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What happens if you call this?

>> No.6283707

They tell you you still have time to buy LINK.

>> No.6283730

>>6283683
A SWAT team comes to your house and shoots you.
It prevents suicides.

>> No.6283743

>>6283683
you get thrown in an asylum. what's wrong, anon?

>> No.6284265

some pajeet answers the phone cuz all call centers have been diverted to shit filled streets

>> No.6284522

>>6283683
they patronize you and subtly call you a loser, and subtly try to convience you to do it.

>> No.6284804
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6284804

are you ok anon, post address for some free monies if you'e broke

>> No.6284896

>>6283730
>stay proud son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

>> No.6284924

You waster 5 min of your life talking to an incompetent moron who has no idea on what to do in such situations
Just do it faggot

>> No.6284968

Called once when I was having an anxiety attack and really needed someone to talk to. A dude listened to me for ten minutes, said some kind words, encouraged me to get psychological help, and then told me he had to let me go to take another call.

>> No.6285079

>>6283683
Some cunt answers and asks you a few generic questions, then about 10 unhelpful minutes later they rush you off the phone or offer to call you an ambulance. If you're suicidal it'd probably be better to just watch old episodes of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

>> No.6285102

I was shilling pfr and prl here for you on /biz since both were 0.07 and 0.01 respectively. Get profit on egas and make me (and you) rich.
Take a look@ https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

>> No.6285108

>>6283683
Depends on where you live. I had someone helpful. Helped me calm down, gave me the push to get therapy and meds finally, with a neighbor's help. Shit saved my life, no reason for me to lie about it.

But if you have some big losses in crypto... your mileage will vary, by a lot.

>> No.6285159

With Obsidian Glass you could reach out to them totally anonymously. Yet another use case for ODN /shill

>> No.6285166

>>6285108
stop eating shitty food, consume shittons of Magnuesium and shittons of Zinc in Tuna and you will be fine

>> No.6285202

>get gun
>call number
>"hello this is national suicide prevention like how can i help?"
>*bang*

>> No.6285345

>>6283683
usually an effeminate sounding obese man will try to hype you up and make you feel better about yourself, and when you realize it's a sick joke/gay hotline you'll begin to weep in shame....

>> No.6285748

>>6285102
thank goodness for threads like this, it allows me to find the shit filled shills.

Are you suicidal OP? Consider taking drugs to make yourself feel better. I been depressed my whole life and I took a lot of illicit substances to feel better. If you can't get them, that is what crypto is good for.

>use fiat to buy crypto
>use crypto to buy other cryptos
>use mooned crypto to buy drugs

Its very simple.

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>> No.6286434

>>6283683
>What happens if you call this?
They offer you a Chinese gf for 1 btc.

>> No.6286981

Logic sings you a pretty song