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Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:10:49 2018 No.6338158 [Reply] [Original]

>Imagine being Stellar in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Bitcoin, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight marketcap and horrific transfer fees. I would totally transfer my alts with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is tell bitcoin to fuck off forever and die in a ditch. Like seriously imagine having to be Stellar and not only sit in that chair while Bitcoin flaunts her disgustingly slow transfer time in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her small blocksize and retarded tech, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the market tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BITCOIN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of IBM partnerships and FairX.. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled logo as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Satoshi in the previous years. And then the buyers call for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the cryptomarket could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Stellar. You're not going to lose your future crypto career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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