Heightmaxxing

[Anonymous No.6442405]

If you’re a manlet who’s making some serious gains off of crypto (I’m talking no less than a few hundred-thousands on your portfolio), yet is also in between the height range of 5’7” to 5’10”, then you’re an absolute fucking moron if you’re not considering on getting some highly expensive, safe, top-of-the-line, high quality $200k limb lengthening surgery in order to gain an extra 5-6 inches, no matter how secure or insecure you are with your height.

>b-but I’m already rich so w-why should people care about m-my short height
So you’re a rich manlet, good for you. Just because you have loads of money in crypto doesn’t mean you’ll naturally warrant the same kind of respect from most people (especially with attractive women) the same way a rich lanklet would.

Doesn’t matter if you have enough crypto to buy yourself a lambo or a nice house, at the end of the day you’ll still just be a manlet who happens to own a lambo or a nice house.

[Anonymous No.6442566]

bump

[Anonymous No.6442632]

his arms are too short
looks fucking weird
so instead of being short you'll look deformed

[Anonymous No.6442645]

>>6442405
Pretty comfy at 5'9" desu
I'm not wasting my gains on useless vanity shit

[Anonymous No.6442665]

>>6442405
Ok I'm 5'10'' and made 300k this past year on crypto, really, but I wouldn't trust a surgery to make me "taller." I'm already married so I don't care that much about the women, but I also don't give a shit how safe they say it is. It's not safe enough that I would consider it.

[Anonymous No.6442702]

do you have visible scars on the femurs after?
would she see them in bed?

[Anonymous No.6442710]

>>6442405

Why? Will this make giving no fucks and getting high every day more enjoyable?

[Anonymous No.6442739]

> Implying you will ever respect yourself knowing that you, as a man, had to get cosmetic surgery of any kind, like a female

[Anonymous No.6442749]

I would like to posses the ability to walk in my older years

[Anonymous No.6442771]

>>6442405
>cant do any physical activity ever again
>at least im 6 feet tall XD

insecure manlets LMAO

[Anonymous No.6442781]

>>6442405
i cant grow facial hair so becoming taller would make me look like a giant man baby

[Anonymous No.6442801]

aren't these sketchy surgeries only done in Russia?

guarantee longterm everyone who gets this done will suffer horrible pain in old age as the quack science slowly wears away

[Anonymous No.6442819]

If you actually do this you are retarded for taking 4chan memes too seriously.

[Anonymous No.6442824]

>>6442739
this

[Anonymous No.6442828]

>>6442665
>>6442801
there’s a couple places in NA (one in Florida and another in Canada) where you could pretty much have the safest, low-risk procedures done (hence it being a shit-ton more expensive than if you were to get it overseas for a fraction of the cost + higher risk factor)

[Anonymous No.6442831]

>>6442665
Manley detected

[Anonymous No.6442845]

Stop being retarded guys.
Do you have any idea how fucked up your body would be after that?
Just buy yourselves an ultra high quality inversion table and get an inch or so plus improved lower back health.

[Anonymous No.6442863]

IDK, the bone should be fine, actually stronger than normal bone. Unclear about the elongated soft tissue and nerve bundles though.

[Anonymous No.6442872]

>>6442405
Lol he fucked up his proportions.
>20000$
Lifts are way cheaper

[Anonymous No.6442879]

>>6442749
>>6442771
>>6442845
see >>6442828

[Anonymous No.6442903]

>>6442405
I'm 6'2 should I do this? legs aren't that long really

[Anonymous No.6442927]

lmao this would phuck your shit up so bad. Good luck ever being able to run properly again

[Anonymous No.6442948]

Fit has done some serious mental damage to some anons. I feel bad.

[Anonymous No.6442960]

>>6442405

when you think people on 4chan cant get more pathetic, THIS thread appears

[Anonymous No.6442977]

>>6442927
>>6442845
see >>6442828

[Anonymous No.6442978]

>>6442903
why would you want to be taller than 6'2", that's like optimal height?

