/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.6270481]

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
STARTED SHILLING CRYPTO AT 16

[Anonymous No.6270735]

>>6270481
BAGS I'M HOLDING
>(HOLDING!!)
CAN'T HOLD MUCH MORE
>(BUY MY BAGS, BUY MY BAGS, BUY MY BAGS)

ONE

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT BITCOIN

TWO

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT LITECOIN

THREE

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ETHER

FOUR

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT RIPPLE

ONE

SOMETHING'S GOT TO MOON

TWO

WAITING FOR THAT FORK

THREE

COINBASE DELAYED AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LET THE SHITCOINS HIT THE FLOO

[Anonymous No.6270782]

>>6270735

topkek

[Anonymous No.6270791]

IT STARTED OUT WITH A DIP HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS
IT WAS ONLY A DIP
IT WAS ONLY A DIP

[Anonymous No.6270919]

SO YOU BOUGHT A SHITCOIN
ALL YOUR COINS ARE DOWN
YOU LEVERAGE ETH JUST TO TURN IT AROUND
YOU SAY YOU BOUGHT LOW
YOU TELL ME JUST BUY
YOUR BAGS ARE HEAVY AND THEY GO FOR A RIDE
YOU BOUGHT A SHIT COIN
THE MARKET DON'T LIE
THEY'RE CRASHING BACK DOWN AND YOU REALLY DON'T MIND
YOU BOUGHT ALL TIME HIGH
YOU BOUGHT SOME LITECOIN

[Anonymous No.6271090]

these threads crack me up good works anons

[Anonymous No.6271393]

>>6270791
Kek

[Anonymous No.6271460]

>WAKE UP (wake up)
LOG INTO BITTREX AND CHECK ON THAT COIN PRICE
WENT TO /BIZ/ AND GOT REALLY BAD ADVICE
WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR COINS IN THE RED?
HERE YOU GO CREATING ANOTHER THREAD
>YOU WANTED TO!!
LOG INTO BITTREX AND CHECK ON THAT COIN PRICE
>YOU WANTED TO!!
WENT TO /BIZ/ AND GOT REALLY BAD ADVICE
>YOU WANTED TO!!
WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR COINS IN THE RED?
>YOU WANTED TO

I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST....
IN...
MY...
STRONG-HANDED BAG HOLDING
I...
CRY...
WHEN MY COINS DESERVE TO MOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WAKE UP (wake up)

[Anonymous No.6271572]

>>6270791
NOW I'M CALLING THE BANK
AND I'M GETTING A LOAN
AND I'M CASHING OUT NOW
AND I'M SELLING MY PHONE

[Anonymous No.6271621]

>>6270735
God damn, anon. This is art

[Anonymous No.6271646]

I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING...
CAN'T TELL IF I REALLY BOUGHT THOSE BAGS

DEEP DOWN INSIDE I FEEL TO SCREAM...
THESE HEAVY BAGS STOP ME

NOW THAT THE COINS ARE IN THE RED...
I'M WAKING UP, OUT OF MY BED

THAT THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT IN MY BANK...
NOTHING IS REAL BUT PAIN NOW

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR GAINS...
OH PLEASE CHARLIE LEE

[Anonymous No.6271802]

I don't like my portfolio right now
Stacking up shitcoins that are so unnecessary
Wish I would have just hodl Bitcoin
I was told sell high, but those charts made me panic
And I drive myself crazy
Thinking /biz/ will save me
Yeah I drive myself crazy
But I think everyone is scamming me

I'M HODLING OOOOON
WHY ARE THESE BAGS SO HEAVY
I'M HODLING OOOOON
ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN I CAN CARRY
I KEEP DRAGGING AROUND WHAT'S BRINGING ME DOWN
WHY DIDN'T I SET A STOP LOSS REEEEE
HODLING OOOOON

why are these bags so heavy?

