/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.63148]

Hey you.

Yeah. You.

Sell me this pen.

[Anonymous No.63158]

>>63148
No

[Anonymous No.63179]

>>63148
You already own this pen. To collect it from my storage you must pay me $x in transaction fees and $x in handling.

[Anonymous No.63185]

>>63148
Why would I sell it to you? You just gave it to me.
I'm going to keep it

[Anonymous No.63219]

If I sell you the pen will I get a mansion with a yacht, cocaine and all the bitches I want?

[Anonymous No.63260]

Fugayzi, Fugahzi, it's a wahzi, it's a woozie, it's a .... fairy dust.

[Anonymous No.63256]

>>63148
Here's a free ice cream for you! I just need you to sign this voucher.

Oh whats that, you don't have a pen? Here, you buy this one from me.

[Anonymous No.63352]

>>63148
You aren't going to hire me anyway, can't I just keep it?

[Anonymous No.63391]

>tfw I was asked this in an interview and had no idea what to say

[Anonymous No.63395]

Y-you too ;_;

[Anonymous No.63407]

I got asked to do a batch of interviews for my company

I asked a recent college grad applying for a tech support related position this question and he just completely seized up like some kind of sperglord

I recommended him anyway, don't recall if he got the job.

[OP HERE No.63441]

Get your own damn pen this is my pen.
You came here without a pen?

[Anonymous No.63461]

1. light his tie on fire
2. grab the nearest glass of water
3. tell him you will throw in a free glass of water for every pen purchase
4.???
5. PROFIT

[Anonymous No.63481]

>>63461

[Anonymous No.63476]

>>63461
>Light his tie on fire
>There's no water nearby
>Panic and run out of the room
>Be forever remembered as the guy who killed the interviewer when he was asked to sell a pen

[Anonymous No.63477]

>>63441
this. A thousand times this.

What ceo does not have a pen on them at all times

[Anonymous No.63489]

It's stupid.

Jordan Belfort is stupid and having read his book a few years ago and seen that it is now been roughly 50% debunked, I have no time for the movie.

Belfort made up easily half the shit, and closer to 80% of the "I'm so great, this was my life, muh women muh drugs"

[Anonymous No.63496]

Buy this pen. Then I'm going to buy it from you at double the price.

[Anonymous No.63499]

>>63489
Lie or not, do you think anybody is ever going to make a movie about your life, anon?

[Anonymous No.63502]

>>63391
>be nurse
>get asked this question
whatthefuckdoyouwant.gif

[Anonymous No.63507]

>>63489
Regardless one your feelings towards him it's still a pretty good movie, I've never read his books but I found it entertaining.

[Anonymous No.63515]

>>63499

I would hope not, it would be incredibly fucking boring.

>>63507

It is, but in spite of him, not because of him.

[Anonymous No.63526]

>>63515
So don't watch a movie about Belfort, just watch a comedy about stock brokers.

[Anonymous No.63527]

>>63507
It's really not that great of a movie though. It was just WAY too long. If they had have wrapped it up and finished about halfway through, it would have been awesome, but after the second hour or so it was just dragging on and getting stupid.

[Anonymous No.63524]

>>63515
I think the movie was overrated tbh. It was a good/solid movie (what else would you expect from Scorsese?) but it wasn't even Jonah Hills best performance let alone Leo's.

[Anonymous No.63563]

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT PENPAL PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF PENS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PENPAL INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) PLUS FREE PENPAL PEN. HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER WITH PEN 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ENCLOSED PEN. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENPAL PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR CLEMENT OKON

[Anonymous No.63600]

You want to cure cancer, right?
You want to help starving children, right?

This motherfucking pen is the gateway to it.
Imagine this scenario.
You're walking down the street. 'Ey nigga!', a hobo yells out, 'you got a pen, fuckface.
'Why yes, I do', you reply.
You hand him the pen and the man scurries off into the dark alley he came from.
3 years later, you're watching the news, while eating cereal, receiving a blowjob from your qt 3.14 daughter.
It's the nigga from earlier, turns out before his downfall he was a scientist working on a cure for cancer, and this pen has helped him get on top.
All for because you decided to pay for this pen in 15 simple installments of three fiddy.

[Anonymous No.63609]

All jokes aside, how would you actually try and sell something in this scenario, or just in general.

