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The best of /biz/ ITT

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>> No.6439350

Someone please post the Eminem Stan song with the ChainLink lyrics please, that was hilarious lmao

>> No.6439361

>>6439063
this is my motivation as well, fucking roasties

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>>6439350
Fuck it, I'll do it myself. This was epic.

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>>6439000
nice trips

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>> No.6440284

MOAR

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>>6439251
>>6439277
>>6439346
lmao. I got nothing /biz/ related.

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>> No.6440459

>>6439188
Wouldn't be so bad if that asset would at least agree to wear the fucking bag on its head

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>> No.6440481

>>6440365
Die normalfag! Back to social media with you! You must lurk at least 3 years before posting.

>> No.6440570

>>6439361
>this is my motivation as well, fucking roasties


I don't care how petty or shallow it makes me seem, I will make enough money to BTFO of my ex-girlfriend and pay her a pittance to suck me off and then dump her for a ten

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>>6440365
lurk more

>> No.6440757

>>6440570
The only reason I got into crypto was because I needed money to move to her country. She dumped me instantly when she moved back and got a new bf days later. Once I have that lambo money I'll roll up to her place in an airship and show her what she's missing out on

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From the time before Crypto

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>> No.6441145

>>6440479

That fucking thread killed me LMAO

>> No.6441193 [DELETED] 

Screen shotting threads is reddit
Sage

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Twitter.com/SergeyOnazarETH

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What do when she gives you this look?

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>>6440570
>>6439361
>>6439063
Hello.....

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>>6439277
>>6439346
I literally have no idea what any coin I've invested in does. Started in December, up 2.5x

>> No.6442621

>>6442573
>pointy chin
that's a dude

>> No.6442624

>>6439591
my fucking sides

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>>6439451
slim sergey

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>>6442667

>> No.6442706

>>6441145
>>6440479
Is there no fucking biz archive? I want to go through this

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>>6442706
have you tried googling "biz archive" you useless shit

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>> No.6442880

YOU DIDN'T INCLUDE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>> No.6442986

>>6439087
I'm dying this is too good

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>> No.6443144

>>6442777
It's funny because this dumbass probably sold his eth and is missing out on the current bull run

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>> No.6443391

>>6442667
>>6442695
Legendary thread

>> No.6443415

>>6443294
my sides

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Never forget Digimarines

>> No.6443636

>>6443356
What the fuck. This guy has to be poor third world trash but the English is too good.

>> No.6443677

>>6439063
honestly i feel this. I need everyone in my life that's ever met me to know i'm better than them. It may sound pathetic but it's true

>> No.6443723

>>6443496
probably censored the address as no bitcoin paid lol

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>> No.6444003

>>6443902
Topfuckingkek

>> No.6444043

anybody have caps from the golem conference debacle? i laughed for hours on end that day

>> No.6444068

>>6444043
oh shit i remember
fuck where is it

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>>6439063
Top fucking kek

>> No.6444079

>>6443933
Hahhaha dieser scheiß straßenköter

>> No.6444123

>>6439087
I can't stop fucking laughing kek

>> No.6444162

>>6444079
... <: ich bins

chill du mal ich hab allen die mir geschrieben haben ihr geld zurück gegeben D:

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the infamous toilet conference

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american psycho /biz/ edition

>> No.6444342

>>6443902
Kek good idea

>> No.6444372

>>6440479
>Buy high, sell low
A tru /biz/nissman

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>>6444320

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>>6444320
>mfw my screenshot is still in someone's possession

Though the webm someone made is really high quality

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>>6444418

>> No.6444546

>>6443356
KEKEKEKEKE 8/8, gr8 can't rel8

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>>6440479
i'm kekking so hard right now

>> No.6445043

>>6444473
>>6444418

More of these please.

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>> No.6445287

This one tickles me

>>/biz/thread/S5785885

>> No.6445335

>>6440365
I swear all nip girls I've of are fucking stupid like this

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>> No.6445432

>>6445335
I've met*

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>>6443636
>What the fuck. This guy has to be poor third world trash but the English is too good.

Most ESL third worlders have a far better english than most ameritards

>> No.6446145

>>6439950
I do this 50 times a day my tax return is gonna be 8mllion pages long

>> No.6446254

>>6439063
Is this me?