[Anonymous No.6442996]

>>6442405

Fucking manlets.

I bet the dumb bitch next to him height shamed him into literally cracking both of his shins in half because she wanted to still be able to wear heels.

Poor fucker has arms which barely even fall past his dick.

[Anonymous No.6443013]

>>6442978

[Anonymous No.6443031]

this thread is so cringe

[Anonymous No.6443047]

Kek, watch this post-op vid, shit looks floppy af

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nELi8YrjQBg&ebc=ANyPxKqCIhAyhHqjHkjv5F-QqDolaK_J8Rh8IzPEjATLWX0Zq_3X-v9TSUsUgadkaRSuKUvpWLvqSDQOWejNmpy4M68fvROvnw

[Anonymous No.6443081]

This is like dick lengthening surgery. Stay the fuck away. It fucks your body up. Even the "safer" methods. Its just one step away from going under the knife with a mad scientist.

[Anonymous No.6443083]

>>6442405
How would you stretch nerve fibers 6 inches? Nerves regenerate at 1mm/day or so, so you'd have to wait like 3 months before you could even move your feet again, and that's a maybe

How do you stretch arteries and veins? you could end up with arterial insufficiency and need amputations

Muscles should be OK

skin would be seriously stretched and probably have stretch marks

giant scars on both legs

I'm 6'3" so I don't care, but if someone could make people taller that surgery would be extremely sought after, this just seems too hard to pull off to be practical.

[Anonymous No.6443087]

ITT: manlet cope

[Anonymous No.6443094]

>>6442405
your post exhales insecurity
i have a feeling you're a self-hating manlet

[Anonymous No.6443121]

>>6442405
That would fuck your kids until you can afford direct genetic alterations. Just find a tall woman so your kids won’t hate you.

[Anonymous No.6443148]

>>6442405

If you payed $200k for heightmaxxing, you getting ripped off heavy. In Chicago I got heightmaxxed for $165k and it was from one of the leading heightmaxxing clinics in the midwest. Let me guess, you live in California? What a cuck. Enjoy your $3k rent.

[Anonymous No.6443155]

>>6442405
6'1" here

consider suicide

[Anonymous No.6443158]

>>6442405
What's the point of heightmaxxing when your face is like 90% of what makes you attractive?

Seems like a shitty ROI.

If you need female validation then consider plastic surgery instead.

[Anonymous No.6443171]

>>6443083

Yeah then for the rest of your life you have fucked up leverage because your shins are too long for the rest of your body.

[Anonymous No.6443201]

>>6442405
it makes me sad that someone is so afraid of what others think of him that not only is he willing to go under the knife but pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in order to be what someone else wants him to be. I'm sorry you can find inner peace, anon.

I hate to say that this "high quality $200k limb lengthening surgery" won't make you happy and neither will your crypto gains.....

[Anonymous No.6443257]

>>6442405
extremely beta mindset you have. hope this post is a joke

[Anonymous No.6443260]

>>6442405
Orthopaedic surgeon here.
Do not get this procedure done unless you are achondroplasic or have some other bony deformity/ LL discrepancy.
If you have this done for cosmetic reasons, you are in risk of some serious complications, especially in old age. You might not be able to walk by the time you are 70+.

I'm 5'6, and I don't let it get to me. Learn to live with your height, man the fuck up. Cosmetic surgery is for plastic bimbos, not men.

[Anonymous No.6443290]

>>6443171
That makes no sense...

[Anonymous No.6443305]

>>6442405
>5’10”
>gain an extra 5-6 inches
Why stop there, are you a brainlet on top of being a manlet? 6'+ is where it's at, clearly.

[Anonymous No.6443334]

>>6443201
/thread

[Anonymous No.6443343]

>>6443260
How do they manage nerves? They can regenerate down tracts but it would have to basically regrow the length of your leg which would take like a year...

