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Hey /biz/ what is 1+1?

>/sci/ says you won't be able to get this

>> No.640600

100% ROI

>> No.640605

That's a split, but I'm more concerned with bluechipping it anyways.

I'm not complaining though.

>> No.640634

Give it to me and I'll make it 3

>> No.640637

bout tree fiddy

>> No.640641

before tax or after tax?

>> No.640645

>>640596
acording to most mathematicians, it'salmost 2, but will never be 2.

I can't be arsed to post the explanation here, just google it.

>> No.640647

A 100% profit

>> No.640651

My used to tell me:
"-What's 2+2 ?
-That's 4...
-Nope, 3 when you're buying, 5 when your selling"

So I'll say, 1 when buying and 3 when selling

>> No.640658

>>640596
I'm not answering that question until you grant me insurance or an incentive, OP

>> No.640661

>>640596

1.99999... repeating, according to my calculations.

>> No.640662

Not enough fucking money.

>> No.640673
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640673

>>640596

What do you want it to be, goy-erm, boss?

>> No.640685

it's a summation
now go back to your board which is 80% community college drop-outs

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640695

>>640596
Whatever the fuck you want it to be

>> No.640705

1+1 is 2, now I can lend yo 2 with about %10 interest, if you pay me back in about two weeks, I'll let you pay me back 4, because 2+2 = 4, but for you, you can pay me back about tree fiddy

>> No.640709

>>640645
Kind of makes you question the nature of one.

We tell children one apple plus one apple equals two apples, but what defines one apple? There are many types of apples or sizes. One apple may contain trillions of particles.

>> No.640712

>>640596
>/sci/ says you won't be able to get this
>/sci/
>can't figure out why we see the same stars every night even though the earth is rotating on itself and around the sun, that is also rotating around the center of the milky way
>at least we are masters of our own subjects

>> No.640715

>>640712
>masters of /biz/

We jew now

>> No.640739

>>640715
In our hearts we always were anon, we always were.

>> No.640892

>>640695
/thread

>> No.641018

>>640596
>what is 1+1
A pretty nice Chinese smartphone

>> No.641147

>>640596

3

"as positive as twice two makes four, and such
positiveness is not life, gentlemen, but is the beginning of
death."

Two plus two equals five is the beginning of death

Fyodor Dostoevsky Notes from the Underground

>> No.641332

>>640596
So I drew up a project plan to resolve this question. I'm budgeting about 6 weeks at a cost of $2,000,000. We can begin upon receipt of your payment

>> No.641342

Its a phone, the oneplus one dammit biz