>> No.6446323

>>6439063
lmao

>> No.6446398

>>6443192
one of my all time faves

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Anyone remember the "flippening?

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>> No.6446749

>>6446643
That's actually kinda cute

>> No.6446903

>>6446749
If she's not an anime chick it's not cute just gross

>> No.6446955

>>6442777
LMAO I actually remember this one!

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>>6440479
>reverse arbitrage

>> No.6446966

>>6439188
this is why im not getting married till im 40 to a 20 year old slut i import from eastern europe

>> No.6447071

>>6439063
This is me except for the girl part
I want to rub it in to my family.

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Ups, I accidently all ETH

>> No.6447540

>>6439063
This is why it's so important to start having girlfriends at the latest in high school. This shit haunts people for their entire life when in reality having that "perfect girl" will eventually be as boring as everything else you're taking for granted right now.

>> No.6447620

>>6442841

kek

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>> No.6447851

>>6447776
Goddamnit, so close to quads

>> No.6447957

>>6439087
topKEK

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It's this.

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Sorry for red I like sleep

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I love that one, that's me RN, my sister just came and said "I heard about btc, wow, you must be rich" then I lose it all.

>> No.6448639

>>6443496
WE ARE NOT. FUCKING. SELLING.

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>>6439063
>>6439361
>>6440570
>>6440757
>>6443677
>>6446254
>>6447071
If you are trying to impress people that put you down for being a loser you are already conceding you are inferior to them, because to you, they are the motor of your self agrandizement while to them you are just someone not worth the time, besides, money doesn't make such an impression on people, the best you can get from anyone by flaunting your wealth is "woah i wish i had that money",hardly, if anyone, will actually think "man I wish I had done nice things to anon so he would give me some money" (why would you want people reacting like that anyway? by desiring this you are recognizing your only value to others as a human can only come from the money you have).

Look, if you want to rub success on people that you don't like, actually be successful, work towards a good life of prosperity, knowledge and self improvement, wealth more times than not, is just a byproduct of being successful, not what makes you successful.

You know what impresses people? Skills, you can't buy skills, you can buy instruction and tools, but you can't buy actually learning something and being excellent at it, so try that instead of "muh lambo", it will be better for you and it will make others and yourself comprehend your value.

>> No.6448786

>>6439166
i do this ALL THE TIME FUCK

>> No.6448984

>>6448646
t. read eckhart tolle once

>> No.6449133

>>6439087

I was the JEwJEw lmao. Good times.

>> No.6449205

>>6446749
Fuck you

>> No.6449213

>>6448984
that's not an argument and I don't even know who that is lmao.

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>>6448646
I've just been learnt. Then corrected. And then re-learnt again. Thanks anon.

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>>6439277
>>6439346
Literally me. Not even memeing. I bought shit for 10k a few months ago and kept buying red and selling green. Im at almost 70k now and i dont even know what a blockchain is. I have never read more than two sentences of a whitepaper because i think its too long and boring to actually read through that shit so i just buy stuff that has a lot of red candles and sell it when they are green.

>> No.6449413

>>6443048
>>6443055
>>6443192
>>6443356
beautiful. once you get in the mood you can laugh yourself to tears

>> No.6449418

>>6449205
>muh secred club language
>reeee normies are trying to use our maymay words

Why are you so angry?

>> No.6449457

>>6440868
>From the time before Crypto
But /biz/ was formed to keep the crypto spam out of /g/

>> No.6449616

>>6448984
>>6449213
good shit thats what it is

>> No.6449637

>>6448430
isn't that a bit... excessive anon?
good meme though but i can barely even see the wojacks on my nice screen

>> No.6449656

>>6449251
Youll make it son

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>>6440479
I remember this thread. Good times.

>> No.6450026

>>6447321
whats the story on this?

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>>6449707
>good times
>thread not even 1 week old

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>>6444043

>> No.6450899

>>6440479
Can anyone explain to me how and why did he fucked up?


New here

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>>6450899

>> No.6451151

>>6447540
True. Also, ouch.

>> No.6451280

>>6451151
I'm 22 and KHV. Wait are you saying this caused a permanent mental thing that will haunt me? Or at least the guy you are responding to says that.

