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>The year is 2028
> the USD, Euro, and Yuen have all collapsed due to lack of faith.
>the world rejoices as every major bank collapses.
> James diamond an heros on national television.
> muh centralization
> for the first time in history mankind can safely store their own wealth.
> 1 Satoshi = 1 USD
> Parents urge their children to go to college and become dapp devs for that Cush 100k sat/yr salary.
> a new class redistribution occurs.
> pajeets shills are now the new upper middle class.
> chadbitcoiner is still holding even after the 600mm unconfirmed transactions have long killed his beloved BTC.
> nothing changes for the normans.
> /biz/ is now the equivalent of the Illuminati with their vast stores of accumulated wealth.
> The world is now run by kissless autistic virgin NEETS
> You wake up next to your harem of qt3.14 gfs.
> “Shall we give Elon a Call and visit mars today, anon?”
>”Y-y-you too.” Is all you can manage to stutter as you head head downstairs to browse /D/, and /R9k/ from your cum-stained VR AI computer.

You’re all gonna make it anon. What a time to be alive.

>> No.6127660

These are my favorite threads.

>> No.6127975

thx anon

>> No.6128118

all i want is to bang big titted asian girls, that's why i'm here. we all have our reasons. we'll make it anons.