the cancer battle.

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6498479

>>6497134
Reported, enjoy your ban you LARPY begging fat piece of shit.

>> No.6498503

>>6497134
op get some cbd it might help reduce tumor size

>> No.6498518

>>6497134
Provide proof of some of the provable statements you made or we will all be forced to assume you are a LARPer or pajeet.

>> No.6498522

>>6497545
This. If you want help give us evidence.
You should also try GoFundMe.

>> No.6498525

>>6498331
Haha this

>> No.6498548

>>6497134
This is \biz.

go back to \R9k

>> No.6498554

>>6497134
This is pasta

>> No.6498622

In the same situation as you except the cancer and crohns but you dont see me begging like a faggot

>> No.6498687

>>6497134
Reminder that you are the way you are right now because of the Jews, op I encourage you to go out like a man and prove to your future child that you are a fighter

>> No.6498698

>>6498273
Confirmed faggot. Bulk vegetables, eggs, chicken, grains, beans, etc are far cheaper than whatever shit you’re eating. It also doesn’t give you cancer.

>t. Used to eat all junk food but now save tons of money and eat far healthier food.

Inb4 “don’t have time”. Cooking takes almost no time. I’m married, working full time,and am a full time nursing student doing school and clinical rotation hours. There is no excuse.

I wanted to feel bad for you for a sec but gtfo here with that retarded shit.