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Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:41:24 2015 No.620896 [DELETED]

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How do I get rich /biz/? Please give me a serious answer, I want to get a gf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:43:46 2015 No.620898 Take out a life insurance policy on yourself Make girl your beneficiary in exchange for being your gf Kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:44:15 2015 No.620899 >>620898 How do I get a gf if not rich?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:45:00 2015 No.620902 >>620899 Make girl your beneficiary in exchange for being your gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:45:47 2015 No.620906 >>620896 >/biz/ Alright guys, let's post some cool business ideas. http://www.trentu.ca/newsevents/newsDetail.php?newsID=8731

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:47:51 2015 No.620911 >>620902 OK, will she suck my dick when I'm dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:50:46 2015 No.620915 >>620911 No, first you have to get Kabuto to use the Edo Tensei technique on you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:53:05 2015 No.620919 >>620915 What's that shit?

Anonymous Tue Jan 20 16:59:11 2015 No.620936

>>620919
Listen, nigga.

You can't get a blowjob as a corpse. You ain't got no blood
BUT you can still do all that shit if you're a zombie, but not one o them rotten types but like what happens when you're resurrected and you can still control shit.
Ya dig?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:00:15 2015 No.620939 >>620936 OK, I want blowjobs from gf, how to get rich to obtain all that? Without killing myself.

Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:04:34 2015 No.620949

>>620939
Oh that's even easier.

Just suck cocks until you get enough money to buy a ho

Take that ho and go pimp her out to others and get more dollarydoos.

Buy more hos and keep that shit up. Eventually you have like 60 hos and 10 gfs that eventually turn into more hos, but never your bottom bitch cause that bitch already earned that spot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 17:07:32 2015 No.620961 >>620949 I don't want to suck cocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:03:04 2015 No.621326 >>620939 they only do that once or twice to lure you into the web

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:06:21 2015 No.621327 Read. Work hard. Open yourself up to opportunity. Eventually it will come.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 22:14:38 2015 No.621337 >>621327 >2015 >giving serious answer in such thread

>>	TheCaptain Tue Jan 20 23:54:32 2015 No.621437 >>620949 >2015 >giving serious answer in thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 15:11:45 2015 No.622112 Hey /biz/

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