What are some sleek salesman techniques.

[Anonymous No.63614]

>>63609
The idea isn't really to sell it, obviously the interviewer isn't going to actually buy the pen from you. It's to demonstrate that you understand the concepts of supply and demand.

[Anonymous No.63620]

Isn't this a test on how a person deals with odious people? I would simply tell him the pen is not for sale because it's not mine.

[Anonymous No.63625]

>>63620
Then how are you going to sell products for the company, dingus? You don't own the shit you're selling to customers either.

[Anonymous No.63630]

>>63609
The first thing you gotta remember is, you want the fucker's money in your pocket. Thats how it rolls down.

And do the hum before you start:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGEgY1c9d9M

[Anonymous No.63658]

>>63148
take a note, you're a faggot
but wait you don't have a pen!

[Anonymous No.63698]

>>63614
No, it's not even that. If you're asked in an interview to "sell me this pen" and you do what they did in the movie I doubt you'll be very successful.

What you're meant to do is ask someone about their wants etc so you can match the pen to them.

[Anonymous No.63732]

Selling shit is 70% listening to the customer.

>What do you want in a pen?
>Ergonomics? Design?, etc.

And then you play into that shit.
That's the general gist of it.

[Anonymous No.63750]

>>63732
So what if they hand you a generic ball point pen, and you ask them what they want in a pen, and they say the ONLY pen they want is a calligraphy pen? Are you going to sit there and take 10 minutes boring them with the wonderful upsides to your pen? They don't give a shit about pens, they want to see you quickly show your knowledge of supply and demand.

[Anonymous No.63795]

you get a complimentary cheque with my signature. You can use this pen to write any amount you like and it will be yours. Now how much are you willing to offer for this pen?

[ND !RDzYv1SeHQ No.63803]

>>63148

You can't have it it's my pen, I value it dearly. It was given to me by Muhammad ali.. See here is his signature.

[Anonymous No.63813]

You have $40 on you? Hand it to me or that nice suit of yours is ruined before your luncheon with Mc Moneypants, and don't forget my coffee bitch

[Anonymous No.64006]

>>63698
>What you're meant to do is ask someone about their wants etc so you can match the pen to them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc_yHON1oiQ
Based Buster Sales

[Belgian dentist No.64035]

Its worth 1,50€

[Anonymous No.64066]

I am not selling you this pen. I am selling you your first book. You have the potential to turn this simple tool into a complex story.

[Anonymous No.64073]

>>63527
>Way too long

The director's cut is four hours instead of three.

[Anonymous No.64185]

Is this film going to be the "drive" of /biz/?

[Anonymous No.64281]

>>64185
I liked the Margin Call more anyways. Wolf of Wallstreet was fun either way though.

[Anonymous No.64299]

>>64006
That was fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.64332]

>>63148
I-it can write and shit like that. Also glows in the dark, I swear on me mom.

[Anonymous No.64339]

>>64185
You should choose the original wall street instead. Leo tries way too hard to be like Gordon Gekko

[Anonymous No.64385]

>>64185

My nigga, this film is what all true warriors strive for

[Anonymous No.64431]

Alright, write this down...

[Anonymous No.64459]

>>63502
keeeek wtf
>be nurse
>now I'm paranoid
>what if I don't get a job because I can't sell a pen

[Anonymous No.64476]

>>63407

I can relate. When you've been out of the work market for so long, it's easy to panic because Hey, this could be the thing that gets you out of poverty!
Or it could be like the hundreds of other interviews, where you're brushed off because you're overqualified and yet unable to find work.

[Anonymous No.64546]

>Get asked this question
>Try to reenact the scene, making the interviewer write their name down without a pen
>They just pull out a second pen

How do you sell the pen now?

[Anonymous No.65156]

>>64066
This guy knows whats up/

[Anonymous No.65163]

Do you want me to sell you a pen or your future? What I hold here is not a pen, but the extension of your creativity, you think every great writer started with a keyboard? No they wrote it down.

[Anonymous No.65171]

I can sell you the pen itself for a dollar, but proper insertion will cost extra. And I'll even throw in my own personal lube for free.

