/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.6402094]

How are you going to piss off the Normies once you're rich?

[Anonymous No.6402196]

Living well.
Learn a new language, and train BJJ as often as I want. I'll probably keep working at my job though. I'm a programmer and I like it quite a bit

[Anonymous No.6402271]

>>6402196
You sound like a normie.

[Anonymous No.6402364]

gonna find two hot blonde 18 year old asians and take them around to all the family events and introduce them as my wives

[Anonymous No.6402391]

still collect my disability check lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.6402397]

Gonna live in japan and fuck all kawai teens eat their pussies cum into their mouth.

[Anonymous No.6402404]

>>6402094
>How are you going to piss off the Normies
i'm not.

no one will know.
life and relationships change with money.
so it will not be flaunted in any way to anyone.

[Anonymous No.6402433]

Rev my ferrari for hours in the city

[Anonymous No.6402437]

Ill help them, just like they helped me by showing interest in what Im doing

oh and btw, join this discord to get good and reliable calls
discord gg / 93XR84h

[Anonymous No.6402461]

>>6402404
This. Part of managing your resources is to keep them close to your chest

[Anonymous No.6402467]

>>6402364
this is solid

[Anonymous No.6402505]

>>6402271
this. kys

[Anonymous No.6402520]

>>6402094
I don't need to piss off normies

I've already won

I hope normies work themselves until they die from cancer hahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.6402535]

>>6402094
By doing the same job and routines I always do, but be extremely wealthy.

[Anonymous No.6402551]

>>6402094
what doens't piss of normie anyway
just buying a nice car while doing nothing all day would be enough to piss them off

[Anonymous No.6402588]

>the gotta hide your wealth meme
what are you afraid of, some nigger stabbing you? just live in a good neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.6402593]

>>6402364
>asian
>blonde

[Anonymous No.6402628]

>>6402094
Fuck 18 year olds until I die. I'm 21 and already hear classmates (mostly girls) make fun of guys with slightly younger girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.6402657]

>>6402196
>BJJ
Have fun getting rekt by anyone that isnt a manlet or at least halfway competent in martial arts.

[Anonymous No.6402681]

>>6402628
that's because if you're dating younger girls at 21 you're a loser dating high schoolers when you should be dating girls in college

[Anonymous No.6402689]

>>6402628
this to be honest with you my friends

[Anonymous No.6402807]

>>6402593
you know nothing of the finer things of life anon

[Anonymous No.6402869]

>>6402593

[Anonymous No.6402899]

>>6402681
Why? Also, there are freshmen girls.

[Anonymous No.6403266]

>end of the day
>pull up to my house in my Tesla roadster
>don’t open the garage door
>slam the accel. and ram my car in to the garage
>have contractors fix the garage everyday while I’m not at home
>repeat
>startle my norman neighbors every night with

>get paralyzed
>normies think it’s finally over
>use my stupid amount of money for NXTLVL stem cell op./physical therapy
>can drive again
>pull to my house in heavy duty pick-up
>notice my neighbors peeking through their blinds in awe and disappointment
>pic related mfw

[Anonymous No.6403446]

when Im a millionaire, me personally I intend to become a cyborg ninja like Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 4 and run up the fucking wall

[Anonymous No.6403549]

>>6403266
i laughed

[Anonymous No.6403585]

bonus points- when any of my relatives ask when my two hot blonde asian wives are gonna start pumping out babies I'll just laugh and say not anytime soon because I only fuck their asses.

[Anonymous No.6403710]

>>6403266
>>6403446
only good ones itt

[Anonymous No.6403771]

>>6402364
thank you for existing

[Anonymous No.6403868]

Get huge and find a dumpy but loyal woman, buy remote property in the pacific northwest USA and breed like a maniac while I hunt, fish, and farm for food and build cool shit on my property.

