Vemma / Verve Guys

[Anonymous No.645398]

Guys-

I'm super excited about this new business opportunity my fraternity brother presented to me. He is making almost $500.00 / Month selling this energy drink. THey might even give him a BMW

He keeps telling me how excited he is and i cant pass this up.

What do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.645401]

>>645398
i think there is literally no possibility that you could be a shill for that stupid drink

[Anonymous No.645402]

Do it OP, then use the proceeds to buy BTC! You'll be rich!

[Anonymous No.645406]

lol

Go for it dude. I'm pretty sure Bill Gates funded Microsoft by doing this

[Anonymous No.645410]

>>645398
500 revenue or 500 profit? And how many hours is he working for it? Because 500/mo for full time work would be piss poor.

Be sure to give him all your money for no tangible benefit, though!

[Anonymous No.645416]

>>645410
I don't know, hes super excited though.

[Anonymous No.645419]

>>645416
FUCK YEH IF HES SUPER EXCITED IT MUST BE FUCKEN AWESUM YEAAAH LETS GET EXCITED GUYS FUCK EYEEEEEEHAHHAHHAHHHH

Also, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.645434]

>>645419
Cool man thanks for the help.

[Anonymous No.645440]

>>645398
Do it OP :^). Don't you want to be your own boss? Don't you want to get rich and make it? This is the opportunity of a lifetime. To the moon!

[Anonymous No.645485]

#your money
SWAG

[Anonymous No.645509]

>>645398
Go for it! looks legit. and remember, fuk da haterzzz

[Anonymous No.645510]

>>645419
Im crying

[Anonymous No.645514]

Hey, Op when you sign up make sure you check the box so they can autoship you a pallet every month.


I was at the mirage last year the same time Verve had their convention. Shit was good so many hot verve chicks that I easily sweet talked

[Anonymous No.645527]

>>645398

I used to drink this shit. It rots your guts out, literally. You are better off drinking an asbestos and cocaine slurry.

I wear a collostomy bag now.

[Anonymous No.645531]

>>645398
>verve
Holy shit they tried to get me into this pyramid scheme back when i was in high school...
5 years ago...

OP, this site is for 18+ year olds

[Anonymous No.645537]

>>645398
High quality bait OP, very nice.

[Anonymous No.645566]

>>645402
/thread

[Anonymous No.646018]

>>645398
>buying into network marketing aka pyramid scheme
I shiggy diggy OP

[Anonymous No.646486]

As someone that used to work at their corporate office, I laugh at people who still somehow get sucked in.

[Anonymous No.646765]

>>646486
oh snap so did I. At their scottsdale office on their super old computers with the super old software

[Anonymous No.646768]

>>646765
the scam they had before was called new vision. I remember some of their software still had that name

[Anonymous No.646947]

>>645398
Just google Benson K Boreyko. He started going by BK Boreyko because his last scam didn't work out and didn't want people to find it easily. He is scum who just suckers young kids into this crap

[Anonymous No.646956]

>>645398
10/10. Chummed up the waters real good. I'm impressed.

[Anonymous No.646975]

>>645514
I figure the only good thing about joining Vemma is that its a good place to meet dumb girls. You could probably just pretend you're selling it.

If you have a real job you could pretend you're making 7000/wk just by living normally. You won't be the millionaire that the average vemma seller thinks she'll be but you'll still be making way more than she's ever seen a vemma seller make, besides the shills.

[Anonymous No.647029]

>>645398
This was good.

[Anonymous No.647043]

>>645419

[Anonymous No.647048]

>>645398
OP, if you aren't b8ing, it's one step removed from a pyramid scheme. I went through this last year myself, went to a hype meeting and everything, was the lelest thing ever and like this post >>645419