[Anonymous No.65284]

You obviously need to take a sleazeball approach. I would try to tell him that for generations the males in my family have a lucky touch that grants supreme health and happiness but you cant just give it to anyone. For 50 dollars that would go to worthy causes (my pocket) you would give him this lucky pen that has been blessed with my touch. Can you risk your health and happiness on not buying it?

[Anonymous No.65351]

>>64546
That pen is shit. Look how messy the ink is compared to this one,

[Anonymous No.65416]

This is a really nice pen. Thanks, I think I'll keep it.

[Anonymous No.65526]

>>63148

"You need something to stick up your pooper, don't ya?

[Anonymous No.68098]

>>65526
This isn't a pen... it's your chance of becoming famous and living forever via the anonymous image board 4chan.

[Anonymous No.68171]

Buy the pen, its the only way you can defend yourself from the knife ill drive through your skull in 5 seconds.

[Anonymous No.68584]

>2014
>not buying this pen
I shig.

Can I wrap that up for you?

[Anonymous No.68942]

I know how I can sell it to 4chan

reddit hates it and the brand supports anti-feminism and hates israel

[Anonymous No.69021]

>"If you don't buy this pen from me write now I will draw dickbutt on your desk right fucking now."
>"Dick...dick butt?"
>"Playtimes over motherfucker."

[Anonymous No.69030]

What the hell are you whining about a pen for? What are you on your fucking period?

[Anonymous No.69228]

>>68942
I'll take 7.

[Anonymous No.69331]

>>63461

[Anonymous No.69347]

I'm always terrified of getting asked this question.

I have no clue what to say

[Anonymous No.69369]

What happened to the tough guy that told my friend to stick this pen up his ass?

...Oh you just wanted him to sell it to you... Damn... My bad.

[Anonymous No.69394]

>okay so the asking price for this pen is usually $2 due to being imported from Japan
>but I'll cut you a deal, you pay 1c today and walk out of here with a brand new pen
>c'mon, you wouldn't pay 1c for a pen? You know it's worth the value, and there's literally nowhere else you can get it that cheap
>okay, here's your pen
>now use it to sign here, basically I'm operating this pen on a sale-and-leaseback system, so you can just pay 1c weekly for the next 5 years, I'm sure you can manage that!
>compound interest will apply, but it's only a few cents, what have you got to lose?

=):^)

[Anonymous No.69450]

>>63750
Nobody who drops that question in an interview is going to tell you that they only want calligraphy pens, they are assuming the role of an interested customer

They want to see your ability to build rapport, quickly identify a customer's wants and needs, and sell the upsides of the product based on that, idk where you got this supply and demand thing

[Anonymous No.69463]

>>63148
Buy this pen or I'll beat you until your asshole bleeds

[Anonymous No.69484]

>>69450
This question comes from a scene in Wolf of Wall street.

>DiCaprio asks some guy to sell him a pen
>Guys says 'Could you write something down on a napkin for me'
>Leo says:"I don't have a pen".
>hurr durr supply demand epic salesman :DDDDD

I assume the guy watched that scene and now he thinks he's a slick businessman.

[Anonymous No.69490]

Your pen is made out of inferior plastics which is one of the ket reasons for exploding pens. Do you really want to go buy a pocket protector or do you want to buy my high quality pen that will stay with you your whole life making money and saving patterns and ideas that ciuld beneifit you in the future. When you buy this pen your not just buying a pen your buying yourself pen explosion insurance which js essential saving you money by not having to buy another suit and essential another low quality pen that will do the same.

[Anonymous No.69495]

>>69463
B-but that is my want

[Anonymous No.69547]

>>69495
May I interest you in one of our brand new erotic pen acupuncture sessions? You can save 15% by buying a package of 3

[Anonymous No.69768]

>>63563
I died for some reason

[Anonymous No.70889]

>>69030
What movie is that from

[Anonymous No.70934]

>>63148
I can tell you how to properly account for that pen.

Operating supplies. You're welcome.

My bachelors isn't in marketing.

[Anonymous No.70995]

>>70889
The Departed. Awesome movie

[Anonymous No.72118]

>>63563
obviously the winner

[Anonymous No.72163]

Hey, you, fuckface. Buy this pen or I'm going to snap your cock off and feed it to you before burying you alive in a six foot hole.