[Anonymous No.6403894]

Ive wanted a mustang my whole life, starting with 300 im at 10k. I think ill get the GT

[Anonymous No.6403911]

>>6403266
10/10 tank you for making me laugh anon

[Anonymous No.6403953]

>>6403266

[Anonymous No.6403971]

Is there still chance for me to make big money in crypto? i currently have only 20K

[Anonymous No.6403974]

>>6402094
I'll pay strangers to litter the city with pictures of smug anime girls.

[Anonymous No.6404249]

>>6402681
Says who faggot

[Anonymous No.6404318]

>>6403971
yes - buy MCO - QASH - OMG - ETH - NEO 20% each andyoull be good in a year or so

[Anonymous No.6404437]

I'm gonna bribe the bosses of the people that wronged me and get them fired and then flaunt my wealth in front of them.

[Anonymous No.6405117]

I'll enter university and become a high school teacher and get all the kids to respect me because I'm rich

[Anonymous No.6405172]

>>6404318
this or all in link

[Anonymous No.6405215]

>>6404437
spite is for men of weak character

so is making a new post for each reply, I apologize

[Anonymous No.6405407]

>>6405117
that's some hardcore shit

[Anonymous No.6405451]

>>6402404
Smart man.

[Anonymous No.6405506]

intentionally "leak" amateur porn of myself getting double toppy from 10/10 kawaii nip girls in pink wigs and then complain about it on social media so all my friends go find it and watch and then all the retards who married their insufferable fat resource hogs will realize i was correct to call them idiots

[Anonymous No.6405577]

Install thousands vending machines all over train stations and other public places
>that only have Mentos

[Anonymous No.6405605]

>>6403868

> remote property in the pacific northwest USA

Watch out for bigfoots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVhsfv_2BQ

[Anonymous No.6405613]

I'm going to go full Nazi public speaker and offer scholarships only to straight white males that exhibit leadership and understanding of why National Socialism is da whey.

[Anonymous No.6405675]

>>6405577
also make them look really inviting as if they had good stuff

[Anonymous No.6405684]

>>6403971
50% bitcoin 50% whatever you like

[Anonymous No.6405717]

>>6403266

[Anonymous No.6405893]

>>6403446
Have fun with the mark of the devil son

[Anonymous No.6406006]

>>6405577

you are a god among us

[Anonymous No.6406027]

>>6405893
have fun being slow, organic and having no high voltage katana, x ray vision and silky smooth white mane

[Anonymous No.6406111]

>>6405117
Sounds like a good idea but what I'd do is make The Holes doujinshi required reading for the day and go to a different highschool every day.

[Anonymous No.6406165]

>>6402094
Im going to go on a massive creampie quest and try to knock up at least 50+ women. Going to get reeeeal elaborate with the most attractive women. Give them the whole romantic shibang, tell them I want to be their one and only. Creampie the fuck out of them for days and then bounce. Going country to country. If I die my genes will carry on. My family will hate me, but history will favor me.

[Anonymous No.6406171]

Pay someone to burn their houses if they decided to piss me off first.

[Anonymous No.6406184]

Stfu

[Anonymous No.6406280]

I already laugh at my coworkers and tell them how much money I make, but only off stupid things
etheremons/tanks/whatever
literal memecoins

[Anonymous No.6406290]

I'd kill myself while having all my money in crypto so no1 will ever get my private keys

[Anonymous No.6406401]

how much to make galia my bride

[Anonymous No.6406477]

>>6402391
kek

[Anonymous No.6406583]

Lamborghini aventador and huracan, alternate between every day

[Anonymous No.6406631]

>Buy private Island near europe
>Install super high power radio tower
>Make two radio stations called "Hate Speech Radio" and "Holohoax Radio"
>Blast this signal to cucked EU countries with hate speech laws
>Sit back and enjoy massive reeeeeeeeeing

[Anonymous No.6406665]

>>6403266
LMFAO holy shit I can't breathe

[Anonymous No.6406701]

>>6406631
>you know what everyone hates? thats right, niggers

[Anonymous No.6406708]

>>6406165
Wow you read my mind.