[Anonymous No.6272100]

>>6271802
HOOOOOOOOOOLDING ALL THESE BAGS
THESE COOOIIIIIINS THEY WILL NOT MOON
AAAAAALL THEY DO IS FAAAAAAAAAAALL
HOOOPE THE CORRECTION IS SOOOOON

[Anonymous No.6272240]

WAKE UP (wake up)
GRAB YOUR PHONE AND DO A DELTA CHECK UP
WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR GAINS INSIDE AN ALTCOIN (why'd you leave your gains inside an)
BAGS ARE HEAVY, GOTTA HOLD THAT ALTCOIN
(YOU'RE JUST'D)

[Anonymous No.6272251]

>>6270481
Dbc and trx was my better pick
Now i'm hanging wojacks on the Wall...

[Anonymous No.6272385]

His arms are sweaty
Candles sticks red and shitty
There's litecoin in his portfolio already
Suicide, He's ready
He's nervous
But on the surface he's red and jitty
To drop bags
But he keeps on forgetting

[Anonymous No.6272427]

>>6271802
>Thinking /biz/ will save me
>Yeah I drive myself crazy
>But I think everyone is scamming me

50% percent is from my original one

[Anonymous No.6272780]

BUDDY YOU'RE A GOY MAKE A BIG NOISE
PLAYING WALL STREET, GONNA LOSE ALL YOUR COIN SOMEDAY
YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOUR PAGE
TIME TO RAGE
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HIS WOJAK THREADS SAGED

POSTING "CHINKS WILL CHINKS WILL FUCK YOU"

[Anonymous No.6272887]

this thread

[Anonymous No.6273065]

CAN'T PAY MY BILLS
I FELL FOR DBC SHILLS
NO LAMBO AUTOMOBILES
AND I'M DOWN 50% STILL
THE STORY WASN'T TRUE
I HATE THAT POO IN LOO

[Anonymous No.6273385]

IM LIKE BITCH WHO IS YOUR MANS?
CANT KEEP THESE BAGS IN MY HANDS

[Anonymous No.6273681]

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

MY BAGS GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY I BOUGHT THIS SHIT AT ALL
MY BLEEDING EYES CLOUD UP MY VISION, AND I CAN'T SEE AT ALL
AND EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD STILL BE RED
AT LEAST BITCOIN'S NOT GONNA FALL
IT REMINDS ME THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD, IT'S NOT SO B--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.6273723]

*BUT IT WAS JUST A DREAM FOR THE TEEN, WHO WAS A FIEND
STARTED SHILLING COINS AT 16

You got Wu-Tang Clan - "Cream" and Biggie Smalls - "Juicy" mixed up lel

[Anonymous No.6274039]

DON'T GO CHASING MOON MISSIONS
JUST STICK TO THE LONG HODLS AND THE DYOR YOU'RE USED TO
I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE A LAMBO AND NOT A NISSAN
CHASING MOON MISSIONS

[Anonymous No.6274045]

ONE
DIP
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW I HARD I TRY

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.6274051]

>>6271460
Kek, nice one

[Anonymous No.6274187]

>>6270735
Something's got to moon
LOL

[Anonymous No.6274356]

>>6270481
CHANDRA
CHANDRA
CHANDRA
CHANDRA BENDRAM
WOW WOW WOOOOOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.6274532]

My xvg is down
And I'm holding bags
I SOLD all my raiblocks
Before the winters gains
Id be safe and warm
If I was in vechain

South Korean screaming AHHHHHH
On such a winters dayyyyy

[Anonymous No.6274807]

Scrollin' down in /biz/ with my alt coins
Fuddin in threads, won't you join?
Hit on reply to make a post
Pajeet-heads in here cold shillin' some bags

A FUD shows up, what can it be?
A fresh larpin' faggot shillin' LTC
He rolls out his bags, which he started to haul
It's all about makin' that margin call

CAUSE THE GAINS ON /BIZ/ ARE ALWAYS LOW

[Anonymous No.6274869]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT I COULD MAKE SOME MONEY
BY BUYING LOADS OF SHITCOINS ONLINE
I WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH MY DELTA AND MY FUN
AND THE SHAPE OF A DICK
ON MY FOLIO