[Anonymous No.72240]

>>63148
Look son this pen cures cancer
buy that shit

[Anonymous No.72309]

Never recreate pictures from old pens, always use new pens. Only use new ink. Fountain or biro. Never pencil. Drawing a picture with an old pen is the easiest way of losing your grasp on what's real and what is a dream.

Now, I'll show you what its like to have a pen within a pen.

[Anonymous No.72328]

>>63148
You don't have a pen, I have a pen, no one else is selling you a pen. I own the market, and you need to write. I'll let you rent this pen for an hourly fee of 15 USD

[Anonymous No.72517]

If you don't buy this pen, your next child will be born with down-syndrome.

[Anonymous No.72559]

>>72551
>>72551
So it's circumcised?

[Anonymous No.72551]

See this pen?

5% of the money goes to Israel.

If you don't buy this pen, I will call you anti-Semetic.

[Anonymous No.72613]

>>68584
lel

[Anonymous No.72853]

Analysts are predicting pen value to rise 700% over the next 18 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZtN5_dcVQo

[Anonymous No.73081]

>>63148

>"It'll keep you from getting any uglier!"
>"Just in time!"

[Anonymous No.73139]

>>72551
>>72559
How can you use a pen if it's missing the tip?

[Anonymous No.73236]

>>63148
Are you tired of walking around without a pen? Being ridiculed by friends and family for your lack of pen ownership? Embarrassed when citizens on the street ask too borrow your pen?
If, and only if, you said yes too any of these 5 questions then you need to buy a pen now, but what kind of pen you might ask? Buy an PENicillin!
What is a PENicillin you might ask? Well, it's an amazing new pen that was created by the future, and where does the future start? With you! Which means YOU made this pen, actually my company did, but amaze your friends by saying you made it! What so amazing about our PENicillin you might ask, well you can do anything with it from writing on paper, writing checks, writing that hot chicks number on a napkin in a bar, sign a peace treaty, or even write song lyrics about our new amazing pen, PENicillin, you can even inject a lethal dose of penicillin into your enemies, your lying bitch wife, the man your lying bitch wife slept with, or even that hot chick from the bar!
Remember, if you don't have a PENicillin, you may as well die.

[Anonymous No.73295]

*Look at the customer*
*falsley say that the pan was made to make any of his life duties easier*

Oh doctor, this pen was made to make handwriting look better because it defines lines and circles better

Oh mr architec, this shit has better ink for maps and shi

And so on and so forth

[Anonymous No.77717]

>>73295
Nice.

[Anonymous No.77985]

I own a pen company. www.penisland.com

[Anonymous No.78316]

>>63502
Every interviewer thinks they're some hotshot

[Anonymous No.78333]

>>63609
I'd just take the pen, put it in my pocket and wait for the next question

[Anonymous No.78342]

>>78316
so true, they could be a complete nothing and the moment they get assigned to interview someone they go mad with power and think they're some big shot . . . you can tell by some of the ridiculous questions that often get asked.

[Anonymous No.78921]

>>63148
Right. You see this pen? The shiny nib, the ergonomic barrel, the easy but non-leaking flow of ink? It doesn't just write. It's an emergency skewer. It can perform tracheotomies. It can even remove eyeballs if you know how!
You want it, right? You can't afford to buy it. Instead, I'll cut you a deal. You pay me so much a month for my pen, and after a few years, I'll let you buy it for half-price. Or you walk away, no questions asked, and I get my pen back.
What do you say?

[Anonymous No.79239]

>>69021
Fuckin spat my juice.

[Anonymous No.79263]

I bet this question gets asked a lot more now due to the movie. In which case, it may actually be better to answer it incorrectly to show you've both seen the movie and build rapport.

[Anonymous No.79276]

>>63609
>You've just loaned me this pen
>So to keep this pen it'll cost you a rate of $5 per month with 3% increase in intrest per week.
>or you could buy this pen right now for $1 and not have to pay those fees
>which do you choose?

[Anonymous No.79538]

>>64185
It most certainly is our first meme.

[Anonymous No.79568]

Am I selling the pen? Or are you selling me money and I'm paying with the pen?

[Anonymous No.79713]

>>73236
I'll pay $600 for it. 10/10

[Anonymous No.79761]

>>63148
Oy vey goy, not buying this pen from me is a hate crime and LITERALLY another Holocaust.

[Anonymous No.83362]

>>63148
Give me your fucking wallet.