[Anonymous No.6406790]

>>6406165
DESU this but only with blonde qts in Sweden, Norway and Iceland. It will be sweet to ruin the their pure genes with mixed kids lol

[Anonymous No.6406832]

>>6406631
>Talking shit remotely like a pussy instead of face to face like a real man

Money won't make you any less of a yeasty vagina anon

[Anonymous No.6406879]

>>6406790
>Implying there is such a thing as "pure genes"

[Anonymous No.6406888]

>>6406165
On your deathbed, you should use the rest of your fortune for a massive family gathering

[Anonymous No.6406899]

>>6406165
this is a very good idea, I might do it too. Say you go on vacation to a different country every year and creampie one woman every year, or twice a year. You could dominate most of the lgobe with your genes if you do it right

all of this while still having some girls or a wife at home lol

[Anonymous No.6406902]

>>6406790
you don't even need to be rich to do that right now

[Anonymous No.6406934]

>>6402433
set off car alarms with your revs

[Anonymous No.6406962]

>>6406165
you're a horrible person

[Anonymous No.6407005]

>>6402094
S-sauce? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.6407030]

everyone in this thread is going to be rich???

[Anonymous No.6407068]

>>6404318

what do you think abou Vechain? i was thinking about putting a bit in that one also

[Anonymous No.6407112]

>>6402094
Easy.


>flaunt wealth, but in a well-mannered and non-niggery way
>sell people online courses on with my "lottery number" ideas, that'll never work because at that point they'll be years and years old

>people will still buy
>make even more money
>retire at 25 and vlog or some dumb shit

lel

[Anonymous No.6407113]

>>6402094
Leave them behind

[Anonymous No.6407264]

>>6402094

I want to travel and move out in a nice flat in the capital and buy some nice forest-type land to own.

As for pissing off normies, I would probably buy some expensive car because status cars seem to be everything here but would never actually drive it.

[Anonymous No.6407282]

Forgot to add these possibilities

>become bezos tier rich
>tell everyone I am retiring and giving away my entire fortune to better the world
>give it all to Terry Davis so he can build the 3rd temple

[Anonymous No.6407982]

I'm going to be a neet who never does anything with his life and will walk around without shaving or getting a haircut. When normies ask why I'm not doing something with my life, I'll tell them I have a condo in Hawaii, I just like living in a shitty suburban area because that's where my roots are.

[Anonymous No.6408079]

>>6402094
by paying them what to me is pocket change to sit there and take it and shut up while i rant conspiracies at them for an hour while blowing cigar smoke in their faces.

[Anonymous No.6408162]

>>6408079
they'll be siiting down in chairs looking uncomfortable as i stand above then yelling in their faces about the un replacement migration agenda and the fluoride in the tap water. and any time one of them interrupts they lose satoshis and get a slap.

[Anonymous No.6408208]

>>6402094
I won't. I have no grudge or angst, and even if I did, it wouldn't help- it would just be a waste of time. I'll just live happily.

[Anonymous No.6408676]

>>6402094
Driving to their place of work in my lambo.
Drink coffee, or snort coke off escorts, while watching them through the window wagecucking their life down the drain.

Buy out their business, shut it down and make them redundant.

[Anonymous No.6408803]

is thread a signal to buy salt? Cuz lots of salty nerds in here

[Anonymous No.6408892]

>>6408803
salts going to have a big year i think, so unironically yes. not even shilling i just think its a good buy because everyones goign to want to borrow fiat money without losing their crypto gains.

[Anonymous No.6408894]

>>6408803
Money bonfire in the company's car park.

[Anonymous No.6408996]

>>6402196
Anon that is my goal too except not just bjj, I want to travel and live with people learning their native discipline. Judo/karate in japan, mma in montreal, go to thailand and live in a training camp for a while. Take what I can, compete, and then when I am older I will teach what i learned

[Anonymous No.6409013]

>>6402196
Osss

[Anonymous No.6409108]

>>6408996
>mma in montreal
retard alert

[Anonymous No.6409116]

Financing conservative movements and alt-right groups
I will be rigth-wing George Soros

[Anonymous No.6409208]

>>6409108
Tristar is the best mma academy in the world

[Anonymous No.6409210]

>>6409116
alt right is a term invented by a cia asset and popularized by the media as a strawman term to associate populist policies with unpopular nazi larpers. just so you know, but yeah that is a good idea, good luck. but no cringe larps advocating genocide of a 150 million people on us soil thats too much

[Anonymous No.6409222]

I'll make a movie about the battle of Lepanto.

