[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 1.68 MB, 3264x2448, pot080509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647160 No.647160 [Reply] [Original]

Let's face it. There's no real way to make money legally, and if someone says there is they are lying. I spent the past year trying to make money legally and I didn't even make one penny, and I'm a fucking genius for fuck sake. I need tips on how to make money in illegal ways. I need $500-1000 dollars to leave my hicktown in the middle of nowhere. There's no crack or drugs here to sell so I'm stuck with almost no options. I'm going to go into peoples cars and steal their money and shit. Any tips on how to do that? Any other real ways to make money?

>> No.647168

>>647160

move and get a real job?

>> No.647172

>>647168
If I could leave I wouldn't be asking how to steal shit out of rednecks trucks so I can leave

>> No.647174

>>647160
>I spent the past year trying to make money legally and I didn't even make one penny, and I'm a fucking genius for fuck sake.

Dunning-Kruger effect

>> No.647178

>>647174
>Dunning-Kruger effect
No dude I'm literally a genius. I have a more effective and efficient mind then anyone I've ever seen. Intelligence does literally nothing for you in a hicktown. Even if you are albert Einstein, at the end of the day here, your only option is reaching your hand up a cows ass. I HAVE to leave.

>> No.647179

>>647178
Invent a machine that puts it's hand up a cows ass more efficiently than a man can. Billionaire.

>> No.647184

>>647178
>I have a more effective and efficient mind then anyone I've ever seen.

It's "than," genius.

>> No.647188

>>647178
"I'm a genius who is asking 4chan how to make money selling narcotics."
You might want to work on the narcissism first OP.
(Is your narcissistic rage flaring up?) (Did you just repress the memory of your narcissistic rage flaring up so you could deny it to me?) (Are you wondering how I could possibly know that?) (It's because I have/had narcissistic personality traits too. It's always a cover for an inability to process shame well that unfortunately causes a loop whereby you have to delude yourself every time you don't live up to your own absurd standards.) (You can break out of it by accepting your ability to feel shame and let it guide your decision making in a healthy way, without taking things extremely personally.) (Good luck.)

>> No.647189

>im a genius
>no real way to make money legally
>id sell crack if it was an option
>im a genius
clearly you're not a smart cookie. Why don't you apply to like Mcdonalds, Walmart, coffee shops, bars? Im sure you haven't looked hard enough.
post your resume and we'll help you out man

>> No.647191

>>647160
All the multi-billion dollar companies must be doing it illegally...

>> No.647193

>>647188
No I just want to leave my hicktown I don't care about money. I don't care if I live in a closet and bike to work. I just hate everything here.

>> No.647232

>>647160

op please grow up

>> No.647241

>>647193

You're honestly the most retarded genius I've ever heard of.

Surely you could unearth a scam of some kind with that great mind of yours?

Find out how to deepweb, go on EVO and check out the fraud section for inspiration. Plenty of guides out there.

You could also find a narcotic with a market gap, order it in bulk and push it to your buddies.

See, I'm not a genius and I thought of that in 2 minutes while having a shit.

>> No.647248

>>647160
What have done in life that makes you think you're a genius? You can't even think of a way to make money illegally.

>> No.647262

>>647160
If you rlly are as smart as you think, go to a uni and ask for a scholarship.

Otherwise, just go to the city. 1k is nothing, just find some work for a short period.

>> No.647302
File: 24 KB, 406x538, 998410_497926830276397_761491308_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647302

>>647241
This is arguably the best plan. Also OP, just admit to yourself that you're a faggot and you're not a genius, otherwise you wouldn't be asking strangers on the internet how to live your fucking life, you retarded cunt.

Perhaps you were one of those "grades don't matter hurr durr" stupid cunts and didn't study but still claim you're a genius, otherwise you'd be gone on a scholarship.

Or, even more likely, you're a stupid teenager who got bum-bothered regarding his parents and is thinking of running away from home for a couple of days, until the terrible anal pain subsides.