[Anonymous No.6443376]

>>6443305
>5’10 + 5in. = 6’4”

Are you such a retard that you can’t do basic math?

[Anonymous No.6443393]

>>6443013
i dont think you would steal any girl being 6'4 that you wouldn't be able to steal being 6'2

[Anonymous No.6443414]

>>6442405
Nah I rather not. I’ll stay 5’7” and pay hookers if I have to. If I can’t get a gf I’ll just pay a symbiote and have my parents or a house maid take care of him/her or myself if I decide to take off from work to stay with her/him. I understand the insecurity but I rather be lonely than fuck with my body

[Anonymous No.6443428]

>>6443201
this

[Anonymous No.6443441]

>>6443305
Rather not look like a skinny lanky fuck like that.

[Anonymous No.6443442]

>>6443201
Highest quality post in this entire thread. Just get some shoes with taller heels and quit giving so much of a fuck about what other people think. It's YOUR fucking life and YOUR fucking money. Use them however the fuck you want. But then again I don't know what being a manlet is like.

[Anonymous No.6443455]

>>6442405

Lol you are insane. Sounds like a great idea to get some fucking peg legs so I can look like a disproportionate monstrosity and never be able to perform at a high level doing a any of the things I love

It is honestly sad knowing that you faggots and virgins actually think any of the superficial bullshit you can buy with money is going to grant you a partner or life worth having, if you are a vapid neet who plays games and shitposts all day you're fucked regardless, no amount of money is going to make you a pleasant or interesting person if you can't break out of your literally retarded blue pill/red pill/black pill/purple pill idiosyncratic factors...

Seriously, learn to love yourself, faggots.

[Anonymous No.6443472]

>>6443290

Are you retarded?

Muscles and joints act as levers in a body to create movement around a fulcrum.

Your body is usually relatively proportioned from thousands of years of evolution to enable you to efficiently use those levers.

If you increase the length of your shins, you fuck up the balance between the knee joint and the rest of your body, so when you perform certain movements involving that joint acting as a fulcrum, you are in turn moving less efficiently in that axis.

[Anonymous No.6443497]

>fucking up your proportions and ability to use your legs while aging for 200k

no thanks

[Anonymous No.6443514]

>>6443376

5'10+ 5 would be 6'3" retard

[Anonymous No.6443540]

>>6442739

as a 5'3 manlet who gets girls easily on tinder with inferior genetics I agree.

Don't want to suck my dick? Another girl will. Also no one is touching my crypto.

[Anonymous No.6443590]

>>6443343
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2298769

Nerve damage is one of the main complications, and it's very hard to deal with. Lengthening your bones = stretching your nerves, which is not something the body is designed to endure. It's not even a surgical thing, it's literally luck of the draw regarding your own personal anatomy/physiology whether your nerves will end up damaged following the procedure. In achondroplasic patients, at least 1/4 will end up with some degree of nerve damage following the LL procedure. I've seen some end up on painkillers for life to deal with the constant neuropathic pain.

[Anonymous No.6443603]

>break your legs for 1 million dollars
>never run, hike, swim, jump again
>chronic pain
>end up in a wheelchair at 40
>never respect yourself again
At least I gained 2 inches!

[Anonymous No.6443610]

>>6442405
kys roastie

[Anonymous No.6443641]

>>6442405
Fucking embarrasing mate. I pity the manlets that are so pathetic to get this surgery.

Brb no sports, lifting, etc for the rest of your life. But hey at least you're 5'10 now! kek. Not to mention that your reach would be fucking embarrassing and your weight wouldn't scale with the femur length increasing. Basically you'd be a weak as fuck male at that height.

[Anonymous No.6443675]

>>6442405
And he can never run again without breaking his fucking legs. This shit is transgender tier of fucked up in the head.