[Anonymous No.6409335]

>>6402094
Where does this image come from?
I mean besides the pepe

[Anonymous No.6409363]

>>6402094
Going to need a sauce on that Taiwanese cartoon, pls.

[Anonymous No.6409462]

>>6402094
>piss off normies
That's easy, live well, enjoy myself and most importantly, not pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.6409571]

>>6402657
t. Retard

If bjj sucks then why does the top half the UFC have bjj training?

[Anonymous No.6409629]

>>6402094
I really want to buy a current model Mercedes G63 amg and use it as it was intended.

I'll throw a roof top tent on it, ladder on the back, spare gas cans, etc. and use it for actual overlanding.

I love that vehicle, but the stereotype is pretty shit around it now since it's always driven by Beverley Hills soccer moms, football players, and rappers. I'm going to have one someday ;_;

[Anonymous No.6409642]

I am a normie that came in December. Biz has helped turn my 2k into 20k in a couple weeks. Nothing you could do at this point would piss me off. Thanks guys!

[Anonymous No.6409679]

>>6409642

dab on those haters bro!

[Anonymous No.6409799]

>>6409571
Because the ufc rivals nascar in terms of promotional whoring
Bjj is basically karate now in McDojos

[Anonymous No.6409858]

>>6402094
im going to hire some hitmen to kill all of my enemies. normies wont even see them coming

[Anonymous No.6409865]

>>6409642
Just remember to cash out at some point, and know that the crash will happen when you least expect it.

[Anonymous No.6409954]

>>6402535
this, lifestyle won't change, just the material things within it will be more expensive or more adjusted to my tastes.

[Anonymous No.6410080]

>>6409799
This, real men rassle.

[Anonymous No.6410126]

>>6406790
fuck you subhuman nerd

[Anonymous No.6410142]

>>6402404

fucking this, man. Fucking this. The only guy with common sense here

[Anonymous No.6410223]

say nothing and to those who i ranted about btc say its great but i sold out too early so dont have any left before it went up

[Anonymous No.6410233]

Quit my job

[Anonymous No.6410666]

>>6409799
lol you're retarded. in the early UFC with barely any rules and any promotional whoring, BJJ wrecked people left and right. until everyone learned it to even the playing field. a good mixed martial artist NEEDS BJJ.

[Anonymous No.6410779]

I was shilling pfr and prl here for you on /biz since both were 0.07 and 0.01 respectively. Get profit on egas and make me (and you) rich.
Take a look@ https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

[Anonymous No.6410792]

>>6409642

You used a Minion, i can totally belive you are a normie

c-come closer i will tell you a financial secret normie

[Anonymous No.6410889]

Show off how much I made in such short time! Let people feel stupid for not hopping on!

Live my best life...

[Anonymous No.6411184]

>>6402094
Im gonna get a model tier hott 18yo wife from eastern europe. And this is apparently too much even for this shithole and triggered people here the last time I brought it up the usual name calling and insults flowed in, or maybe we have too many roasties browsing here.

[Anonymous No.6411346]

>>6409629
Pretty much this but in dark green color.

[Anonymous No.6411426]

>>6402196
Fucking normie training BJJ. you train giving other men BlowJobs?

[Anonymous No.6411460]

>>6402364
Asians are disgusting. God you're probably a gross fucker.

[Anonymous No.6411527]

>>6402364
Godspeed

[Anonymous No.6411561]

>>6402094

I wanna do that thing where you go into a high end car show room looking like a minimum wage cuck and flash a bag full of cash when the salesman sneers at you.

[Anonymous No.6411601]

>>6408079
This
Titanic never sank, Phizer growing AIDS infested tomatoes, paralympics being a money laundry, Japan plotting against Hitler, MIB being a documentary with real aliens...
After each story I sip another glass of whisky.