>> No.6451307

>>6450026
Guy was messing around with the Party multi sig wallet library. There was a flaw in the contract and he accidentally froze $155m

>> No.6451380

>>6450899
You're supposed to buy the coins at a cheap place and sell them at the expensive place.

He did the opposite by accident, bought them expensive and sold them cheap.

>> No.6451423

>>6450899
Imagine XRB is 20$ on Kucoin and 10$ on bitgrail
Ideally (excluding transaction fees etc), you could buy XRB on bitgrail for 10$, transfer it to KUcoin and sell it there for 20$. Aka quick 100%.
This faggot bought on kucoin and transfered it to bitgrail, aka instead of going 100% up he went 50% down

>> No.6451471

>>6451423
Couldn't he just do the same thing in reverse?

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heh

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>>6440479
lost.

>> No.6451969

>>6448430
kek

>> No.6452034

>>6448435
lol

>> No.6452088

>>6443902
Trying this

>> No.6452102
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>> No.6452212

>>6451280
You can improve your situation but some of the pain will always be there.

Learn not to identify with that narrator in your head that causes you to be anxious about the future and guilty/regretful about the past. You may not have a choice to go back in time and have those meaningful relationships you missed out on, but you do have a choice to not allow it to turn you into a bitter person.
Just remember that the worst thing your feelings can do to you is make you feel them.

And for the second part, learn not to put women (or anyone else) on a pedestal. Getting a gf is not going to fix your life, only you can do that. The sooner you learn this the better.

>> No.6452244

>>6439063
Well then you're desparate and are prone to buying bags, youll be pajeets pet monkey unless you actually know that its going to take some time and effort to find the right coins

>> No.6452324

>>6445381
I hope he did.

>> No.6452560

>>6449251
The Chad Trader

>> No.6452592

>>6451610
this ones always been a personal favourite

>> No.6452596

>>6444445
AAAAA FUCKING KEK

>> No.6452976

best times were big bang theory live discussion times

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>> No.6453474

>>6443902
>6443902
How do you get hold of DMT?

>> No.6453528

>>6451471
Yes, this is called arbitrage. It's what he intended to do, but he fucked up

>> No.6453713
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Does anyone have the one where some anon tricked another anon into buying his bags? He made it seems like he fucked up and posted it on /biz/ and told people not to buy and some anon did but the prices where fucked and he got scammed.

>> No.6453744

>>6453065
kek

>> No.6453824
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Recent one

>> No.6453939

>>6439000
>>6439063
>>6439087
>>6439142
>>6439166
>>6439218
>>6446643
>those filenames
kill yourself

>> No.6454293

>>6440479
Yesterday, there was a thread about somebody who bought less than 1 adshare with 46 ETH (he reversed the ratio), then there was a thread where someone traded 1.4 ETH for zero ( 0 ) of some other currency, then there have been several threads of people sending ETH to BTC addresses and shit, but this one.
This one really made me laugh.

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>>6454293
I saved the order book

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>>6453713
here

>> No.6454879

>>6439063
I intend to pull a Trailer Park Boys and pay one or two people to fuck off permanently and never interact with me again
>>6448646
that's nice and all but there's a third guy who I just want to make feel awful who is the most money-obsessed person I've ever met
if I had more money than him he would want to fucking die

>> No.6454988

>>6454639
fuck dude.

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>>6454771
Thank you. He got fucked hard.

>> No.6455177

>>6447540
So much this, i am 28 yo, had a gf when i was 15 which i banged daily for a year, slept with 4 other girls before i turned 20.
Haven't been with a girl since, i am a born again virgin - without the hatred or glorifying of women.
It should be mandatory for every boy to have sex with a prostitute once he turn 16 - would solve a large chunk of the world problems.

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>>6439000

>> No.6455311

>>6443192
Spending a depreciating asset is retarded
t. Bought a car when bitcoin was worth 1k with bitcoin

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>>6440868
does anybody have that pic

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>>6448646
glad i'm not the only one on this board who isn't completely fucked in the head

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>>6439087
JewJew's Bizarre Finances

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>>6451307
which are still, indefinitely frozen unless the devs agree to include a fix via a fork