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Yeah hi, I'm here for the job interview.

>> No.633995

Excellent, you'll be perfect for the haunted freak show attraction!

>> No.634001

Why mutilate the nose?

>> No.634010

Done, welcome to marketing.

>> No.634033
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634033

>>633993
You're hired!

>> No.634037
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634037

Yeah hi, I'm here for the job interview.

>> No.634044

>>634001

>mutilate

shitlords please fucking leave

>> No.634050

This guy will go to any lengths to get attention!

>> No.634074

>>634033
are those tattoos? If so, goddamn that must have hurt getting tattooed over the implants

>> No.634114

>>634074
Part of his implant is actually sticking through his skin on the top left of his forehead.

>> No.634121

>>634001
Voldemort is a great source of inspiration in his life

>> No.634134
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634134

>Y-Yeah Mr. Quoxzyl, sit down ple-
>It's Mrx, I am a queer gender vegan reincarnated native shaman priest
>mfw

>> No.634140

>>633993
We don't hire niggers. Get out.

>> No.634141

>>634114
My fucking God.

>> No.634169

>>633993
>sorry, we already met our quota for klingons

>> No.634176

>>633993

Wow what a waste. I don't even think a tattoo shop would hire this guy.

>> No.634212

>>634176
Hell no they wouldn't, dude is scary and unpleasant to look at. All I can think of is a haunted house might hire him but even that is only seasonal.

>> No.634762

Does anyone know the story behind this guy?

>> No.634920

>>634762
Modern self-expressionist art?

>> No.634939

>>633993
The scarring around his nose looks looks horrible. The implant in the middle of his head isn't even symmetrical, its off kilter. His right implant is piercing through the skin. He probably had to find a doctor in south america to even perform the operation. No real doctor in any first world country would risk losing their practice to do this.

>> No.635257

>>634920
I've seen art before. This is not that.

>> No.635260

I wonder if the doctor was like "got your nose!" after the operation.

>> No.635268

>>634762

Some idiot millennial with shitty parents who didn't give him attention as a child yet with the pretentious "look at me" attitude common to those of his generation

>> No.635310
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635310

>yfw he is married and HAS CHILDREN

>> No.635318

>>633993
so UnIqUe

>> No.635543

Awesome, that's exactly what we were looking for, for our freak-show. You're hired!

>> No.635550

imagine this thing walking up to you at night

he looks like a demon

>> No.636087

>>635550
Isn't that the point?

>> No.636228

>>635260

Prolly fried it up in a skillet along with a few foreskins for texture