Each time I tell the same stories and if you visit my show 10 times straight, you win a special prize.

[Anonymous No.6411615]

>>6403266

[Anonymous No.6411636]

>>6402094
pic related

[Anonymous No.6411706]

>>6403266
The dream

[Anonymous No.6411924]

>>6409363
null_nyanpyoun

====

I would pay cinemas to make every Friday night an old movie night.
No Marvel shit, no Batman, no Witherspoon romcoms. We're talking Michael Caine and Ealing Studios here.

[Anonymous No.6412035]

I AM LITERALLY GOING TO BUY A SOVIET APC AND SPRAYPAINT "BUY HIGH, SELL LOW" AND DRIVE IT THROUGH TOWN, WILL POST ON /biz/ WHEN I WINRAR

http://www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/btr-60-8#currency=USD

[Anonymous No.6412311]

>>6411924
I like the sound of that. I would buy out the major cinema in my area on a big premier night for some normie shit like (((Star Wars))) and shut the theater down for the night and play some classic movies.

>>6412035
Only $16,700? If I knew that I would have bought one a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.6412720]

>>6402397
Underrated answer. Let's meet there when we make it.

[Anonymous No.6413378]

>>6411561
>I wanna do that thing where you go into a high end car show room looking like a minimum wage cuck and flash a bag full of cash when the salesman sneers at you.
Oh yes. Then go next door and buy a car.

[Anonymous No.6413456]

>>6406165
And what will stop the girls aborting the child?

[Anonymous No.6413871]

this guy

[Anonymous No.6414003]

>>6402094
I want to move in next door to some rich fuck on the Sunshine Coast and live like I do right now. I want him to spend all of his time wondering how I got enough money to buy a house when he's been wage slaving for his home and probably still has debts.

[Anonymous No.6414124]

>>6402094
oh yes bb

[Anonymous No.6414674]

>>6402807
>>6402869
blonde asians literally just look like poor/trashy asians

[Anonymous No.6414778]

>>6402094
I probably won't...that's not my intention in getting rich.

[Anonymous No.6415032]

>>6402094
do nothing

the fact that you dont have to do anything ever again if you dont want to will piss the normies off to no end

[Anonymous No.6415510]

never having to wagecuck again will be the ultimate BTFO

>no more cunt bosses
>no more uniforms
>no more traffic
>no more paycheck to paycheck

[Anonymous No.6416444]

>>6402196
Fucking faggots with their Blowjob Jutsu

[Anonymous No.6416491]

>>6402364
Fuckin' kek. Sounds like something I would totally do

[Anonymous No.6416659]

>>6408996
lol normie fag gtfo

[Anonymous No.6416812]

>>6406902
>1,472%
not bad but those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump that up

[Anonymous No.6416815]

>>6413871
going to jail for years yeah no

[Anonymous No.6416879]

>Get the best plastic surgery money can buy
>Drive around in my lamborghini
>Pick up girls and make them think they've struck gold before asking to borrow their phone and dropping them off in dangerous areas

>Buy a private island in international waters and forcing people to kill one another on it

>Smuggling in a dangerous disease, culturing it, and somehow releasing it upon as much of the population as possible

[Anonymous No.6416912]

>>6403266
Its like buying a new bed instead of making it

[Anonymous No.6416925]

>>6402196
>not boxing

Just admit your like cocks smushed up on your face.

[Anonymous No.6416954]

>>6405675
noodles

[Anonymous No.6416985]

>>6416879
you just sound like a terrorist

[Anonymous No.6417029]

>>6402364
If I make it I'll find you and we'll do this together anon

[Anonymous No.6417219]

>>6416985
The normals fucked me over time and time again so once I get the money to change things I'll make them pay dearly

[Anonymous No.6417279]

>>6416879
Please share video of your private island deathmatches with us when you make it anon

[Anonymous No.6417329]

>>6417219

[Anonymous No.6417357]

I am a normie so idgaf