[Anonymous No.83422]

>>73236
Lethal dose of an antibiotic?

[Anonymous No.83472]

>this is my pen
>do you want to be like me?
>fucking right you do
>because you are such a smart man i will give you a discount

[Anonymous No.83893]

>>79538
Someone archive this thread.

[Anonymous No.84098]

>>63476
I would buy anything from that man. I mean who the fuck wants to die from not buying a pen?

[Anonymous No.84134]

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT PENPAL PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF PENS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PENPAL INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) PLUS FREE PENPAL PEN. HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER WITH PEN 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ENCLOSED PEN. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENPAL PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR CLEMENT OKON

[Anonymous No.84193]

Why the fuck would I sell somebody who knows about sales a pen? Go down to the receptionist and talk her into buying the pen for triple the value.

[Anonymous No.84383]

>>63750
>ONLY pen they want is a calligraphy pen
Then lie to them and tell them it's a calligraphy pen. Wake the fuck up faggot.

[Anonymous No.84656]

>>70934
But what if this is a pen-making company?! You just used the entirely wrong account! The auditors are gonna fucking crucify you!

[Anonymous No.84690]

Ok. You get this first pen for free. Then we go outside and we smoke some crack. Ever smoked crack?

[Anonymous No.84696]

>grab him by the collar
>push him into the wall
>hold the pen in front of his eye
>"BUY THIS FUCKING PEN RIGHT NOW"
>"RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
>"I'M GONNA COUNT MOTHERFUCKER"
>"1"
>"2"
>"3"
>"4"
>>"H-How m-much do you want for it?"
>"ALL OF YOUR FUCKING MONEY TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET BITCH"
>>"H-here's my wallet can you let go now?"
>"TAKE THE FUCKING PEN"
>walk out and never come back

[Anonymous No.84819]

>>63148
This pen, its too good for you to have. You wouldnt be able to handle it.

[Anonymous No.84878]

"Well it's your own pen, and I can't sell you something you already own. I'll tell you what though, I will hold on to your prized possession and make sure it stays in a safe place. I'll even throw in an ink replacement every month, just for you. You can ask for the pen back at any time, and I will retrieve it from its safe place, for a small fee that you can avoid if you keep more of your pens with me and upgrade to a platinum pen holder's account. All I ask in return for this service of security is a small monthly inventory fee."

[Anonymous No.84923]

>>84878
Nice try faggot, but that's not what I asked you to do. We'll be in touch.

[Anonymous No.85121]

>>63148
Which pen are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.89616]

>>85121
Your pen (is)

[Anonymous No.90547]

>>63148
I stab my pen through your hand and refuse to move it. You can buy the pen after which I'll release it.

[Anonymous No.92176]

>>64546

>take second pen
>reenact the scene

[Anonymous No.92914]

how can I see this fucking movie?

I was willing to buy it from amazon on instant play but they don't have it until March.

[Anonymous No.92978]

>>64546
Pull out another two pieces of paper and make them write their name three times at once.

[Anonymous No.94126]

get 2 of these pens and you'll get a free copy book 50 pages, it's for 7 $

[Anonymous No.94139]

>>92914
see it in theaters with your bros, like how it is meant to be seen

[Anonymous No.94167]

if you somebody to sell you a pen then fuck off. have a nice life using a shitty pencil and getting graphite shitlets all over your hand

[Anonymous No.94177]

>>92914
>not knowing how to watch movies online
>2014
shiggy

[Anonymous No.94214]

"Iv already tried to sell you this pen 100 times. Please can we do something else"

[Anonymous No.94600]

>>92914
>not knowing where trustworthy torrents are
I thought /biz/railies would be good at networking.

[Anonymous No.95248]

>>94600
Tbh,

/biz/ is very much like the seminar Belfort was talking to at the end of the movie.

[Anonymous No.95482]

>>94177
>>94600

I'm not a fucking degenerate.

[Anonymous No.95764]

>>63489
If you're gonna lie, lie big.

[Anonymous No.95773]

>>95482
It's okay anon, its not your fault that the media companies are too stupid to out-compete a bunch of idiot teenage crackers using free and accessible software in their basements.

[Anonymous No.97803]

>>63496

I see you studied at the /b/ school of dogecoin economics.