Regardless of the initial cause, your thread is fucking dumb, your plan is fucking dumb, and you are? Bingo! Now use this skill of basic deduction that you have just learned, go outside, enjoy the sunshine and get a job, you cretin.

>> No.647315

>>647160
>I'm going to go into peoples cars and steal their money and shit.

You're a fucking idiot if you can't learn this. There are guides available for free on this.

>> No.647323

> There's no real way to make money legally
> I'm a fucking genius

You're a loser with delusions of grandeur.

>> No.647325

Op, I truly hope you get shot in the face, you deserve it. Please post the town you live in so I can watch the news.

>> No.647328

>>647160
> There's no crack or drugs here to sell

> Supply/demand
> Travel to buy drugs
> Be the only guy in town with drugs to sell

It's really not that hard. How can you not figure that out, genius?

>> No.647336

>>647302
There's no sunshine to enjoy here. Just cold snow.

>> No.647337

guys OP is kind of right

consider that currently the "big ideas" of the year involve various re-inventings of the wheel which are more compatible with current entitlements laws. such as reinventing wrist support crutches to be more compatible with medicaid disbursements.

or reinventing cardiographs... to be more compatible with medicaid disbursements...

or rewriting medical systems filing tech to be more compatible with... obamacare disbursements...

the economy is majorly fucked up and the people who make the most money are just people who game the sets of laws, rather than produce actual productive goods and services.

this is a fact.

>> No.647341
File: 25 KB, 400x500, 1412429846015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647341

>>647160
start pimping out women

>> No.647342

>>647337
OP is an antisocial fucktard who can't get a job hookup.

>> No.647346

>>647342
right but jobs today are essentially disbursed on the basis of who is the most useful of idiots.

red tape stands in the way of hiring, so employers hire slaves instead of actually productive members of the workforce.

not to mention the barriers that fuck with startups and entrepeneurs.

OP might be retarded. but he's right about the situation.

>> No.647349

>>647262
>1k
How can I just go to a city? That 1k is to pay for a month or two of housing until I find work by begging for shit jobs as a waiter or in retail.

>> No.647353

>>647160
obey the small laws so you can break the big ones
>>647337
>>647346
best posts in thread

OP probably thinks "hurr im going to break bad like professor heisenberg", but look at it analytically, drugs are a mature industry, heavily competitive and already priced in, the police focus all their attention there. Instead you search for untapped markets, like exploiting obamacare loopholes.

Of course you need to get to the point where you can understand, study and identify loopholes like this, then design and market a product to get those disbursements.

>> No.647358

>>647346
>right but jobs today are essentially disbursed on the basis of who is the most useful of idiots.

No, it's entirely who you know. If you can pass the very basic social test of getting someone to say "you should hire this guy", you can get a job regardless of whether you are an idiot or a genius.

>> No.647365

>>647346

The barriers for startups and entrepreneurs, eh?

When I raised my $500k seed round I had VCs competing with each other to offer me the better term sheet. If you actually were a "genius," and not just another average Dunning-Kruger fuckboy imbecile, people fucking SCRAMBLE over one another to give you their money.

You and the OP should give serious thought to suicide.

>> No.647368

>>647160
Apply for college where you want to go, get grants or loans if you can't get grants, and use the money to get where you are going and get set up.

It's technically fraud so it counts as illegal, though no-one will ever call you on it. Be sure to drop your courses early so you get the maximum amount of money back.

>> No.647370

>>647160
>There's no crack or drugs here to sell so I'm stuck with almost no options.
Sounds like an opportunity. Import that shit and get the whole town hooked. Earn $$$$$

>> No.647372

>>647370
How in sam hill am I going to find crack. If I managed to get a crack plug in the city I'd stay in the city and just deal it while I'm homeless. Fuck this place.

>> No.647374

>>647365
^What this guy said.

>> No.647388

>>647365
Was this startup a physical product or software? And how did you get VCs to hear your proposal?

>> No.647390

>>647160

Drug game is for suckers. Real money is in counterfeit Tide from what I saw on some TV show a while back.

I'm sure your redneck ass can mix up some chemicals boy.

