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6333471 No.6333471 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this pen.

>> No.6333514

you can tickle your balls with it after writing your suicide note

>> No.6333535
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6333535

no

>> No.6333591

>>6333471

Why don't you write down you name on that napkin there?

>> No.6333600

>>6333471
it's a plume faggot.

>> No.6333613

>>6333471
I think the pen allegory is awful, when I hire employees I ask them to give me the details about why this product (our product) is better than others.

Usually I get a lot better of a response. We don't sell fucking pens, we sell pneumatic cyberdildonic interfacing hardware. Pens are a shitty thing to sell on modern use-value standards.

>> No.6333624

>>6333471
Stick it down your dick hole

>> No.6333640

>>6333471
remember our history project anon?
well i'm just writing some poetry with some old ass feather and ink and parchment. i could give it to you though, for a price. would be the easiest history project ever

>> No.6333670

No reason to sell anyone a pen anymore. Can just do a lot more with crypto.

>> No.6333690
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6333690

>>6333471
>vitalik buterin as an advisor
>big announcement soon
>new exchange listings soon
>whales accumulating

>> No.6333703

>>6333690
big if true

>> No.6333708

>>6333471
I am selling this pen and nudes of my sister for $200

>> No.6333789

At first glance i thought this was a PO.ET(POE) thread

>> No.6333792

>>6333471
>>6333708
I am selling this pen and nudes of his sister for $100.

>> No.6333825

>>6333471
I'd ask you if you have a pen to sign a deal where i give you all my life savings
in a scenario which you will not have a pen you will need to buy it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>profit

>> No.6334011
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6334011

sell me this cryto

>> No.6334047

>>6333514
kekd

>> No.6334141
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6334141

>>6333471
>solid dev team
>this is the new ethereum
>check out the charts
>big announcements coming soon
>dev is active in the slack
>going to bittrex soon
>big if true
>roadmap soon
>Wallet beta released
>logo redesign
>updated roadmap
>new blog post
>whales are accumulating
>next 24hours are critical
>youve missed (top 3 coin) (color), are you gonna miss (top 3 coin) (precious metal) too?!!
>this is the (top 10 coin) of (country)
>is a smart contract that runs on the ethereum network
>vote here so it can be listed on yobit
>it's a good coin
>it's not a scam
>huge announcements coming
>read the whitepaper
>look at the roadmap
>it's not too late to buy
>partnership with [insert Fortune 500 company here] coming soon
>big conference soon
>ui redesign coming soon
>marketing isn't a priority right now
>it's going to be added to Bittrex soon
>accumulate during the dip
>whales are manipulating the price
>just HODL
>uninstall your blockfolio and come back in x years
>netflix on the blockchain
>it will moon from 4$ to 25$ next month
>it brings X to the blockchain
>the premine will be used to fund development
>its a fork of X
>it scales better than X
>partnered with Microsoft
>solid dev team
>its under $1
>it's backed by X
>it's built upon the X platform
>it's gone up by X% in the past 24 hours
>big announcement in X days
>it will revolutionize the X industry
>it's still not on any of the major exchanges
>it's like exactly like X but better>x by the end of week, screen cap this
>_________ is making a decision today.
>Just wait until China wakes up
>active on [messaging application]
>(country name) finance ministry loves this coin
>rebranding
>new website
>new exchanges coming soon
>ASIC resistant
>I called this coin at X sats
>ichimoku cloud shows divergence
>tenkan-sen and kijun-sen

>> No.6334505

>>6334141
but wen mune

>> No.6334627

>>6333471
>>6333690
How do I buy PEN? what exchange?

>> No.6334662

>>6334141

You forgot the 'disruptive' keyword.

>> No.6334717

>>6333471

Its a store of value

>> No.6335173

>>6333471
It's built on block chain technology, what more do you need?

>> No.6335215

>>6333591
you work for me from now, Mr funny&fattyguy

>> No.6336051

>>6334141
mentioned in forbes

>> No.6336319

>>6333514
fpbp

>> No.6336635

>>6333471
>yes yes ez profit
>3000% my friend
>invest now

>> No.6336830

>>6333613

>fancy name for cyber dildos

Okay faggot

>> No.6337589

>>6334141
>>partnership with [insert Fortune 500 company here] coming soon
>tfw i remember writing that a couple of monthes ago
it's almost like i've been included into a screencap

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6337657

>>6334141

>> No.6338189

>>6334141
You forgot to mention privacy

>> No.6338311

>>6333690
Nice just bought 100k PENs

>> No.6338446

>>6334141
top lol