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Sorry guys I was the guy who wrote that fake story about the girl at school who for her 18th birthday showed her my crypto and she stroked my dick. I know I sounded autistic and I know that this isn't what this board is really about but I did want to be like the guy from Wolf of Wallstreet Jordan Belford.

I really really need to know if it's a good time to buy bitcoin since I don't want to invest in other crypto. I want to buy BITCOIN because even the normies at my school know of bitcoin so i can suddenly bring it up and they'll know what im saying and think it's cool that i made money off it.

>> No.6397880

10 years ago

>> No.6397898
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6397898

It's always good time to buy Bitcoin if you don't care about sick gainz

>> No.6397993

>>6397694

No. You'll go to school to show off your new bitcoin and all the chads will be showing off their ethereum and fucking bitches and laughing at you like you wore your grandpas suit to school

>> No.6398030

>>6397694
No, buy ETH
BTC is dead

>> No.6398032

>>6397993
I tried showing off my etherium but no one knew what the FUCK i was talking about. Also is it too late to but more in etherum?

>> No.6398102

>>6398032
Wait for dip you dip

>> No.6398158

>>6397694
OP is a proven discord pump and dump group shiller. DO NOT BELIEVE HIM. DO NOT FALL FOR THE SCAM!

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME CHECK FOR YOURSELF! :

DISCORD LINK: swWb6Vb

trust me he is a liar.

>> No.6398224

This has gotta be the most autistic post ever on biz. No one will think ur cool that you made 2x ur money on btc. Buy eth, req, link, ven er sum shit that actually has potential to make a little $

>> No.6398229

>>6398102
I did but then when i went to buy my mom wouldn't let me and then wanted me to go to bed early. The next day it was back up after the dip. I can't be a fast-past trader i need a coin that will go up and up and up.

>> No.6398276

>>6398224
You realize making 2x off your money is crazy right? It takes a decent invester 10 years to double your money.