>> No.647410

>>647372
Use the internet, I'm sure a genius such as yourself knows how to buy drugs online using Tor and DNM's.

>> No.647416
File: 965 KB, 850x1276, 1409008464850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647416

>>647372
Where do you live? I can get you stuff (brown and white) if you live in Europe. Also it's much better to buy coke and cook it into crack yourself. Much more profit and better quality.

>> No.647417

>>647160
sell yourself on the corner, you dumb fuck

>> No.647429

>>647388

Education related software. I started by googling the most active ed tech VCs and the most active VC/angel groups in my state and sending information/applications to all of them.

One of the funds in my state took interest first, and committed some of the funds ($125k). I went back to the aforementioned edTech investors with my in state fund as a lead and thus commenced the competition.

>> No.647496

>>647160
>Let's face it. There's no real way to make money legally, and if someone says there is they are lying.
Correction: there's no real way to make loads of money legally.

>I spent the past year trying to make money legally and I didn't even make one penny, and I'm a fucking genius for fuck sake
If you didn't manage to make a penny in a whole year, you're most probably a mental defective.

> I need tips on how to make money in illegal ways.
You're a self-professed genius, figure it out yourself.

> There's no crack or drugs here to sell so I'm stuck with almost no options.
Drugs can be sold anywhere.
>I'm going to go into peoples cars and steal their money and shit.
Dumbest fucking idea ever. Will not net you anything in comparison to the amount of time you will serve in prison.

>Any tips on how to do that?
Step one: stop being a fucking retard and/or a troll.

>> No.647500

>>647390
>drugs for suckers
Yeah, that 500 billion USD yearly total market revenue sure is for suckers.

>counterfeit Tide
What the fuck is that?

Listen here, kid. If you want to earn money illegally, you get into these businesses:
1. Drugs
2. Prostitution
3. Firearms
4. Illegal big game hunting from which you aquire very expensive tusks.

>> No.647597

>>647184
incorrect usage of comma in this context, faggot.

>> No.647639

>Theres no real way to make money legally
>mfw I'm expecting a 400k NOK/ 52k$ a year job after college at the bare minimum
if thats not "money" to you I dont know

>> No.647642

>2015
>still falling for bait like this

>> No.647672

>>647160

OP you're not a genius. The fact that you think you're a genius is likely why you've struggled so much to make money.

Imagine you are a person with average or below-average intelligence and ability; THEN come up with your plan to get rich. If you are assuming you are a genius then any plan you make to get rich will likely be flawed, because you're not.

>> No.647679

>>647188
"Hey look guys i'm a psychic who understands the reasonin behind your thoughts on an insane level. I've never met you before and all I know about you is 1 message you've posted to me over an anonymous image board"

You're not as cued in on people as you think you are
I Hope you don't ever try to dismantle somebody like that and get in their heads ever again because it is extremely irritating to read and deal with

>> No.647684

>>647672
Step 1. Call a spade a spade.

This guy gets it.

>> No.647707

>>647193
then get on your fucking bike and leave. nobody likes you anyway.

>> No.647726

OP be honest, how old are you?

>> No.647732

Op for real no drugs in your area? Take advantage of your monopoly and start making your own or importing it from other parts of the country.

>> No.647754
File: 1.70 MB, 350x266, 1423599468979.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647754

>>647160
>Genius.
>Pleb-tier vocabulary.

>> No.647867

>>647178

Well Genius, You could just get like $200 together and open an ameritrade account.

I lived in a hick town, but I started investing in that shit a few years ago and now I'm starting to move up in the world. Sure I'm not a millionaire or anything but I got roughly a $100,000 in the bank which is way better than I ever had working for some local retail places.

I used to make like 40,000 bucks a year. There's plenty of ways to make money legally, you just gotta think latterly.

>> No.647873
File: 726 KB, 1244x2836, car hoping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647873

>>647160
I can't fucking believe I found this as quickly I did considering I hadn't seen it in years, but here you go.