[Anonymous No.6443697]

>>6442405

>beta pussyboi gives a fuck what poorfags and nocoiners think
>fuck off back to Zuckerface and post pics of your latte

[Anonymous No.6443719]

>>6443047
this honestly makes me sick just looking at it

[Anonymous No.6443792]

>>6442405

[Anonymous No.6443921]

>>6443792

lol is this such a common problem that people make comics about it? wow

[Anonymous No.6443952]

>>6443792

[Anonymous No.6444011]

>>6442405
But why though? What is the pragmatic reason for LL surgery?

>to git the gurlz bro!!

Is that really the goal in life? We are millionaires. We can change the course of history. We can be more influential than Jesus Christ. We can re-build western society so that we have reconciled religion and science.

Maybe then we won't have nihilists and anti-scientists expounding gender-relativism, infinite genders, the idea that the truth is what you make it. No. When you ignore the truth, you get eaten.

[Anonymous No.6444019]

>>6443792
/thread
manlets never learn

[Anonymous No.6444104]

>>6443792
Good meme. Saves some of these incels from thinking it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.6444125]

>>6443792
>not understanding manlet status is a state of being

[Anonymous No.6445066]

6'1" here.
Would unironically trade 5 inches vs 500k if i could. Or give muh dick to some rich dicklet vs the same amount of $. Don't use it anyway, so why the fuck not. I'm a poorfag incel and gave up on women a long time ago. Sex is a meme, money is real.

[Anonymous No.6445471]

>>6442632
>short arms is an abomination in the eyes of the lord
>athletic ape factor long arms are considered gud
I'm 1.88m with a 1.94m armspan. My arms look lanky as fuck and thin as shit even though I can do 33 pullups and am pretty fit. I can' put my hands in my pockets because it'll look weird, my arms are too long

[Anonymous No.6445545]

Very comfy at 6'7" here

[Anonymous No.6445635]

>>6442632
His arms are not short. You're fucking retarded.
>>6442405
I'm 6'2, don't need lengthening surgery. But I do hate my thin back/small ribcage.

[Anonymous No.6445759]

>>6442645
this
lol at losers caring about this stuff

[Anonymous No.6445867]

>>6442863
>IDK, the bone should be fine, actually stronger than normal bone.
That's the problem dummy. It wears down your real bone over time and will eventually cause severe pain just walking around. Everyone I know that has had this done started complaining about pain after a few years.

The only reason to do this is to appease roasties, and if you're willing to sacrifice your health and life to appease a roastie, you should just kys

[Anonymous No.6445910]

is there a similar procedure for your dick?
asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.6445990]

>>6442405
insecure faggots. Literally no one give a shit about this unless you do.

[Anonymous No.6446013]

but i like being a turbo manlet

[Anonymous No.6446032]

>>6442405

I’m 5’4 so I’m fucked either way. Being 5’7 from surgery won’t help me. Plus I like to play sports and leg surgery can cripple your ability to run ever again.

[Anonymous No.6446089]

>>6445471
>I'm 1.88m with a 1.94m armspan. My arms look lanky as fuck and thin as shit even though I can do 33 pullups and am pretty fit. I can' put my hands in my pockets because it'll look weird, my arms are too long
This must be like the male equivalent of anorexia. No one cares about your stupid arms. Most athletes actually have a slightly longer armspan than height, just like you do. Women like apes.

[Anonymous No.6446095]

>>6445471
>33 pullups and am pretty fit
you mean push ups?

[Anonymous No.6446102]

>>6442405
>this many serious replies to an obvious as fuck bait thread

wew lad

[Anonymous No.6446105]

>>6445910
yeah its much cheaper too. can get 1-2 inches homie

[Anonymous No.6446121]

The way some people go on about height on the 4chans you'd think no one under 5'9" has ever managed to have sex in the history of mankind

[Anonymous No.6446172]

>>6442405
Get this if you're an ugly little bitch with shit personality looking for excuses on why life is hard.
5'7 height has never been an issue for anything in my life.

