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What's the easiest, quickest and most painless way to kill yourself?

>> No.6303538

>>6303490
Buying Chainlink

>> No.6303541

Buying link

>> No.6303590

>>6303538
Beat me to it cunty

>> No.6303593

Exit bag

Or link

>> No.6303609

>>6303490

Step 1: Get Monero
Step 2: Order a cyanide capsule
Step 3: Bite the pill and you will be dead in seconds.

The nazi's loved it.

>> No.6303618

>>6303490

sell link, wait a year, check price

>> No.6303636

>>6303538

Ya a cheeky cunt aren't ya?

>> No.6303639
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6303639

>>6303490
Hanging out with Sayori!

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>>6303590

>> No.6303661

>>6303490
Cyanide, you will suffocate internally
Guess why people took birds in the mineshafts, cause you won't realize your suffocating and just get dizzy then collapse and die.
Also, the chances to survive it are 0

>> No.6303674
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6303674

I believe theres a coin out there to help with this

>> No.6303703
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>>6303490
>wanting to die
>caring about the pain of it

>> No.6303734

>>6303703
Nobody wants to suffer, even in death.

>> No.6303743

>>6303538
>>6303541
>>6303593
No, buying LINK over $1.2 is the reason I want to kill myself.

>> No.6303772

>>6303661
>>6303609

Is it actually possible to buy it online?

Asking for a friend who invested in LINK.

>> No.6303808

A handful of pills is the easiest, painless and least messy way to go. But don't do it OP. All of us here are gonna make it. Post a crypto address and if I have any of that coin/token or can ShapeShift it to you, I'll send you something. No joke.

>> No.6303831

>>6303490
Buying TRX. Speaking from experience.

>> No.6303875

>>6303772

you can buy almost everything on the darkweb my friend. You can also buy it in the store:

eating a whole bag of apricot kernels will also kill you. Look it up.

>> No.6303902
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6303902

Browsing biz and seeing all the UFR shill threads and their memes

>> No.6303919

>>6303490
Shotgun to the back of the head as your pic depicts.

>> No.6304057

>>6303490
You're probably trolling, but if you're serious, don't. I'm depressed as fuck too, but everything passes, and death is probably not the end, so better take your chances hanging around in this world than having it even worse in whatever awaits you on the other side.

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>>6303490
>>>/r9k/

>> No.6304269

>>6303808
I'm down so much that even if you actually sent something it wouldn't change anything but I appreciate the thought.

BTC: 1BNYV85WRVkE48X45QH2xy55vrskQVRn4L

ETH:
0x174AA5db13A1Bb8B4dAAEB1D1799cD1D122ac7F6

>>6303609
>>6303661
Where on the deep web can you buy it?

>> No.6304272
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6304272

12 gauge to the face like your pic. 00 buckshot...the coroner will tell his wife about it. trick points for rigging it about 5 feet away for Max fucked up

>> No.6304423

>>6304057
Nah, death is the end. Nothing more to worry about after that. Just peaceful non-existence. Any kind of eternal life would turn in to a hell eventually, even if you were fucking 16 year olds nonstop and eating steak every meal. It would just go on and on and on until you just craved death.

Well, good luck to you in...whatever.

>> No.6304507

Drain cleaner pussy

>> No.6304590

>>6304057
I found my old bitcoin wallet from 2011/12 that had a few hundred on it from back when those faucets handed out free bitcoin because they were worthless. I wanted to buy some but I didn't trust any of the websites with my card details so I never bought any. Biggest regret in my life, I've been depressed ever since. Tried to get in the game late to make up for it but all I've managed to do is lose money.

>> No.6304670

>>6304269
Hey man, we're all down today. Hang on and your patience will be rewarded. Think of the people who lost everything to Mt Gox or anyone who had no choice but to hold their bags. You didn't lose all your money in a hack, or exit scam like Confido.
I'm heading home and want to send you some ETH later but I'd rather send it knowing it might actually give you some shred of hope.

>> No.6304870

Death is not the end. Don't JUST yourself to hell like a faggot. HODL your life no matter how shitty it is

>> No.6304965

>>6304670
Lack of hope is what kills people.
When you stop believing that there's a better way.

If you sent literally anything it'd make me believe that anything is possible in this world.

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>>6303538
>>6303541
spicy

>> No.6305172

>>6304670
lol

>> No.6305225

>>6304870
Allah gonna punish those infidels for an hero!

>> No.6305461

>>6304965
Don't lose hope. Find someone to talk to, go try out a new hobby, don't cut yourself short over momentary feelings.

Seek help, anon

>> No.6305547

>>6304272
5 feet? You sure it would guarantee death?

>> No.6305604

Find a heroin dealer who takes crypto. Buy as much as you can.

>> No.6305934

>>6305461
I wish these feelings were momentary, anon.
I've already told people about my depression and they just say things like you're talking shit you have lots to live for and you're grood at lots of things blah blah blah.

No I'm not.

I can't even figure out where to buy cyanide.

>>6305604
I did manage to find a place that sells heroin.
How much do you have to take to overdose?