>> No.647877

>Grow shrooms and weed in bulk
>Sell shrooms and weed in bulk
>MFW after harvest
Easy money when you have lots of land

>> No.647879

>>647597
It isn't, actually. Nice try, though.

>> No.647921

>>647597
No, he's correct. Therefore, you, sir, are, the, faggot.

>> No.647955

>>647873
I cant believe you found this

it's been too long

>> No.647967

>>647873
Risk/reward on this is fucked. Wouldn't try.

>> No.647984
File: 382 KB, 1197x1146, howtobeadegeneratenigger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647984

>>647160

>genius

Maximum overkek.

Anyway here's some shit courtesy of /k/.

>> No.647986
File: 241 KB, 1214x1680, how2heat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
647986

>>647984

>> No.647987

Pro tip

Buy 1 oz of chronic for no more than 250

>Sell the 29 packs for 20 a pop
>Congrats you now have 580
>Buy 2 more for no more than 450
>Rinse repeat

I don't advise a life of crime.
It rots your soul.
Take it from some on who knows

>> No.647988

genius? naw, more like narcissistic personality disorder.

Although I do agree that getting out of that situation is difficult. How old are you? If you're young, consider the military or job corps.

>> No.647989

>>647365
you know funding isn't the main barrier to startups, right?

0% interest liquidity is coming out of hte ears.

the government just literally does NOT WANT you to do certain things.

here's an example: private schools.

any business that the bureaucrats can't stick one of their goons in and take 40% of your revenue, the government doesn't want you to start

>> No.648113

>>647160
Eat shit and die motherfucker. You are obviously a child who never learned to not touch other peoples shit. Is it yours? Its not? Too fucking bad, you dont get to touch it. I live in some faggot ass hicktown too, but I fucking sack up everyday and drive an hour to work. Your laziness and immaturity is not a valid reason to steal other peoples hard work. Hopefully I catch your ass in my shit because I'll happily drill you from my front door. Hicktown folk don't have time or patience for your idiocy.

10/10 im rustled

>> No.648430

>>647597
Using commas around quotes is weird, but he is correct.

>> No.648448

If you're gonna be a shitter about it anyway and you live in a hick town and your plan is to fuck off for good when you've got 1500 bucks, there's 2 ways:

1. Give 50 hand jobs for 30 bucks a twist
2. Get some sugar, flower and salt, grind it up and sell fake meth to 15 hillbilly tweakers for 100 bucks for 2 grams. Line the sells up in advance, sell quickly and get the hell out of the trailer park.

Enjoy your new life.

>> No.648619

Read up in /biz/ and come up with a strategy. Doing something illegal is too high risk. Your going to look stoooopid 19yo with lipstick on tossing some hairy bikers dick.

Otherwise start stickin shit up your ass & get ready for Sancho in yo Azz Niga!

>> No.648623

>>648113
>Is it yours? Its not? Too fucking bad, you dont get to touch it
Property belongs to the man capable of taking it and defending it.

>> No.648953
File: 55 KB, 600x450, put-20-each-in-a-box.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
648953

>> No.649083

>>647867
Tell me more about that shit. fuck 100k. I'd be happier than a pig in shit for 5k.

>> No.649102

>>648953
kek

>> No.649115

>>647160
>and I'm a genius for fuck sake.
yea no.

>> No.649487

>>647160
>There's no real way to make money legally, and if someone says there is they are lying.
and jews did 9/11, we never went to the moon, and aliens sank the titanic

>> No.649493

>>647160
>There's no real way to make money legally

i guess making websites and software is illegal where you live?

>> No.649515

>>647160
There must be billions of ways to make real money. You are a retard.

>> No.649516

>>647349
Get a cheap minivan or station wagon with tinted windows, put a small mattress in the back also install curtains. Drive to whatever city your interested in and apply for jobs. Use a gym membership to shower (planet fitness is 10 per month)
Alternatively if your 30 or under you can get a year working holiday in australia or new zealand, they make way more and jobs are easy to get

>> No.649517

>>647178
>No dude I'm literally a genius
Sure you are genius. You sure showed us with your hot opinions fagtron.