[Anonymous No.6446202]

>caring about opinions of women enough to spend hundreds of thousands on your appearance

[Anonymous No.6446203]

>>6446121
It is true that taller people have it easier in terms of getting laid, but yeah it's not the be all end all.

[Anonymous No.6446211]

>>6442405
It seems like that would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.6446253]

>>6446211
For you.

[Anonymous No.6446322]

>>6446253
you just made my day anon

[Anonymous No.6446340]

>>6443148
More info?

[Anonymous No.6446392]

>>6442405
>tfw 6'1" and rich.
>will never have to get my legs broken in in some 3rd world shithole just to have respect.

Feels good being wealthy and genetically superior. 6'0-6'3" is perfect male height. Do you also know how painful it is to get done? Also kiss goodbye being able run, or do any physical activity without being in tons of pain. If you're a manlet just move to Asia or an area with low average height.

[Anonymous No.6446397]

>>6442405
TFW 1.93m with 600k in crypto.

[Anonymous No.6446440]

This surgery comes with the delayed side effect of not being able to walk within 15 years. Not to mention, the rest of your body will be out of proportion, particularly the clavicles. You will look stupid.

I study morphogenic proteins, some of which have successfully been used to reopen growth plates and induce bone cell formation. But I fucking hate everyone on this board. I come here for memes and to dump bags.

[Anonymous No.6446447]

>>6443792
Holy fucking shit I laughed

[Anonymous No.6446462]

Man it feels good being 6'1"

[Anonymous No.6446469]

>>6442632

Ya those are some baby arms.

Maybe fatty mcfatface should have just hit the gym instead of being such an insecure cuck. short dudes who can lift look like tanks, and they'll get more respect than some lanky fatass who gets penis enlargement done on their legs...

[Anonymous No.6446479]

>>6442405
Fuck that. I'm MGTOW. I never would have had the insight, time, and money to invest in crypto 2 Yeats ago if I was a married fool with kids. I'm sitting on millions in gains because Im a man that fends for myself in this world. Enjoy buying my bags you fucking stupid mangina cucks. I'm diversifying my wealth into the next big boom (humanoid robots) instead of buying useless crap to satisfy some selfish lying woman. You manginas can buy my bags when that boom is over.

[Anonymous No.6446499]

>>6446392
>mfw less than 2% of global population is over 6'
>mfw being a statistical outlier is somehow a good thing

[Anonymous No.6446541]

>>6443792
>A manlet made this
THE ULTIMATE COPE

[Anonymous No.6446549]

>>6442405
Cringe. I'm 5'8" which is average-ish height. Height in men is the same as boob size in women. Not a big deal at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.6446561]

>>6446397
Go away CHAD

[Anonymous No.6446562]

>>6442405
>tfw 6'
>tfw 8" dick
>tfw make 200k/year
>tfw socially retarded, never had a gf more than a week
I wish I was larping

[Anonymous No.6446577]

just boost your height bro thatll make you confident haha

i respect ugly manlets with tons of confidence more than 6'2 chads because that confidence was earned. friend of a cousin had new women every week yet he's like 5'6, you just have to stop being a pussy. you know when you walk and become self aware of your movements you start walking weird, well its like that being too self aware and start tripping

[Anonymous No.6446590]

>>6442405
just date asian chicks

[Anonymous No.6446645]

>wasting crypto gains to compromise skeleto-muscular integrity with plastic leg inserts

Kys op you fucking stupid idiot

[Anonymous No.6446653]

>>6446499
More than Half the world is malnourished chinks, poos and niggers. Most wealthy successful 1st world men are tall, now go away manlet.

[Anonymous No.6446664]

>>6446095
Lmao no, 270 kg deadlift, 245 squat, 155 bench @ 94 kg. Perhaps that anon is right and I just have arm bigorexia

[Anonymous No.6446674]

>>6442405
I am not sure which is more pathetic, this or boob jobs.

[Anonymous No.6446675]

>>6446392
as a guy who's 6'6, anyone under 6'2 looks the same size to me. You are inferior

[Anonymous No.6446692]

>>6446440
>this idiot actually thinks you'll have to walk in 15 years time

lad we'll be riding around on robot dogs you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.6446740]

>>6446645
but they'll look so pretty afterwards anon. and isnt that the most important thing in life?

[Anonymous No.6446779]

>>6446562
You have literal ez mode, all you need to do is change your state of mind and also lose the weight if youre a fatty. You're the only thing holding you back

[Anonymous No.6446790]

>>6446541
FACE > HEIGHT isn't a cope it's just reality.

[Anonymous No.6446800]

I’m 5’5” and I would rather have a bigger dick

[Anonymous No.6446807]

>>6446499
literally 90% of ceos are over 6'

[Anonymous No.6446815]

>>6446740

Sure for faggots and bitches.

Of course we all knew OP is a fag.

[Anonymous No.6446863]

[Anonymous No.6446871]

>>6446790
Height is literally the first thing girls notice. Let's be honest you could be an 9/10 manlet yet get rejected a lot easier than if you were a 7/10 lanklet.

[Anonymous No.6446901]

>>6446863
that faggot is literally standing on his tip toes

[Anonymous No.6446974]

>be 5'11" and tell everyone I'm 6'0"

Who devilish here?

[Anonymous No.6446975]

[Anonymous No.6447011]

>>6446800
No you wouldn't. What's the point in having a big dick if you'll never get the chance to use it.
>>6446863
Is this just male high heels?

[Anonymous No.6447022]

>>6446089
you cannot do 33 pull ups. shut up.

[Anonymous No.6447027]

>Be 5'8, 24
>Other than height pretty good genetics
>Great Jaw line
>Great face
>Skin looks great
>Work out for years
>Great body
>Abs, traps, good arms, lean 150 but people think im about 170
>Good teeth
>Good haircut
>Only sometimes occasionally run into the dumb bitch who thinks height is the end all be all
>Gone out with multiple gorgeous women, some in their 30s with money, some in their 40s who were fucking cougars or milfs
>Fuck girls my age
>Gone out with pornstars (I live in vegas, opportunity to run into them here)

Who cares

[Anonymous No.6447034]

>>6446871
These days 90% of hookups happen via tinder,.

Pretty manlet - 100+ matches a day.

Average face lanklet - 0.3 matches a day.

[Anonymous No.6447035]

>>6446863
she's going to weigh 200lbs in 5 years

[Anonymous No.6447059]

>>6447027
"...and then everyone clapped"

[Anonymous No.6447060]

6ft 6 master race reporting in.
PSSS UK door height is 6 7. My quiff skims it every time.

[Anonymous No.6447076]

>>6447027
>Gone out with pornstars

Being with a degenerate whore is an accomplishment now? lmao

[Anonymous No.6447077]

6'1 here. Considering doing this just for an extra 1-2'. I usually just wear lifts, but is it less harsh on your body if you just do 1-2'?

[Anonymous No.6447080]

>>6447034
Women on tinder want to know your height

[Anonymous No.6447085]

>>6447027
>>/fit/
manlet

[Anonymous No.6447099]

>>6447027
>end all be all

[Anonymous No.6447128]

>>6447077
Are you Dutch?

[Anonymous No.6447152]

>>6446974

>Be 6'0
>Tell everyone shorter than me I'm 5'10 just to brake their self esteem even more

[Anonymous No.6447157]

>>6442405
I love skiing and snowboarding and this makes you legs very weak forever
So no

[Anonymous No.6447175]

>>6447080
Out of thousands of tinder convos I've been asked my height maybe twice.

But I'm not in burgerland so maybe it's different over here.